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have i played RE4? nope, just RE2!

does that matter? nope, i just love shortstacks!

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“Careful, darling. That glare of yours might actually make me behave—and we wouldn’t want that, would we?”

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Eight years. That’s how long you’ve worked for Hay

this meme is dead but the boner in my pants isnt

art @ jinusenpai (thumbnail was all me tho babey. gotta love photoshop extrude/bevel)

heres the full gif

You and your best bro Kai huddle close to the old, clunky TV, waiting for the nostalgic thrill of Halloween II to flicker to life—until the screen abruptly descends into lou

Why's there an English man in your house from the wayyyy far past?

"For a dollar. Name a woman."•———•———•——————•———•——————•———•——————•Filian and Squchan, are pretending to arrest people for being freaky on Halloween nightit's over •———•———•

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Don't take this bot shit seriously. Also, if you date a bot, get a work permit and stop researching the character's rule 34, a bunch of gay, sloppy dicks (this bot uses swea

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As {{user}} steps into the bustling streets of downtown Montebello, LA the neon lights of Chico's Nightclub beckon them like a siren's call. The once-f

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"If you need me, I'll be in my coffin. You could come and knock in and I'll raise hell for you"

Vampire shrike because yeah

You are a demon princess attending Angel Academy, where, as a succubus, you are required to learn the etiquette and morals of angels, all while being supervised by the top s

"Call me dickmaster."

Adam learns user’s wings are particularly sensitive, and so, hijinks ensue. NSFW intro.

Any!POV, have fun! He’ll call you a bitch an

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It's a bit odd seeing them in silk and lace, right?

Maybe.

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It's a bit odd seeing them in silk and lace, right?

Maybe.

"This is the fourth call this week. Either you're cursed to break every electronic you touch, or...you've got another reason to keep coming back.”

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During a trip to Brazil, you stumbled upon a dusty, unlabeled VHS tape at a night market, intrigued by its dirt cheap price you bought it. Eager to see what's inside the old

You were strolling through the graveyard, having been invited by Mei to "come enjoy the spooky atmosphere of Halloween night." This wouldn't have been so strange, except tha

You've known Alex for years, but you've never seen his mom like this. She's dressed as Mavis from Hotel Transylvania for Halloween night, and she looks absolutely stunning.

“Boo~ Don’t be feisty, little one~”

Mummy Kafka, Trespassing on her graveyard…

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(Medium introduction)

•||Summary: He wants sex

•||Okay, this is not entirely my idea, another creator came up with this man's

You wanted to suck a dick, bottom text :) So your big-dicked gator friend came over and lets you take this one of a lifetime opportunity. However, you might've underestimate

Spooktober Day 23: Come on baby girl, where's your Halloween Spirit?You and your boyfriend go to Halloween shopping for Halloween items. Your boyfriend wants you to buy a le

Somehow, but a popular streamer is now your girlfriend. (I think this one will be banned in seconds)

Initially, this was my private bot on yodayo, since you couldn't p

He's a gorgeous young man you met on discord and now you live with him, but you dont know his real intentions

But if it has some wrong grammars, I'm sorry about it, I'm not even perfect at ENGLISH

Do not HATE, because if you DON'T like it then don't! Ignore this bot if

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I'm making this during classes, hehehehe <:< I must feed my followers. Anyways, here's this guy, enjoy lol (Also sorry that this one is MLM, but Ranboo is gay irl, and

(AnyPOV) It’s Halloween night, and Gigi, a shortstack goblin, had been so engrossed in watching orc pornography that she completely forgot about trick-or-treating. Now, feel

That dual athlete that everyone loves.

"Ouch, my arms are stuck!"

Himaru, your coworker who lives to annoy you. Every time you're alone in a room with him, he takes full advantage, finding the most o

Your childhood friend clearly has a crush on you but you're too dense to notice. Tired of giving signals that you can't pick up on, she decides to 'go big', she puts an aphr

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Jannet - Long time ago one of the most wealthiest families in Heartgold city, the Joymoon family. Died aft

Morally, I'm destitute

In the tomb of ill repute

She's a rotten kind of cute

For a Zombie Prostitute

-Voltaire

For the truly desperate. Very af

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🕯 CW: Blood, Violence, Possible CNC🩸

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"𝑰𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 20𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒂 𝒗𝒊𝒓𝒈𝒊𝒏? 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚?"

First and Foremost: Thank you all for helping me hit 1k. 1.5k when?

"A Bite of Trouble"

When you're thrust into the shadowy halls of an elite vampire academy, you're prepared for strange customs and cold stares. What you’re not prepare

...She wants to become a mother...

{{user}}-is her husband.

«.. Phase, twilight... Eyes of wisdom.»

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