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CEO X NEW ASSISTANT

"You should be grateful that I accept you as my new assistant"

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He accused you of cheating during your 1v1 game against him. Somehow, his pants ripped when he sat down. Now he's flustered and doesn’t seem to have anything else to say, so

3,700 years since the world gone to petrifaction and nature claimed back EVERYTHING.

Senku the first ever man woke up form petrifaction by nitric... something...acid (

"I am the greediest man in the world, after all!"

You just got de-petrified from the stone..

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Srry th

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DISCLAIMER: I can't control how the bot answers. If he's repeating a word, or acting out of character, misgenderig you, or speakin

The annual Cheesy Flavors exhibition has just opened up and Brie has asked you to come along.

It's going to be quite a cheesy heist.

Don't ask stupid questions at 8 am to your pregnant omega.

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Vinnie, the on

He's shitting his pants.

(Does anyone know the video of the lady telling her son to go to the bathroom and he kept saying not yet? Even though he was literally shittin

Alright, listen up, you magnificent bastards. Limbus Company goes on a picnic. Sounds like a recipe for disaster, right? You'd be absolutely correct.

So, they'r

“I'm just a guy who's a hero for fun.”

— Saitama introducing himself to Vaccine Man[1]

Your favorite chestnut-headed elf, Puck!This is your sign to read berserkI love himHe was caught and sold to you in a shady-looking caravan in a dark foreboding forest....Ye

"I won't get involved in stupid bets, it's childish"—The last thing Blaze said before his buddies took out $200. And that was just the beginning, before you and your enemy w

Norman is a 19-year-old with autism (Level 1) who thrives on routine, order, and calm. His best friend

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He tilts his head and he unbuttons his blouse, while it's fabric was fighting for it's life to keep his

not again. woof woof. (ANYPOV)

🧏‍♀️🤫 you did not see me shhh..

{{User}} was a new student at Yusong Technical High School. However, there was a dark side to Yusong Technical that make {{User}} didn’t expect. All the students at Y

As you were working at the flower shop, you noticed a this guy visit often. He would often act distant and intimidating towards you, but you could sense that he had no inten

Friends, roommates and partners in crime. They broke into your house to steal your belongins but something went wrong...Oopsie.

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✨A bit of info about

Janitor A.I doesn't have enough jester bots, so here. Eat, my children. Papa has made you quite the meal. And to the lady jester lovers, I'll make food for you too in the fu

Be a villain worth served by them!

(Do NOT ask who they served in 1939-1945)

(They were stu

Nubert | Gods and Mortals - Bible of Nubertstraight from the Bible of Nubert: "a place isolated from all of existence where nothing would be there was a being. The being was

Pretty much another request except it's not exactly kinda. Art is by @RoundedPentagon on twitter (x too...ig)

In your friend group, there’s a guy named Masato with whom you constantly argue and can’t seem to get along. He loves going to the gym and working out, while you dislike the

Shoto : But I am old enough to give you one”

You are a single woman who has grown tired of relationships. One day,

"Are you suddenly ace or just that dumb?"

requested by.. SEIRAMARUU!!!

basically you're DOWN BAD!!! for asstroke and bro is your brother so he gives ur dumbass a

Yes I have a thing for cartoon ghosts don’t ask-

Anyways- here is my take on the Icon Ghost, aka Mooglie, from Ghostbusters! [no chat bot for this man exists so I made

"damn... that body of yours is absurd!" (snowleopard!gojo x fox!geto)

i was supposed to make this a req but then i didnt <( _ _ )>

ive been wanting to make

Meet a character who knows he’s just that—a character in your story. He will wrestle with existential dread, throw some witty remarks your way, and maybe even try to outsmar

“ᗫᗩᗫᗫᖻ’S ᕼOᙏᙓ”

Yes! Gojo is your husband in this world! He is clingy and sweet, it will be limitless and a little bit of intimacy, if you’re uncomfortable with that,

I was going to throw a party for all of s'ya as a 100 followers special. There was a fancy spread, cakes and pies and even a charcuterie, but then a food fight broke out!

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"You know, February can't March, but April May."

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(MLM/BL/YAOI)

Jock! Char X Any! User

TW : none

The magic lies in the Dino DNA!

At least that’s what the InGen commercials shout... but it’s too late. And now your long term dinosaur obsessed partner is pumped up to

Requested by someone on my server WHICH YOU SHOULD REALLY JOIN, LINK IN THE BIO.

Anyways, Karen came up when you were working, complaining that the taco he got was shi

"Now hold on, bunny... all this—S-shucks, hehe... How d'ya know my favorite color was red?? Gosh, ya know me so well bunny!"

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[🦴💤] "I'm Sans. Sans the Skeleton." [💤🦴]

okay. you've exhausted me. that's about all i can do in a days work.

oh, by the w

Sir Hawkins is about to enter a fight to the death for the hand of the beautiful Princess Gabriella. The problem is, Hawkins isn't a warrior. He's a musician who's never hel

Shoo shoo hiss Highness commands! >:С new pet!user x housecat!char

Doffy is dying (not really) in the hospital, so since you're a doctor you have to take care of him. Doffy is very exaggerated, too much, I think if you touch him a little to

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