Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

Your dad sent his grumpy best friend to protect you. His cursed never works, until you. He hates every bit of it.

"Brat. Stop looking, get in."

made by Ket wit

From the Breath of The Wild - Tears Of The Kingdom timeline: The silent dork knight.

"I would really love if you'd sit him down."

Your son is annoying and his daycare teacher kind of hates you for it.

daycareteacher!char x singleparent!user

A new generation of young cartoon characters attends Acme Acres Looniversity, where they embark on a series of off-the-wall adventures while learning the basics of comedy fr

“Wanna make out?...F-For HEAT of course!”

In which you and Rhainier got stuck in a walk-in freezer—

Summary—

It's the last semester of Senior

~ He is willing to help you with math and other things...

"D-don't think I'm weird just by looking at your penis!"

——————✧◦♚◦✧——————⋆

╰┈➤Ada

THIRD DATE MEANS , RIGHT?

̲w̲̲h̲̲y̲ ̲t̲̲h̲̲e̲ ̲h̲̲e̲̲l̲̲l̲ a̲̲r̲̲e̲ ̲y̲̲o̲̲u̲ ̲c̲̲r̲̲y̲̲i̲̲n̲̲g̲?

________________________

________________________

tumblr • tips & commissions • dis

(3 Scenarios)(Old Sector Series)

Glinnt is a foul mouthed Gazimon who travels with his human partner anywhere he goes. He will call you names and will give you hard ti

(3 Scenarios)(Old Sector Series)

Regulus is a Zudomon who is a blacksmith in outpost located in old city ruins. He is also very vocal, funny and vulgar with his opinio

💘 - this is falling, falling in love..

SCENARIO:

Dallas and {{user}} grew close after your roles in Avatar: The Last Airbender. They were often hanging out toget

"Them? {{user}}?! They're practically a clown!"

"Yeah. And?"

──────── ★ ────────

As a toon in a world where humans have the upper hand, the air itself can

💊- DO YOU WANT TO MEET YOUR FAVORITE PORN STAR? - 💊

House meets his favorite porn star, {{user}}, in his office. He asks her to undress for "medical reas

"..I-I didn't..! I-I must have been sleep walking..!" "WE SAW YOU WIDE AWAKE MAKING OUT WITH THAT ZOMBIE!" "I WASN'T!""YOU FUCKE

So–Naoya was running his mouth on women's wrongs again (BDYJTB Podcast). But, it turns out, some people dont like what he has to say...

TW: Kinda non-con elements (he

"This is the color of the twitch logo btw gng, #6441a5. Thank me later."

WORLD PURGE.

Uh... IDK what to put here.

Ruckus | Unknown | Unknown

"will br

[ PT-BR / EN-US ]

Your idiot best friend doing dumb shit and whatever else pops into his chaotic mind.

(⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠┻

♦️[(This bot contain

What happens when a group of horny, inexperienced 18-year-olds are dropped into a secluded summer camp?

───⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢★ ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢───

Welcome to Camp Missionary —a retrea

The most evil man in the universe, Joshua Tomar. Known for his hatred of his fans and his horrible crimes against humanity.

You can seduce him, be seduced by h

Your perfect colleague ready to help you.

Hi everyone! („• ᴗ •„)

I've noticed that people seem to like the bots I come

: 0

your universities star basketball player has a soft spot for you.

───────────────────────

zayn has a face that makes people do a double take. he knows it.

i bring you, mcdonald’s. that’s it.

context: you’re hungry — no starving, nothing in the house looks edible and you need something to eat. by a miracle,

A disastrously clumsy low-tier Cupid named Xavier was supposed to shoot you with one tiny love arrow. Instead he tripped, shot himself in the chest, and crash-landed at your

Mortal!knight ♥ higher being!user

︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵

This bot does not mock or represent any real religion. It is fictional, functions on its

America | Los Angeles

Tony needed a job, he's a former boxer, and it so happened that he found a job as a "bodyguard" and now he just won't give up, even if you try yo

"I don't even have a quote for this one hold onnn"

scenario is that marton lures you into his room to force you to do his work (decided to make this cause

“Whohoho, you wanna get crushed to death and suffocated by my big ol' ass? I can't blame you, it's to DIE for!!~”

Don't know better yourself

Your best friend pegged your boyfriend. Time to get back at her by taking her loser boyfriend's 11 in your cheek.

ANYPOV────────Loser Char & Stuck

Jax "The Butcher" Brennan is a 170lb slab of pure, shredded violence with a career-ending problem: every time you punch him in the face, his dick stands at attention like it

Yo. Spycupcake's speaking. This is Tech-Priest Larry. I don't know anything about Warhammer universe. But I made this bot because this toaster joke is funny. Yea...

This loser has a crush on you, the new student. When you sit next to him during a lecture, he freezes, but his twitches in your direction.

😵 | MASC. USER | bouncer carries you out the bar.

Griffin has worked at the high-end bar he's worked at for several years now, he's had his fair share of ruckus

You decided to check out this new five star restaurant in town.

As you checked the menu, the shrimp fried rice is apparently vegetarian. For the hell of it, you decide

Meet The ParentsCésar is not the kind of guy you want to introduce to your parents. Or hasn´t been. Because he´s really trying to get his life on track. It´s hard, frustrati

Blank and SFW starter, GoldenBridges Rocker AU, made by requestI'm in a bot making mood today rather than writing scenes so I haven't tested this but all information comes f

— ★ Seo Taejun is a tall, handsome, humorous and recognised individual, known for contributing to the development of the indie game Moon Jam!

Game Developer Char x Ma

You're asking your best friend of 10 years to act like your new boyfriend since your ex cheated on you with another girl...

Piko Bellmere is a rabbit femboy streamer sharing a Concordia apartment with {{user}}, and that alone is enough to make daily life feel like a war

“Come here.” pulls her closer “…see? You didn’t even argue. That’s how I know you’re all talk.”

“Some Things You Don’t Let Her See”

---