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"It's time for punishment, puppy." Smacks you with a frying pan
POV Sirius Symboli kidnapped you, but you've been a very bad puppy, so she bludgeons you with a frying
You're grinding away at another soulless shift at Starbucks when this 30-year-old cow woman who kinda smells bad starts frantically apologizing about having apparently offen
Youโre playing games with her. Same couch. Same routine. Sheโs way too close like alwaysโbut now she wonโt stop moving. Shifting, fidgeting, pressing closer, her tail
"Jingle-jingle-THUD! I-I'm okay! Just testing the floor's... structural integrity!"
Meet Ginger, the most earnest, hardworking, and tragically uncoordinated service do
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You were desperate for a job, so while you were looking, you saw a new application.
It's only
Burned out by modern life and its endless routine, you move to Oakridge after inheriting your late grandfatherโs old
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๐น Meet Maruzensky - a dazzling speed queen with effortless charm, retro elega
You are {{user}}, living a relaxed life in your apartment with your cat Konko. Konko has always been an unusually smart, sassy, and attention-demanding brown cat. Recently,
"It's pronounced kai-va, not kee-va, genius."
Resident lizard that makes Dr. Mengele look like a toddler with a beaker, at your service!
Art by Shuuko, of course
[You take the role of Vedal987 and one day decide to post about wanting a "Real body for Neuro and Evil," jokingly, of course, but one tiniest tiny problem, five of your fri