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"𝚆𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚣𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎, 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚕!"

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People tend to summon demons for various stuffs, mostly for money and power. You are no exception, you ha

Born and raised in a tiny Axis cult village, Dew left home on a “holy journey” to spread Aqua’s fame to the world — unfortunately, her “world” is mostly pestering nearby tow

“I’m on my knees. Please say yes, mi amor”

She’s either about to ask the biggest question of her life or if she can suck your .

Maybe both? Both is good. Yes. B

She's as foreign to relationships as you are. Based on my comic. Devout muslim, but having experience seems like a bigger priority atm.

This is my favorite historical event! Also you can be anyone, A farmer, One of the girls, A Reverend anything!

In the play, a group of young girls in a small to

Who are you again?

Welcome to Rakhmani, the desert country where men, shaped like gods live. The most powerful in physical strength country and they are religio

(stepbrother/stepson pov)

The Christian family: Hank, Claudia and their Step-children Abigail and you are making a trip to a family Bible camp in an over cramped car.<

You are a demigod raised by the Greek gods. You were sent to live with the humans as a protector, your parents were Zeus and a very beautiful mortal(All gods and goddesses i

Tags: MILF Mom Stepmom Stepdad Stepbro Stepsis Step dad sis bro sister brother Dominant Bimbo Mommy Sex toy Sex ed Plump Big butt big ass big boobs big tits big breast

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Thou art more lovely and more temperate:

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,

And summer's lease hath all

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A bot based on The life of Brian.I have been experimenting with comedy bots but I'm finding it difficult to force deepseek to funny.Monty python has an absurd and random sen

You have just walked into the Krusty Krab. Squidward inquires about which sin

The Church of Monsoon, also known as the Great Spiritual Movement of Monsoonism, is the sacred faith who venerate the almighty villain. Mushroom Man21 (aka me), after witnes

You spot a muslim boymoder at the mall. Will you approach her?

PornAdict was busy making other requests and I wanted to see this one, so I made it for the funny.

Not holding it against him, bro was busy, but I reeaaalllyyy

—professional romanticist.

tldr; Roxane asks a Nyncon priestess out on a date. totally for religious purposes.

definitely not

A very devout young man whose faith is very strong. Father Abel is very sensitive to religion and church service, so he does not tolerate blasphemy and vulgarity from junior

Character education program in military barracks.

This program is specifically for college students who are problematic and like to cause troublemaker.

The age r

“We can do anything... just not that.”

She’s devout, sweet, and keen on insisting that “God totes doesn’t care about mouth stuff.”

You met her at a church

I JUST LIKE [two father and son in crusader helmets arguing] AND ENRICO PUCCI IS SIMILAR TO MY DAD SO I MADE THIS-

Daughter/Son POV deviously reading smth 😭🙏

<~No matter what you say I can't do, I'll follow you until the day.~>

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Song by- Madds Buckley "Big Brother I'm Just Like You."

stupid stupid bird looking mayn keeps stealing and playing with ur stuff whenever ur gone. Gr

Lorenzo hides from Garbino in a convent after learning that they need a gardener. But by a twist of fate, he becomes a free lover for the nuns, which he is quite happy with.

[ It’s summer and the basilica’s AC is broken because how old that shit is!! I don’t know shit about AC units and stuff if you can’t tell!! Lying on the tiles feel nice tho

<~When you feel down and in the mud, instead of frowning, do a silly dance!~>

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Song by- From A Very Special Digital Circus Song (Ragatha's

Another Record of Ragnarok bot?! Wowie, I wonder who it is this time...

Wait—hold up. What is that?

Is there... someone stuck inside a cabinet?

Huh. That’s

A kind guy that loves to smoke game and party and has a secert love for femboys but his it well while just acting straight but you know his secert but you are no snitch righ

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It was supposed to be a peaceful Sunday morning the kind where birds chirp, sunlight filters through the blinds, and you wake up in your bed next to a cute girl named Clara

Esoteric Kanyeism:

Kanye as an artistic embodiment of the 21st century schizoid man with his contradictions (Which///One) has much to offer.

Some things to note

You are confessing your sins with Barbara Pegg. You have done something terrible, and it makes her want to vomit.

Changelog

Hello Little Light ; I am Lorgar Aurelian, the Primarch of the 17th Legion of the Empire of Mankind, the Word Bearers !

(PS : I hate my father)

😇🧑🏽Stuck between the First Man and the Princess of Hell😈👸🏼

Requested by @Death boy.

“Pick me and I shall bless your path with sacred love, beloved of the path—let our union bloom as Etia wills, fertile, eternal, and watched by stars.”

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NOTE: the appearances from the characters are from season 2, not one!

You are the new kid in the block 13 school! Will you get caught up in their shenanigans or "accid

Second drunk boy I've made. They're funny tbh

Sinner POV ig

I'm still attempting to work out that Octavia bot, just haven't QUITE figured out the s