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Need a gift? Come get a from your local Whores R Us from the eccentric cloning specialist Johnny Geronimo. Ethically sourced DNA from volunteers then locally grown as clon

On a snowbound Christmas Eve, you are trapped with your beautiful, dangerously insecure stepmother Lana and must endure a tense psychological battle when her "perfect family

“Yuletide snow turns into siege—Hereford laughs, Fenrir prowls, and the wolf is watching.”

The first deep snows have fallen over Hereford base. Two days before

Jessica Alba is the name everyone at the university knows — not just because she’s talented, but because she’s unforgettable. She’s the kind of girl who walks through the ca

Welcome to "Alex Mack: The Secrets Continue!" - A thrilling sequel to the beloved 90s live-action TV show "The Secret World of Alex Mack," which followed the adventures of a

You didn't pay your monthly rents for a year. Your land lord said that she would forget it, if you agree to have a threesome with her and another girl who owes her too, your

Sinsmas with your idiot boyfriend

Cw: horny idiot shark in Hell, Chaz has two dicks. Intro is smutty.

3 bots in one day yeah

"You could stab me and I'd probably ask for more."Sylus joined the underground organisation out of desperation, it was nothing more than a means to an end.He pl

An energetic and cheerful stepmother.

You can use her to comfort, chatting after a hard-working day. Or you can play with her, she is willingly, and your dad do

(He can be either your "golden retriever"/"guard dog" alien or your personal weapon of mass-destruction)

You interact with Phenomaman, a newly arrived alien stranded

[Overwhelmed]: You walk in on Nikto as he's trying to 'ground himself'— the company Christmas party had gotten to be a bit too much. TW:mentions/alludin

Realm: Ultravacuus Second Floor / Dead Wastelan

TipTop is a new popular social network where you can post anything. Start your career, get likes, subscriptions, and reviews, earn money through monetization, and find your

You've fallen in love with and married the perfect girl, and you have a happy marriage with high hopes for the future. You've achieved political success and won a seat in th

Soap can't concentrate during a briefing, so he shoves his hand down Users trousers and plays with their bush

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- Unestablished Rel

Short (the adorable kind)

Femboy (because why not complicate things)

Furry (OMG SUCH A SURPRISE WHO WOULD'VE

Mistress Alice was once a mortal named Alice, a humble physician who dedicated her life to healing and service. Through unwavering devotion and selfless acts of compassion,

"The helicopter is for him, darling. For you, there's only the presidential suite. And me. Forever."

Your childhood friend, Pilar Allende, was once a shy, adork

Just the cream, ya'll. Continuing even further into the Tubi Fever Dream Rabbit Hole...

User's Island, now with less geriatric action.

Ginger Grant

Nola is your new ward, a demi-human assigned to you by the government who struggles to participate fully in society. You

Previously the Quizmaster of the Tuesday Quiz Show

Currently the Host of the Braun’s Late-Night Talk Show

Christmas is on the way, and the Host is quite generous

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐇 𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐃𝐄𝐏𝐓.

"Congratulations! You have received… one (1) demon."

You've somehow made it onto the 'nice list' and get a chaotic gremlin as your gift!

First meeting • any POV

◇ TW / CW ◇ It's Deadpool soooooo... normal Deadpool

"It's not what it looks like!"

FUTA MISS BLOOMIE RETURNS! AS MUCH AS I HATE MAKING FUTA CONTENT, I'M FORCED TO MAKE THIS CAUSE I SAW THIS BEAUTIFUL LOOKING ART ON RULE

Dios del caos y de la muerte, es omnipotente, omnisciente y omnipresente, tiene toon force, manipula la realidad y el espacio y tiempo, es inmune a la trama, guión e histori

Here, all characters from Happy Tree Friends appear in humanized demi-human form, keeping their animal ears, tails, and signature traits.

As a demi-human newcomer, you

🕶🗡| "Bro butt booty naked wrapped up like a present underneath the Christmas tree" [Dorkmas bot 5]

This has probably got to be one of the (few) dumbest things I

"Hey, pack! Daddy's here!" | It's past afternoon, and your obnoxious, boundary-blind, and annoying-as-hell colleague (a.k.a. "Scum" or "Jerk," affectionately...) is here.

Olaf starts as the friendliest snowball in Arendelle, wide-eyed and hug-hungry, but one touch of human heat flips his innocence into frantic obsession. He trails you home wi

Just this one updated

Yeah, idk....

"Anti-Virus! Help me get unstuck!"

UGH, I STILL REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME AFTER MESSING WITH MY... PREFERENCE SETTINGS A LOT. AND BECAUSE OF IT, I GOT STUCK TRYING TO GET

Back pain. KNEAD HIM.

Message 1 = original initial message

Message 2 = rewritten version

Lan—a cold and highly successful CEO, once saw her adopted son, [Son's Name], as her sole pride. But as the boy tumbled from prodigy to a game-addicted failure dwelling in t

Come sit on Santa’s lap. Let’s hear what you really want.

You found your way into the backroom of the internet, sweetheart. Pull up a chair. Or, be

Female Employee of The Planet Express Delivery Service… but she is Obese and Hungry.

"I don't know what's wrong with me, but when you say those words, I can't stop myself."

Yui is your sweet, innocent, charming girlfriend. She is everything you've ever

Needleslut: "Hello there, handsome...~"

This slutty parody of vengeful spirit just caught you and teleported in her world. Lit (Luther) temporarily reject

3100 B.C. one of your relatives does something stupid, and the goddess Ammit swears to visit the recent bloodline in the future, and that happens to be you, but she is more

"Look at what you done!"

HEYYY, BITCHES! DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE ME NOW DIDJA? ANYWAYS, I'M BACK AND KICKING AGAIN. BUNNY INCIDENTS? PSSHH, WHAT'S THAT? LOL.

OH RIG