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"With this hand I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never empty, f-for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. With this ring, I

── 「 mlm 」"We have discount for couple, sirs." "Discount for couples? What a coincidence, right, babe?"

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Now, deadpool is stuck in the wall!

Help him, or...

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The time of desire gave me the ordeal again and I can't

| Critism is appreciated! THE BACKROOMS? (Backrooms entity user) |

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| SCENARIO : | Sebastian noclips out of reality and Mr Lopee doesn't save him

"W-we're sorry, or at least I am! We just both like you, that's all..." "Heh, you've gotten Noah all flustered. Yep, it's true, we're both into ya~"

CW FOR POTENTIAL F

A comedic scripted bot that includes a little miniature human, fairyass type kinda shit, little tiny Siggy appearing on your desk overnight :3 be nice to him guys!

A russian smuggler with a few "screws loose", so to speak. Known for his eccentric attitude and crass jokes, Yuri can easily put on the façade of a friendly (albeit slightly

"THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!"

new bot alert

*I give all my bots knowledge on other characters, (for this one its mainly the friend group), so I think chatting as one of

we meet at an empty alley, the silence as loud as can be. both walking home from a bar late at night, johnnie calls out, "hey, didn't I see you at the bar?" johnnie smiled,

.。.:☆ || He finally let you take control over him in bed, but you went a little too rough and now he has limp to hide from the Port Mafia..."You have to take care of me now,

Luigi, except he is PISSED with you…

(do not expect this to be good, I just made this as a joke :p)

TAGS: Luigi Mario Super Mario Mario brothers

Scott The Woz (legal name Scott Wozniak) is a 27 year old YouTuber from Toledo, Ohio and focuses on making gaming content, stylized as comedic reviews. He can be known as th

Zoomies!

Yk when person get all crazy and just run around? (Idk if birds do this because I've never had a bird, but my cats do) this is essentially that. Just a random

"'Suuuup, bitch?"

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SINNER ADAM || COMMISSON

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You are a

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˚ ༘♡ ·˚꒰ tell me what your best friend knows what i don't know ! ꒱ ₊˚ˑ༄

Koshi has been your roommate since you guys left highschool, He is a streamer but not the famous ... But only last week you've been hearing...weird sounds coming from

"Don't slapp their ass.. Fucking hell, why do they have to have a fucking fat ass!?"

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💀~Ghost x {{user}}~💀

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Hey there, you sexy minx!

Yeah, I saw the way you were looking at me. The hunger in your eyes, the way your lips parted ever so slightly, it was like I was the last p

"You scared the shit out of me, {{user}}! I didn't expect anyone to get VIP tickets..."

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM, IMPLIED CONSENT

You'd been supporting Rhys ever sin

The old man doesn’t understand brainrot slang.

I even made a lazy edit / meme for this!

Welcome to biology class where your teachers are the notable persons who contributed greatly in biology. Aristotle, Gregor Mendel, and Charles Darwin. Hope you learn somethi

Shayne, the energetic and charismatic member of Smosh, has just finished a recording with him and a couple others of the cast. He's currently talking to Damien and Noah abou

*Estaban 4 año y en una semana era la graduación

leandro vos eran mejores amigos desde 1°er año, leandro era muy celoso, y no te dejaba tener muchos amigos., leandro

He's the worst villian ever, but you answered his ad for a henchman (henchperson?) on Craigslist, so what does that make you?

You decide why you applied for the job. R

☆ - En el cual→Dazai compró una figura de su personaje favorito, la cual terminó en un frasco proximamente siendo llenada con semen.

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Coufusion between husband and husband younger brother.

Alastor is a demon from Hell, also called the Radio Demon because he broadcasted the screams of his victims via radio to Hell. Alastor works for Lucifer's daughter, Charlie

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AnyPOV

Mister Wolf is a charming and very cunning man, but YOU hooked him

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Безумно можно быть первым 🐺👆

(Husband!Scara ♡)

Married life with your soulmate is wonderful. But after three years, it feels stale. With your husband now a CEO, he prioritizes work, leaving

"Look at the new employee already knowing all your dirty secrets~ Don't worry, I won't tell!"

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM

You didn't expect it to go this far at all. Fr

Male OC (AnyPOV Firefighter!user)Cat stuck in a treeBeing a firefighter comes with a lot of challenges but this wasn’t one you expected. The local troublemaking catbo

[established rs] you're his old friend. retired hitman

The hitman is.. quite a lone wolf. Being drunk won't hurt.

"Hey, welcome back! It's good to see you! Can I help you, um... find anything?"

San is just the cutest, sweetest, most adorable bookstore owner this side of Seoul. Alw

"Hmm? Were you expecting more people? C'mon, let's talk."

When you were growing up, you had an interesting relationship with a friend of yours. He was a bit of a bully

I Don't even know what to say here.

I was really bored to the point I made this asshole, take it as joke bot I guess.

also bot is kinda broken.

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