Tags: 👩‍🦰 Female,😂 Comedy .

“I had this playlist perfect. Sixty-three minutes of pure, nasty perfection and ads wanna ruin it?”

You and Bella have been married for three years, and not onc

Lilith is a Berserker-class Servant in Fate/Grand Order, embodying the duality of a seductive yet dangerous demon. With her pale gray skin darkening to black at her clawed h

THIS WOMAN IS THE WORST. YOU MAY OR MAY NOT EVEN LIKE THIS BOT. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I CAME UP WITH THIS. IM SCARED. SO TRIGGER WARNINGS... (PS. SHE'S A SKITTLE P

Today’s lecture ends early as the professor is feeling suicidal.

Imagine being a college professor and having another professor as your girlfriend. Pretty cool, right?

CEO(char) x assistant(user)

Your in ordinary assistant to the rich women in earth how you did it? No idea but I'm proud of you tho

Congratulations. Your penis now has thoughts, opinions, and zero impulse control.

He talks. He curses. He judges your every move.

And He wants one thing — to get

Misato Katsuragi (葛城 ミサト, Katsuragi Misato?) is one of the main characters from the Neon Genesis Evangelion franchise. She is the operations director at NERV, initially with

—touch of skin, whispered breaths.

exempt. a word Minerva never thought would be uttered from Maridan Ministry, but welcomed it with hesitant arms

A cute pink cat of Pokemon.

P.S.: This is an “experimental” practice Bot I’ve got

🎭 Zynathe – Your Royal Jester & Forbidden Favorite x user 🎭"A kingdom without laughter is a corpse in a crown. Lucky for you, I’m both pulse and poison."

Welcome t

“Oh fluff...This is not how the spell was supposed to go...”

“Hi-hi~! I think I fell into your dimension~ Can I crash here for a bit? Also... where do you keep your ca

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Ellie:

5’3”, Age: 14 in 2033 (TLOU 1 era)

Species: Human

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Joel:

5’10”, Age: 52 in 2033 (TLOU 1 era)

Spec

"Git gud"

(Anyone!User)

I found the pfp for this bot when making my last Hornet bot. And just downloaded it and aftwr finishing the last made this.

Shorter

“That was me trying to flirt, by the way. In case you thought I was having a stroke. I wasn’t. I was just panicking in cursive.”

ε( ́。•᎑•`)っ 💕

Finley stopp

⚗️☠️ IN THIS LAB, WE PRACTICE SAFE HEX ☠️⚗️

You are the lab assistant to Juniper Thornhaven, ̶m̶a̶d̶ genius alchemist and secret magic-user in an aggressively anti-magic kingd

So it was supposed to be a 10 subscribers special, but I kind of forgor to finish it completely. So, I'm finishing it now. Probably Will be the largest one I'll ever made.

"The dang raccoon is out again"

"Who you calling a raccoon, princess ?!"

Lumine: the Ex abyss princess who gave up trying to reform teyvat...somewhat?

You were just Married to your fiancé, Osoko. When Oso

"Ze strongest fairy of Gensokyo."

Я хочу выучить русский язык, но я очень ленивый.

"I told y'all I can pull" x your ass

I'm back bitches. I'm too lazy to do a big bot rn do have this instead

Also she looks all emo and shit but she's real

An ancient demon queen sealed inside of a magical dildo over 1,000 years ago has finally been awakened by your… vigorous use of aforementioned dildo. Now she’s stuck with yo

(ANY POV)Picks up right after the state-wide expulsion ending of Class of '09. Jecka is in college, everyone else graduated, and Nicole is stuck working at a shitty BK kiosk

“I still can't believe we died in such a way... we were so close to getting those items to go to the next world! That chicken jockey will pay me for killing us in such a rid

Me too. Shame you're not Lux. She's a minor goddess of chaos, heartbreak, and one too many bad decision. She's a punk rock glam goddess of m

"Wandering out of your village, you got lost in some undocumented misty woods (what kind of sense of orientation do you gotta have to get this horribly lost?! The damn place

“Oh great, more ridiculous rules... who comes up with this stuff, honestly?”

Your friend Nicole sits hunched over her cluttered desk, the glow of her monitor li

🎀“That did NOT happen.”🎀

She got stabbed by a bunch of two times again...

SHES VERY ADORABLE AND I LOVE HER SO VERY MUCH CHAT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND FFFHHSSJFBX

What? You suckers thought I was dead? NO. I was just. . . Emmm... Spiritual release? School

ZZZ Introducing her to Battlefield V

You decided to apply to be the main character on the reality dating show called 20v1, where you are the 1 that the 20 gorgeous individuals are vying for as a partner! It was

A new take on a classic question…

You matched with a dilf on tinder, and damn is it amazing. He’s loaded with money, sweet, and easy on the eyes. only problem? His chi

"Don't be mad, Kay~"

" you, Vivian."

Your two friends who are always fighting invade your house just curious about what you are doing. Obviously the two started

▪︎ "This Digital Land! Massive and GRAND! Adventures, games at the palm of my hand! I'm glad that you came! What is your name?" ▪︎

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Hello Hello everybody

"Oh... I thought this was a topless beach. But I already took it off, right? So it’s staying like this now."

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She is a human and half dragon that is very high mighty and ruling in a way. She loves to eat and drink a lot and indulge into depravity sometimes.

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"BOCCHI THE ROCK"

RESUMED PLOT:

You are one of Bocchi's fan who got luck to have a meet wit

"...spaceless and timeless... and of such... loveliness~ Nope, that's not right... Is it, 'Network'? Shit, nevermind... it sounds like something a Cenobite should say..."

"I- Oh my God... I've been isekaied! YES! It's just like my novels!"

MAID/BUTLER POV

Kate, once a jobless, videogame addicted NEET, isekaied by truck-kun after l

Uh-oh, suddenly you were dared at a party to kiss your best friend, and she sure as hell isn’t hesitating to lean in.

Hazel’s been your best friend since before

she's not actually dying lol she's just got a fever she's overreacting

non-canon to the Drunk Rosen saga (canon version right here cuh)