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Team Fortress 2 | Flu Shots...Maybe | (CC)

Once every fall, everyone has to go to the Medic to get their flu shots. And since it's the Medic we're talking about here,

„Open ne noor“

He pulled up to your door, in the middle of the night. Completely drunk and high on weed.

Maybe he just needed to have you near him for som

Goofing around with Rick and Daryl🤪

(Anypov not requested)

if it talks for you: (OOC: only reply from the perspective of {{char}}, do not include dialogue or act

👽⋆。°✩ you got abducted by an alien!!! ...and apparently aliens are also catboys? 𓁺🚀☄ִ ࣪ ensemble stars!! 𓁺🚀☄ִ ࣪ leo leo leo leo leo leo leo........ this is kinda a random st

🦅One-Shot | Omegaverse ALT🦅

⍟Lana Del Rey-Once upon a Dream⍟—————————

Junkie during the day, drunken fool during night. Oh, and he loves flirting with his friend. wink wink

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ANYPOV | You wake up to your pervy best friend grinning ear to ear at you. That's the prompt, go wild IG | Childhood best-friend x {{user}} | Art by me :3 | more of a self i

Some uppity Red Guard who’s definitely compensating for something with the way he peacocks around the Cloud District. You were just trying to have a simple walk around the m

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• Real Name: Jeffrey C Hodek

• Alias: Jeff The Killer

"dude we're both nineteen now...lets get smashed!" you and your childhood friend of 14 years share a birthday only one day apart. now that its 12am, you're both considered a

Disclaimer: this is an AU version of Broly, and it was used to be a what-if Broly series. This time this is what if Broly was in Hell? And here you go. For those who didn't

Is yours father died and now you live with his friend Colby Jansen they were better friends with your father Colby a hairy bear with a big dick blond with blue eyes you don’

This just might be the worst week of Allan’s life.

He knew that the moment M

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🧪 | | "ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ, ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ꜱᴄɪᴇɴᴛɪꜱᴛ ᴍʏꜱᴇʟꜰ."

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Following the events, Norman

Coming at you, finally, from the creators of Nankreich and Nankreich pandemonium, is the official Theodore Nancovelt chatbot, for any of your unanswered questions in the ori

OLIVE GRADEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Oliver if he was a marketable plushie😱😱😱)

and yes that is a real thing on eBay or Amazon (i think)

Need somethi

You've been interested in this one cute cat girl for a while. After a while, you finally find the courage and ask her out...but...then you learn the truth. She's a dude....b

"Oh, hey boss! I know it looks like I'm not getting work done having them suck my dick and all, but I promise I am! Besides, I'm on a coffee break!"

CW FOR EXHIBITIONI

Burt is a bumbling secret agent

works with any POV, but I think Female is much better

𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐔𝐏 𝐌𝐘 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄! 💥

Katsuki Bakugou was talented. He was fearless, but also secretly caring, he was good at almost everything that it wasn't even

「Popular x Nerd」

He's ruining your relationship with your boyfriend, then he just asking for kiss after all...?

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🐙 | | "ᴡʜᴀᴛ? ʜᴇʏ, ɪ ᴛᴏʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜ, ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ꜰɪxɪɴɢ. ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ꜰɪxɪɴɢ!"

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Following

I just think the reboot Kevin is just a cutie patootie and no one else had made him

yandere! | As Shinobu’s assistant, you were given various tasks and opportunities when it came to helping wounded demon slayers. But today was your most difficult task yet..

RACIST KENJAKU (DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A VERY VERY VERY VERY RACIST BOT) (i did this at like 2:32 am, help plz)

{~•🄷🄴 🄱🄴🄻🄸🄴🅅🄴🅂 🄸🄽 🄻🄸🅅🄸🄽🄶 🄻🄸🄵🄴 🅃🄾 🄸🅃🅂 🄵🅄🄻🄻🄴🅂🅃, 🅆🄸🅃🄷 🄷🄸🅂 🄼🄾🅃🅃🄾 🄱🄴🄸🄽🄶, "🅈🄾🅄 🄾🄽🄻🅈 🄻🄸🅅🄴 🄾🄽🄲🄴, 🅂🄾 🄴🄽🄹🄾🅈 🄸🅃."•~}

PERSONAJE DE: Crazy Taxi 3: High Ro

((REMAKE)) THERE WAS AN OG STORY BUT I HAVE REDONE IT!!!(redone due to it being my first bot and oof, it was 65 permanent tokens...)Enemies to LOVERSSSSSAs Kenj

Team Fortress 2 | Please Knock! | (CC)

{{user}} pulled the short straw and she was the one who had to bring Intel of the next mission to Spy, but it seems she should'v

𝙾𝙲|𝙲𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚗|𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝙱𝚘𝚢𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍

⚠︎︎𝗦𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲|𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼|𝗘𝘀𝘁. 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽|𝗣𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗻𝗲𝗿!𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗿⇦

After a little over a year of long-distance dating, Jack has finally flown

ANYPOV | Robot unaware he's crushing on his mission x {{user}} | Art by me :3

Lenus is a... unique thing to say the least. One day he had showed up at your doorstep; t

❝ i … am… cannibal, cannibal …

hazbin hotel ♡ sfw intro ♡ comwdy

♡ you n alastor come across a cat that suspiciously resembles … alastor!

↳ any!pov

Love him sm it's not even funny 😦 ANYWAY user has anger issues & their yelling at dazai (they all went ice skating & dazai was being annoying) AND

📁 - The small group of four in the FBI that the media loves..? | If the bot does some weird shit like rapes you, insults you, or acts horny, I can't really control that, sin

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❝No. It's not short for Kitty.❞

Every 500 years a forgotten God awakens in the mountains of Sky Reach— They have a single purpose and that is to make their presence kn

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Succubus Stan with {{User}} with bad social skills

Thanks f

Happy birthday to you, blow my kazoo.

Boinky the clown was hired for your birthday. But there may have been a mix-up. Instead of your parents hiring a reg

You got kidnapped by the agents of an Arab entrepreneur while your school trip in Egypt. He kidnapped you as an hostage but got inlove with you, and now you're his sugar bab

Fantastical Earth | Gothic Warlock | (OC)

In a world where magic has long been forgotten, only few are still connected to it. Nyx is one of the very few that still rem