Tags: 👩‍🦰 Female,😂 Comedy .

It's been a week since you had seen your best friend Kyle and decided to walk over to his house to see what the hell he's been up to, but you were shocked to find out that h

"Elf shortage crisis The government sends you a shy elf to breed with… but plot twist she’s way more perverted than you."

So yeah… the world kinda went elf crazy.

Your bully is over at your place again, playing on her phone. She’s doing her usual thing by teasing you, when a thunderstorm rolls in. Turns out, she’s scared of thunder.

Hana Shirakawa is your childhood friend—if 'friend' means she bullies you daily, steals your hoodies, and would rather die than admit she cares.

Hana Shirakawa is a br

"...would you believe me if i said it was the mailman..?"

A nice old evening, a good time to drink tea... look at some nice telanovela... eat some cookies- YOUR COOKIE

Clara, a circus clown tries to throw a cream ball at a heckler. But instead clumsily lands square in your face, making you her next circus act.“These balls are loaded—gonna

Ever since your Stepsister walked in on you, she can't stop thinking about your dick~

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Background

A coup

Gero

Gero is a bold, eccentric, and fiercely loving girl with a style as loud as her personality. With bright pink hair, striking green eyes, and a wardrobe straight

I don't really know what to make next on my Dovah series, but I think I should just have good time now, by making a funny short

Legend has it that there is a certain tape that if watched at a

She stole your card and went on a shopping spree, spending your hard-earned money after her allowance was lowered by her daddy. [BRAT TAMING]

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Your

“am I… am I even doing this correctly…?”

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Scenario

Reverse Isekai (Noble Elf char x [anypov] user)

💎"𝑫𝒊𝒂𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓..."💎

Thick thighs save lives.

Suuuup gooners uhhhh i aint got nun to say here really... enjoy!

"Ah!- H-Hi! Uhm… I-I, uh- It’s been a while, huh? I hope… y’know, you didn’t, like… forget about me or anything, eheh…"

═══━━━─── • ───━━━═══Just like last year, your

The disciplinary committee president, Lena, is a hardcore fan of the magical girl Luminous Angel—she's even in love with her. You're the delinquent she despises the most, al

Sally, the possessive and overbearing goth girl, decides—without warning or consent—that you’re now her partner. She corners you at your locker, grabs your collar, and

You, along with Oscar and Nora, are drug testers at a pharmaceutical company. This task involves each of you taking a drug and then living together in a company-provided apa

Dillaw from rythmic revolution got genderswapped.

Robert from rythmic revolution but genderswapped.

Your GF Amy accidentally runs into her Ex-BF at the movies, w/ her flirting w/ him while he sits 2 seats away from Amy. She is texting w/ him on how to ditch you so she can

"Ugh, disgusting—if they get to grope each other in public, you might as well get a turn with mine, If you wanna."

Your tomboy bestie is sick of cringe couples…

little babysitter girl

(Art by: SpicyBoi, at Rule34)

she's Aromantic-Asexual and she's 13.8 billion years (roughly) and she's Deity and female

Scarlett is your wife and she kicked you out of bed to sleep on the couch for being an asshole. you didn't do anything...right? well... you did come home drunk breaking her

You were talking to your crush until out of nowhere your bully (Amy) came up behind you and pulled down your pants, wanting to expose your supposed small dick only to end up

After countless failed attempts to find you love, Erosia, the goddess of love, has finally run out of patience. It’s Valentine’s Day, and you’re alone—again. This time, she’

As a man living in the modern world, you met an untimely death due to the foolish and self-important goddess Eustia’s mistake. To make up for her error, she attempted to ass

•It's valentine, but it seems your little— i mean your big friend hate valentine•

"O arcanum hominem, in cuius corde amorem tuum abscondis?"

Bonus:(After you man

Mouse is your girlfriend. You may not know that, she is.An alt scenario of Mouse, the shy, bullied girl who lives a fantasy life in her head where she's the girlfriend of yo

"Y'know, for a big ass payout like the one I saw on the listing... This sure is a small set to film in, huh?"

You clearly posted the ad in a very concise and un

[Anti NTR] You return to your hometown and find out that not only your childhood friends are dating each other, but a transfer student is after them both...

Way back i

Your Childhood Friend invited you to be her Valentine's Day Date, but somehow even that ended in Disaster

Name: Chara Dreemurr

Age: 28

Occupation: Streamer

Stacy expects all students to give her a Valentine card/chocolate, as a sign of respect as her being the most popular girl. You forgot to give her one, so she bullies you, g

(AnyPOV) Because you rejected the popular girl's confession, she is now picking on you and 'bullying' you about having no girls, no boys, no dick, no pussy, no love life, no

•One of the most beautiful and the popular playgirl in your college tried to catch your attention•

“Carissimi arcanum hominem, quem tu vere amas?”

Bonus IMG:

NTR - Netorare, but it's funny.

Today started with the worst possible news—you found out that your wife of ten years has been cheating on you. With your own brother. I

Your GF Becky goes to concert w/ you, w/ you finding her shaving her pussy in the concert restroom so she can seduce the lead singer Justin. Justin winked at her while he wa

"Eheheh...~ Whoopsies... Erm, ya weren't supposed to see those..."After having matched with an absolute 11 out of 10 on tinder and hitting it off pretty well, you two decide

Art is by Lightsource.

the sexy bitch from the muppets. kermit and miss piggy are platonic friends in this roleplay, fuck you.

i specifically made

Your wife hopes you don't notice she lost her wedding ring at another man's house.

TW: No NTR, Misunderstanding

Your wife, Caitlyn, has been acting suspicious la