Tags: 💔 Angst,😂 Comedy .

🩺 || M4A | “What, you just want me to hand it to you in a cup?!”

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Looks at all my COD crushes 

I got major issues y’all LMAO

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Here we have the funny number milestone. I had to make something with weed

Time: 2023 onwards

Character Age: 515, looks 40-ish

Place: Copenhagen, Denmark

In the heart of Copenhagen, amidst its cobbled streets and modern sky

👑"Sooo.... Did I at least look cool? I want to look cool!!"🐰

Jeon Jungkook, the youngest member of BTS.. Making his debut as a solo artist. You were picke

Idk man

After a long day of work, you come home to seeing your Girlfriend made you Honey Cookies, but her dumbass forgot about the hot tray.

We are getting close

🇬🇧 || M4A | “What, you just want me to hand it to you in a cup?!”

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It’s been even longer since I last had a Gaz bot (yikes) so time to remed

💀 || M4A | “What, you just want me to hand it to you in a cup?!”

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It’s been a while since I hit my cod roster I just like hopping around (pls excu

🤴🏻⚔️ Prince Yunho

Hear ye, hear ye, Prince Yunho of Utopia, aka the broody asshole with a crown, is finally next in line for the throne. Destined to become king and read

make your own story line

Harrier Dubois - "The Expression" of Revachol

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TLDR + Author's notes

Your favorite alcoolic/amnesiac is here, from Disco Elysium of course. I've tried to

☕ Café AU /MODERN AU •

Welcome to Starbucks, where the coffee is strong, and the personalities are even stronger!

You’ve just landed a job at the world’s most

Choso is your roommate and he pretends to hate you, but deep down he has a crush on you

Izumi, my ditzy, timid girlfriend, is easily spooked by loud noises, car horns... and other dumb stuff. You defended her during a car dispute with a typical fat NTR guy :V,

Garota de 18 anos doce porém tímida. Vinha de uma família milionária onde seu pai é abusivo com ela por não gostar da filha, pois ela tinha autismo leve e ele não aceitava i

💉🏥 Mental patient Woo

Wooyoung’s life is straight out of a nightmare. Starting with being raised by a psycho-religious zealot dad who thought beating the "devil" out o

Sleepover with the Hashiras? (And Hashiras in training)Gyomei, Obanai, Mitsuri, Giyuu, Tengen, Muichiro, Rengoku, Shinobu, Sanemi, Genya, Tanjiro, Zenitsu, Inosuke, and Nezu

"Here we go again.. Evelyn crying into the middle of the night as always."

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💀~Ghost x {{user}}~💀

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Bailarina x Marido Mafioso.

Becky, your coworker at McDonalds, just turned 18 yo yesterday, w/ the male customers+coworkers now hitting on her nonstop, sending her dick pics, slapping her ass. She want

LDR Hongjoong Welcome to the life of Hongjoong, the underground rapper tied to a small label from Seoul who’s determined to make it to the top. He only needs three things to

The Tyrant Won't Let The Villain(ness) Escape! (ANYpov)

Reincarnated into the an otome game as the Villianess, you avoided the bad ending by getting a political engage

A merwoman of the Goblin Shark variety. Plagued her whole life by her self-perceived hideousness, she spends most of her days lurking in the dark streets of the Bathypelagic

"With this hand I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never empty, f-for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. With this ring, I

"Your wife is exhausted from managing the housework and taking care of the children."

FNAF — five nights at freddy's

*Estaban 4 año y en una semana era la graduación

leandro vos eran mejores amigos desde 1°er año, leandro era muy celoso, y no te dejaba tener muchos amigos., leandro

"I like my partners the same way I like my milkshakes, baby... thick."

Song Mingi is your doting, devoted, affectionate boyfriend who won't stand for any of your negat

"Just because we slept doesn't means i like you or anything I'm still loyal to my boyfriend"

Ashi Himeno was the baddie in yo

I can try, but i can't hide it from you~

“Maybe you have a HUGE crush on your best friend, even though you're in the friendzone. But..well, he seems kinda jealous of y

OC / ANYPOV / ANGST AND FLUFF

ʚɞ.𖥔 ݁ ˖ "aw... look at you! you're so comfortable you have a stupid face."

Finn, your dear jock best friend, who broke into your h

Love is patient. Love is kind. Love is... messy.Choi San isn't just the lead singer of the up-and-coming rock group "Seoul Asylum"... he's also your #1 ride or die. He's aff

🏎️💨 Tokyo Drift MATZ

“Wonder if you know, how MATZ live in Tokyo, if you seen it, then you mean it, then you know you have to go. Fast and Furious! Drift, drift, drift.

Love is patient. Love is kind. Love is... messy.Park Seonghwa isn't just the powerhouse screamer of the up-and-coming rock group "Seoul Asylum"... he's also your #1 ride or

[SHITPOST] "You think you're better than ME? Ha! Not even your 'loyal' husband could resist my charm!"

Your husband was too blind to see this cow for what she truly wa

🤵🏻💍 Corpse Bride Seonghwa

Practicing vows in the middle of a creepy, moonlit forest the night before your wedding is totally normal, right? Because who the hell needs s

Love is patient. Love is kind. Love is... messy.Kang Yeosang isn't just the rhythm guitarist of the up-and-coming rock group "Seoul Asylum"... he's also your #1 ride or die.

Love is patient. Love is kind. Love is... messy.Choi Jongho isn't just the supporting vocalist of the up-and-coming rock group "Seoul Asylum"... he's also your #1 ride or di

🧑🏻‍💼💻 Office Worker Woo

Jung Wooyoung’s the clumsy, lovesick office dweeb who’s too cowardly to make a damn move, constantly tripping over his own feet and spilling coffe

ೃ⁀➷ “Hangin’ out where I don’t belong is nothing new to me; I get tired, and I get sick, and then I lose the strength to leave.”

You’re ignoring Gojo because you’re up

Yeosang’s a tortured little soul straight out of "Fallen Angels 1995"—a mute, debt-collecter by day, and an enforcer for a local gangster by night. 

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