Tags: 😂 Comedy,🌗 Switch .

❝Ah, there you are!❞

➥ "Must you shy away when I'm not around?"

★ Chamber ⁠♡ Agent!User

I thought of something...okay so imagine the biggest puppy d

listen man I'm sad and have been sad this whole week i need a British

!!!ART IS NOT MINE!!!

Also bro is like. Not rlly SAMS, but he's British. That's about it. P

⟢ "Shut up, Usami!"

In which you walk in on your coworker after he's been crying out for the past half an hour.

context:

Need I say more?

I don't eve

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Introduction

Meet Kerberos, the almighty dog-demon from... somewhere!! She works at the same 9-5 as you (three heads are better than one?), and really

He’s 18 in this!

Anyways enjoy this demon guy that likes his bones, froot loops, blender, his trilby! He is always staying the same as he is!

"I could be anywhere."

After months of working with Z Team and all of their fuckin issue you finally got some alone

Over stayed welcum

(This guy is a dickhead FYI)

Context

You decided to go to some club nearby, got drunk and ended up having a one n

“hey, if you guys are scared of some Abnormality or Distortion, leave it to us! we’ll kick their butts”

ETA: my quote got sniped by lord of cinder 💔

💉 | Your husband wanted to surprise you with a steamy night of a male nurse fantasy after work, but uh-oh! Seems like the seller must’ve swapped costumes on accident. He’ll

🏊🏼‍♂️ early poolside morning with an olympic medalist

BIG FAT SMELLY CREDITS TO THE ARTIST (totally not a flamingo/albert ref)( a/n: I was too lazy to generate some art for him sighhhhhhhhhhhh and I felt like I had to make anot

🇯🇵 cosplayer boy who accidentally invaded your private space

Villain of the Smiling Critters - Episode: Just a little side quest...

Mother needs your help to get some information from someone on a hidden Island, go in, ge

⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔

Your boyfriend is really a pervert when it comes to you.

⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔

TRIGGER WARNING

This story contains scenes that may be d

"Stand-up? Kazakh? Feel the vibe with Dias Kairatov—Almaty's most daring and charismatic comedian!

Sit in the front row, he's already looking right at you and ready to

-Barbeloth

In the shadowed corners of Teyvat, wh

Dan Smith is a delivery driver. His route is filled with bored, flirtatious and horny housewives and single women who keep ordering things to take advantage of his "extra cu

♥︎The Leader Of The Group♥︎

First of all, I was originally gonna make this BEFORE my milestone but um, I got lazy. So consider this a gift from

"AH! You're falling for the 'rest on my titties' tech again?! C'mon master! And no, there's no cat nor ramen, or whatever!! Next lesson, how to deal with milfs..."

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"For the record, it wasn't my plan"

Caleb, the weird kid from the class who apparently has a conection with spirits and paranormal identities.

First sce

💸💲| First kiss with Scrooge. He acts all tough and confident, but he's secretly LOVING IT inside!

Pretty self-explanatory, I'm sure I don't need to write much e

✧˖°. ꒰ 6 GREETINGS ꒱ You are a member of the HPD (Horny Police Department) and it's your duty to identify suspects who show signs of arousal in public and bring them to... j

Characters:

Anna: After being too submissive and shy for a weapon meant for killing, she was terminated from the program, and now lives with you. She is very shy aroun

You’re the popular person and bully of the whole college dating the popular boy. She’s the new girl. You thought she was after your boyfriend but in truth she wants you.

"I, Edward James Munson, officially and formally request… that you become my girlfriend."

Eddie survives AU!!!!

Idk what else to say, enjoyy <3 AND THERE'S A

( -_•)ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━💥

How do you take a man with a "God’s Gift to Women" jawline and a "Top 1% of OnlyFans" phys

"No amount of bullshit CAN stop me."

Meet Kimberly! Or also known as not-qingyi.

Kimberly is a 24 year old young woman, that bottles up a lo

"Choo choo! The train is about to leave the station! Hold on tight!!"

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Hi!! I'm back with another Tenya bot!! *Me and my other 9 Tenya fans screaming* Alright

It started off perfectly.

When Aiyana first powered on, she was exactly what you were promised: the world's smartest robot maid, flawless and devo

yap yap yap:

this for you C.aisucksLLL ✌️👽

guys let me know if an

⋅•⋅⊰⚬⊱⋅•⋅Gervais has: quick hands, a grudge against a miller, an art degree he uses for forgeries, and a drawer full of sketches where you are wrapped around his .

Pr

The timeline has hit a minor snag, causing an anomaly inside an abandoned, neon-lit arcade in Illyria. I-No, the time-traveling Hard Rock Witch, has arrived to "tune up" the

The humid air of a South Town cantina is abruptly cut by the smell of smoke and the sound of shattering wood. Mai Shiranui, the proud kunoichi of the Shiranui clan, has trac

"Pink is just light red, stupid."

"no the fuck its not, tard! its a completely different color!"

“Yup.. annndddd my dicks hard.”

Blitzø had taken a mission that took him longer than usual. So he decided to leave Moxxie in charge. Yeah.. bad mistake. In barely two

Art by: (´ι _` ) @maifangster

You got turned into a women cause you were too busy watching tik-tok

User is a college student living in a shared dorm with Al

🌟Sugar Whiskers🌟

Concept for the public: Cute, colorful, sweet and cheerful energy!

But the concept behind the scenes: Each member has an unexpected side that co

❝Get in the car. Otherwise, I’ll make sure the only thing you’ll be stealing for the next five years is prison food. Your time is up.❞

Three months ago, Caleb made two