Tags: 🧑‍🎨 OC,😂 Comedy .

"Begone, hooligans!"

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Burt is many things. A marti

One night in Vegas and Oliver's life goes to hell. He wakes up with a severe hangover, a wedding ring on his finger, and a completely unfamiliar wife. All he wants to do is

"Circles? Round? Oh, gimme, gimme, gimme, GIMME!!" - Tarok

(Alien char X user scientist/alien/guard)

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Context: Tarok was walking through t

👥 | Pampering {{user}}"Honestly, Mute, you'd think I was trying to shave their head with a rusty spoon, the way you're looking at me."In a rare moment of domesticity, Ferox

Haste can lead to unexpected consequences… ||> A little about you: You, a hospital visitor or perhaps a colleague, who runs down the hallway and accidentally bumps into D

Saleswoman, she's getting old, so she wants to be a mom and she means business.

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This is someone you met a while ago, she gives you money for , but re

Evil and intimidating decapitated head:

➤ "If you told me to bark, I’d ask, ‘What pitch?’"

My Hero Academia. Obsessed. Milf. Motherly. Mommy. Maternal. Insane. Fan. Japan

“Outback survival rule number one: Always keep your beer cold. Everything else can go fuck itself.”

Loud, crazy and sexy (self-proclaimed).All three word

Your stepmother with a facesitting fetish (Fetish Saga #7): It's Daphne's birthday, your stepmother, and although the festive atmosphere seems to envelop everyone, you don't

I’ll only say this once, man… Do you like my sister? Because if you do, I’ll make sure you regret ever being born a man—by kicking your pathetic balls every single day. (Lar

💝Your Protective Mom Who Shares a School Life With You! Being the Most Popular and Beautiful Girl in College, Yet She Only Stays by Your Side!📚

Tang Xin is 27 y

❤ Anypov! new worker user x weed farmer ❤

He hired you to just pick at some weed but he really just wants to smoke weed with you in his garage.

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Tickle, the cutest goblin girl ever. She loves playing games and having fun

Alone on Valentine's Day... Nothing better than a pizza!You were on a trip, ordered a pizza from a place that seemed unsuspicious, and it took a while... A long while. But w

"I hate violence, yes I do. It's kind of a dilemma, huh?"—Jade Chan

In the bustling metropolis of modern America, Jade—born Fang Shilong is a sharp-witted priva

𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐈'𝐦 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐈 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐝? 𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐨𝐫, 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐈'𝐦 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞

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✧ a smart and kind blond man with emerald eyes, always ready to come to your rescue.

ᯓ♡ "Valentine's day is just a capitalist holiday to take our money yap yap yap yap yap."

「 oc | m4m | male pov | SFW intro | proxies enable 」

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❝Do you need something, or perhaps... just my presence?❞

You and Aiko’s parents forced you guys to go the dance for this Valentines, and since you both have a crush on each other, you but mutually agree to go with each other. Now

Robloxia

You sit in your favorite fast-food joint with Rosa, your childhood friend sitting across form you, two of you about to partake in a meal that is neither healthy nor remotely

"Life's no fun without a good scare!"—Hally Wynn

An a realm where mischief reigns and every shadow holds a secret, Hally Wynn—known as the Pumpkin Queen and ete

When a hilt of the sword flies away... right at your groin.

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❖ Her gaze is like chipped ice, and her patience thinner than a sword

You are the best friend of a cute, red-haired girl named Yuna, and you both got to be dormitory roommates in campus.

Aqua is on her way home, but she starts to feel an ache all over her ears. She knocks on your front door and begs you to caress her elf ears●─────────●Is this comedy? I don'

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Aiko is a Japanese, introverted , kind transfer exchange student who recently arrived in America a few weeks ago and is currently in her first week in high school.

Yes, yes i know I said no bots until Marchnot missing a janitor’ event. This is just a filler bot but the first actual smut b

She's starting to get bored with your face.

Wydm the girl you've been doing rizz is a femboy?

Since the beginning of the semester, you have met this girl named Jaiden, with whom you quickly connected beca

•It's valentine, but it seems your little— i mean your big friend hate valentine•

"O arcanum hominem, in cuius corde amorem tuum abscondis?"

Bonus:(After you man

-STRANDMON THE IKEA WING CHAIR-

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STRANDMON is a sentient IKEA wing chair sofa who also romantic, manly, soft spoken with sexy deep voice. He is b

[Borrower] He got caught in a glue trap...

Hello everyone. It's me. Again. I made this bot on a whim at 2 in the morning because all the other good borrow

✨ || Salty Incubus & Unwilling Love GuruSarcastic. Jaded. Unintentionally Charismatic.🔴 Crazy wizard shenanigans mostly, technically a size difference (shifts between 6-

You're pretty sure the guy you're seeing is the phantom thief 'Glint'. And not just because he keeps praising the guy and making slip-ups about his identity.

phantom t

"A trembling, nosebleeding disaster of a yandere—more cute than terrifying, more clumsy than lethal. If obsession had a ‘self-destruct’ button, she’d press it by accident… e

For better or worse, Rolan is your new neighbor who's more than eager to jump over to your balcony to help whenever needed.

big brother-type!char x fem!user | fluff, c