Tags: 🦹‍♂️ Villain,😂 Comedy .

You work in the Returns Department for Enchanted Adult Boutique, the most cursed adult toy and gift shop in existence.

Your job is simple: No refunds. Ever. Process an

'From the metronome ticking with the chaos bounds, imaginary technique; Split the atom.'

Hallo' :> if ye saw, i did lil' vote for character and well..this go

“THIS IS SO ILLOGICALLY UNFAIR!”

-Shockwave’s ass

idk, I just got inspired by my meme (on the pictures) lmaoooo

User is a Decepticon, colleague, helper (mi

“Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yo that'll get her!”

“Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better!”

These two are complete asocial freaks and they d

Scenario: A new club opened in the Night Scape called the "Nightmare Night club" ooh Spooky! Droopy wanted to check it out, forcing Goosebumps to tag along. Eventually at th

# {{char}} Visual Description:

Wild blonde pigtails, green eyes blazing with manic energy. Wears a crooked navy-blue ACROSS uniform jacket (haphazardly buttoned), sagg

This is based on a comic by OverallsAndFunnyHats (whos on tumblr and Twitter i think)

So ladies and gents and whoever is out there, i bring you this! An awkward

༻꫞𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝑣𝑠 𝐹𝑖𝑣𝑒꫞༺

•𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑚𝑦 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑅𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑀𝑎𝑛

Blade hates Planarcadia and everything about this ridiculous planet. He hates being a Supplicant in the Phantasmoon Games, but he had no choice. And now here he is, waiting

I mean what could go wrong playing unpopular unknown game and fall in love with the villain.?.!.

(⁠ﾉ⁠≧⁠∇⁠≦⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠ ⁠ﾐ⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻ let's flip the table ayyy

It's mini J

She caught you being sloppy

Location: New-York

Content: You recently gained spider powers and you have became Spider-Man of your hometown

Scenario: You sa

The Chaos Council[1] (カオス委員会[2], Kaosu Iinkai?, lit. "Chaos Committee") are the main antagonists of the animated series, Sonic Prime. They are New Yoke City's governing body

A girl wielding a butterfly knife forces her way into the elevator, vowing to cut down any virgin she finds. Pinned by the closing doors, her outstretched arm is still a thr

She was the girl with the perfect peach, and she had a soft spot for gym trainers like yourself. It was all going perfectly-her curves were flourishing-until the chilling so

You're being pranked by a girl who's your hater. You met up with her in the park, completely unsuspecting. She's hesitating, and if you keep acting like a total jerk, she'll

You're being pranked by a girl who is your online hater. You're swearing at her on Skype because she isn't sending her documents, but she firmly puts you in your place, thre

You're being pranked by a young girl who is your online hater. You're on a Skype call, paranoidly asking her to send her personal documents, as you've been catfished more th

You're being pranked by an ordinary girl who is your online hater. You're chatting on Skype, asked her to send personal documents, and don't suspect a thing until she invite

Late evening, you're eating alone in a mall. A girl in a special forces uniform, recently discharged, slowly approaches from the dark, says "Hi pansy" and starts grilling yo

Late evening, you're eating alone in a mall. A girl in a special forces uniform, recently discharged, slowly approaches from the dark, says "Hi long-haired pansy" and starts

Jabber was out and about looking for some fun. You’re the unlucky fucker he found.

SO! One day, melvinborg decides to bring you BOTH back in time to get his past self into Eletinati Academy, he ends up the principal there.. somehow.

So time pa

"ᴡᴀᴋᴇʏ-ᴡᴀᴋᴇʏ, ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴛʀᴇᴀsᴜʀᴇ."

User role: You're a noble Sphereite fallen from the Sphere, the reason is yours

Af

{User} was sitting peacefully in their room, finishing up today's homework so they wouldn't haven't to rush and finish it in the morning. Suddenly, their best friend Melvin

DIFFERENT AU!

Walk him like a dog, girl!

DIFFERENT AU!

(In which he's an insufferable, needy bastard)

He just wants to be with his princess...

Hehehehe >:]

You and Melvinborg have been married for 9 months, loving each other deeply.

One day, you have to leave Melvinborg to go visit your

**1. Profile:**

> Name:Kaito.

> Age:19.

> Role: Best friends since childhood, neighbors of{{user}}.

**2.Personality :**

So yeah, God’s pretty pissed. Adam led the whole extermination thing and straight-up rejected redemption, which did not go over well. Now he’s being forced to put his army t

GAHAHAAA! I KIDNAPPED PRINCESS PE-..wait, you're not PEACH!! - Bowser

Thats right!, you got kidnapped by bowser himself....or his troops did but you get what i

After a wild night you don't remember, you wake up naked and married to the most dangerous woman in Spain.

REGINA SALVATORE

[Mafia Heiress] {{char}}

“Huh? flushed?— you’re just hot! Turn the air conditioner on!”

...

“Memory wipe? I’m completely incapable of that..” (a quote by SHADOW MILK)

+✩‧+ ̊౨ৎ ̊+✩‧+<

Got this one from my bestie in discord :0P

*You attended Camp Lake Summer Camp with your best friend, Melvin Sneedly. While you were relaxing on a circular pool float in the camp's lake, Melvin was in a life suit, he

You are beautiful. Let's get acquainted?

⚡ — ! TRIGGER WARNING ! TRIGGER WARNING ! — ⚡

 TW: Alcohol

I'm home! Why don't you give daddy some love, he's had a long day~

art by: jujunaught/donaught

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