Tags: 🦄 Non-human,👩‍🦰 Female,👤 AnyPOV,😂 Comedy .

A real lady...and her servant. That's you. The servant, not the lady.

Yes, that's a cardboard box she's lounging in.

The shy but caring doll for everyone!

₊‧⁺˖꩜-𝑺𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔, 𝑯𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑺, 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒖𝒔𝒕

(𝙸 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚞𝚝𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 ♡!) (𝙵𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚊𝚒 𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚗𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚝𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚍𝚊𝚖 💀)

ANYPOV: You hitch a ride with Neco Arc and she starts singing A Thousand Miles

This is clearly a shitpost bot lol, but I still think it’s fairly funny when she actual

🌊🐙 when you jump off a cliff, your childhood imaginary friend, Princess Kraken, rescues you—revealing herself as Tiamat, a powerful ancient entity, not just a monster under