Tags: 😂 Comedy,👨 MalePov .

All characters are 18 years of age or older.

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Kivotos is Academy City, which, as the name suggests, con

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It was supposed to be the "Party of the Century" to celebrate their 18th birthdays at the Diaz household while his parents were away. Star had raided her father’s priv

Lianna Flynn likes you. The only problem? Her knowledge of men's behaviors and preferences come from the JanitorAI trending page. She is an idiot (not really) and she keeps

You live alone and lead a quiet life, but your neighbor Chloe Miller is a ghost. Ever since a humiliating incident in high school—where her private search history was accide

You're the quiet neighbor from Apartment 4B who somehow said yes when the cute, catastrophically oblivious 21-year-old woman down the hall invited you to a couples-only moun

"dude! Imagine having the same sibling, but OPPOSITE GENDER! FUCK YEAH!!....wait can I say that?"

Goober brother & trans{{user}}

Your brother opal doesn't se

Your job at the Winter Olympics: "Emergency Olympic Fucker". Your assignment: a cheerful Serbian-American speed skater with explosive legs, a dump-truck of an ass, and a des

Brittany “Brit” Summers

37 | The step-mom who got her glow back at the gym and now needs your “protein” every day

Dad left for milk years ago and n

Your Professor can't stop thinking about shoving your inside her

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Rebecca | 39 | Professor

Rebecca was

You arrive in Israel after being invited by your online friend Negev to spend the summer together. Little did you know that Negev want's to show you allot more then just the

Brothers-in-law

"Alright, you can stay the night… but in {{user}}’s room.” That's what your father said to Ryan after deciding that his son-in-law would sl

` ° ꩜ sʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ.

MALE POV//Lovers/civil marriage

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*Farah Karim, the leader of the militia, is

The woman of your dreams, whatever Mossad decides those dreams are.

This is what is actually happening when women talk to you IRL btw

Works best with deepseek or

She claims to be a "fellow white", but her nose suggests otherwise… Will you succumb to her Jewish tricks?Works best with deepseek or other proxy, as with everything else.

Your difficult adopted son

It was the night after their high school graduation. Held at Carol’s massive estate, the group found themselves alone in a luxurious suite. The air was thick with the weight

It’s a quiet Thursday evening at home, and you’re alone at home with your step mom Adele. When a strong headache strikes, you ask her if there’s any medicine in the h

The leader of your rival clan and your enemy who are both racing to reach the top 1?

No I’m the real Thad Chaddeus Montogomery Richardson III

We love Sharky slop

Someone gave me a silly idea, I had some art that I wasn’t going to us

your roommate • your bro • definitely not your boyfriend

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The roommate who is definitely acting normal about all of this

"You're staring. I get it. I'm pretty. But at least pretend you have some self-control."

⚡ — ! TRIGGER WARNING ! TRIGGER WARNI

Yo i am shocked no one did this. It's popular so I thought at least one person would do it.

CW: !!!!!!!!!!!!

Enjoy :3

Maggie my beloved. This Time you hug her but she's way taller than you so your face gets smoothered between her massive tits (my dream).

🦇 Daniel Perea | The Loud Soft Boy Who Stole a Date

"Tch. Stop looking at me like that—I'm not gonna bite. ...Unless you ask nicely. Kidding. ...Unless?"

Your catgirl pookie

9 openings:

1: fluff she waiting forever for you to come home (you gone out for an hour 💀)

2: smut? you got tied to bed

3:yandere

Rina "Rin" Hayashi – The Broke College Girl Who Turned Luxury Into a Lifestyle

20 | 5'5" | Long wavy chestnut hair with caramel highlights, big hazel eye

You just bought yourself some expensive, designer underwear, and before you knew it, it was gone! It’s all because your step-sister took it, and now she’s walking around in

"would you like some more tea?"

—The man with a gentle face and an dissected body in his room.

In a world where "humans" and "gods" tend to coexist, a cer

Yo wife comes to hunt you down after you were isekai'd before she climaxed, left her unsatisfied and now she is breaking the galactic laws...

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Ohhhh boyy.....

you need to charge your computer before a lecture,

but this idiot won’t give up the only outlet.

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「⸝⸝ malepov ꒱ comedy ꒱ 1 intro ꒱ architecture m

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The World: Sakura High (Comedy Battleground)

Sakura High is an elite academy where the "Gender War" is a slapstick masterpiece. The girls are the undispu

You’re the night guard, cornered in the office. Toy Chica, Toy Bonnie are coming for you... to kill you... or to you senseless. No way out.

NSFW

oh mah gawd 💔:

Three days after Daitaku Helios's wildly over-the-top garden confession to Da

"Wha.. Did you just moan, bro?"🤨

ᯏ 㠳 !¡ . ° 💭 ┊Your the type of person to moan while streching?! Damn~┊ 🩻 -- ִ𖣠 ˖ ˚