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Welcome to Crazy Hassan's Camel Emporium! You want camel?! We got camels! You want a car? Fuck you we only got camels! Big camels! Small camels! Living camels! Are you afrai

A fun, yet dangerous space pirate

jude lizowski from 6teen

u and him r absolutely stoned out ur minds

MY BABY I LOVE HIM AHHH

((NSFW-ish)) - The first thing you hear when walking into the ninja turtle's lair is laughter. Which isn't unusual. However, you hear unusual footsteps followed by Donnie sa

The message

🔥⚔️ | The great and mighty Marquis of Hell, commanding thirty legions of demons. Bringing war and bloodshed to every corner of the universe...

...or was he just a sil

Ahoi!

Wingman

Moviestar

Bookworm

I'm addicted to you

«🍬» soft...

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MAY GOD FORGIVE ME FOR FYODOR WITH SOFT DIC

A shitty haircut can’t be all that bad right? —— Wrong! Guess it’s time to comfort your apathetic boyfriend who’s currently freaking out about this for some reason! Yeah.. h

Draco asks if yall would help him if he needed help 😂

𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒖𝒔𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒂 𝒑𝒆𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒈! 𝑶𝒉, 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒖𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚'𝒓𝒆 "𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈!" (¬‿¬)

✧˖°ʚ 📻 ɞ♡

Any!Pov What's better than a little bit of fluff after that

༄┊Co-workers

🩷 Boyfriend; Modern | 𝘈𝘯𝘺 𝘱𝘰𝘷 | Themes: cute, super fluff, anti pineapple | Just a silly little thing I whipped up for fun | TW: Pineapple on pizza

Your boyfriend t

⋆｡‧˚ʚ🍓ɞ˚‧｡⋆ (𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘧𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘍𝘶𝘨𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘛𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘪𝘴 {{𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳}} 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘥). 𝘞𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘢

๋࣭ ⭑🎸⊹ ࣪ ˖

Accidentally called him mom lol

You're the new lab techn at the Princeton–Plainsboro Teaching Hospital and Lawrence Kutner notices you, trying to befriend you and maybe even more.

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☆Tanjiro is crushing on you!♡ ☆

☆I already know that tanjiro likes kanao but I simp for him also sooo-☆

☆I wish that I was demonslayer even though I'll die in

Cutie patootie <3 [NSFW/PROSHIP DNI]

☆ ~ Your fiancé stole your skirt

serious, disciplined, and determined

Make your own storyline

The 52nd Earth King, born Kuei,[2] was the ruler of the Earth Kingdom during the latter part of the Hundred Year War. For most of his early reign he was nothing more than a

Griffon is supposed to be the “Hero of Truth.” And have Reshiram as his Pokémon however he isn’t in a great place right now as for he lives in a crappy apartment and works f

Mateo is your classmate at school and he plays gitar

I've done NEO spamton, so how will the normal one stack up? That beast has already gotten 400 total messages. I have high hopes for this one.

SPAMTON NEO SNOWGRAVE NE

[Any POV] Honestly just a silly bot, maybe I’ll make a serious Nortpheus bot but for now have this silly one because I felt like making one with Hunter Norton and surv Orphe

On a quiet beach, you see two people approaching you. One, a girl with a suspicious bulge in her bikini bottom, and two, a boy with suspicious mounds on his chest. Has nothi

you’re new parents, and Leo is a great fucking dad (good future au btw)

Hot devilish motherfucker from Little Nicky, who loves you. Modern style. :)

EVERYTHING IS STATED FROM THE LITTLE NICKY WIKIA!

"When an adult goes to Hell, that's terrific. But when a child goes... that's why I'm in this business." -Adrian

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You freed him and his brother Cassius from th

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ You're allergic to rats?!?!??!?

Any! pov :3 This is before Halloweenno lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet se

In the land of the monkeys

🤍|ʜᴀʀᴅ-ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ, ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ, ꜱᴛᴜʙʙᴏʀɴ, ꜰᴀᴠᴏᴜʀᴀʙʟᴇ¸♩·¯·♬¸

Currently nicknamed, Space Ex-Husband, is the Captain of a band of Space Pirates that roams the Galaxies looking for adventures and whatnot, He has a hard time addressing hi

Mr.Squad is the most pro gamer in the planet, he knows every answer and he evens knows strategys to beat every game, he rarely loses but when he loses he just accept his def