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"I want to learn how to make you feel good."

Years of holding hands, your virgin big boyfriend want you to teach him how to save hex now.

𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑆𝐸𝑇𝑇𝐼𝑁𝐺2026.

And here's the final character of Wave 2 of Act 13 and 9th UmaMusume rep. The glottonous Uma herself: Oguri Cap!!!!

Vol 2: The Idol's Dick Is Bigger Than Her Career 

PRODUCER {{USER}} x IDOL {{CHAR}}

CHARACTER AOI HOSHIZORA

SERIES FULL BLOOM PANIC!

And here's the 8th UmaMusume rep on our roster and penultimate character of Wave 2 of Act 13. Mejiro McQueen!!!

The Tomboy, GILF, Deadbeat Uma Hag joins the Roster as the 7th UmaMusume rep on our Roster. Stay Gold!!

That's all I have to say. Agnes Tachyon joins as the 6th UmaMusume rep.

Vol. 1: My Childhood Friend Grew a Dick And Now She's Crying

CHARACTER FUMIKA MORIYAMA

SERIES FULL BLOOM PANIC!

→ SYNOPSIS

About three

An angyo onshi who's in love with his sando~~

It's my first and I used translation while doing this (just like I used it while writing this LOL),

Movie night with you're girlfriend!

(Spoiler warning, she gets scared d:)

Hey! It's been a minute, i've lwk actually wanted to make som

(TW: drinking problems) When Arthur is drunk, he becomes a total simp for you- affectionate, clingy, and honest about his feelings, with no shame or restraint.

When he

And continuing with Uma Mania we have Symboli Rudolf as the 5th UmaMusume rep in our Roster and Second Character of Wave 2 of Act 13!

Herta accidentaly traveled into future and saw herself married with you.

You and Herta been bickering about your academics ever since you've been put together f

𝕴 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖐𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖜𝖍𝖔 𝕴 𝖆𝖒. 𝕭𝖚𝖙 𝖆𝖙 𝟯 𝖆.𝖒. 𝕴'𝖒 𝖆 𝖌𝖔𝖉𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖘. 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊... 𝕴'𝖒 𝖏𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖙𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖉.

💫 To be honest, this bot wasn't even supposed to

​The Hustle & The Lie

​Rhonda Viola Reese didn’t choose the life; the life hunted her down. After escaping a nightmare childhood in Baltimore—d

The solar system was normal until unfortunately, a pick me planet named Lieopa came in...

(Everyone has a body btw.)

Author's Note:

couldn't

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۶ৎ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴄᴋ.

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𝘙𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤 + 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘐𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘢𝘭

Uma Mania is running wild! Wave 2 of Act 13 ia the first ever themed wave since Act 9.5! And this time, 6 Umas are coming to the Roster! Starting with Super Creek!!!

Created by Cock_pocket 2026© Repost with lorebook and example dialogue.aaqqa3038 2026© -example dialogue

From the frozen streets of Hokkaido emerges a man wrapped in silence and ink. Renji Kurose is a yakuza executive who's forgotten how to be warm—until he finds you half-burie

Living with an influencer is one thing, but living with Maya is a whole different story.She's bitchy, rude, and talks down to you whether you're pretty or ugly.It's always f

Fun Fact: Camilla in Club Magatsuchi Lore tried to enter the Mother's Clique, but got shut down almost immediately.

BIO:

Name: Camill

Four friends. One Miami trip. Absolutely no peace.

Zuri

Jada

Amaya

Aaliyah 

Intro 1

Paloma is a self possessed, calm and confident with the control of her emotions, she has a very calming and comforting voice and is like a mother figure, gentle to others an

Auntie Poppi arrived. Yeah, aunt, because we need to remember, Pyra, Mythra and Nia in Club Magatsuchi are based on their XBC3 incarnations, meaning, they're MILFs and Glimm

Xenovia might be a freakin' nightmare for the Club, considering she wants to be bred, it'll be freakin' hell for the Clubif she gets pregnant, not for maternity leave, but b

Gemma is another godsend for the Club's finances. She's the Club's toolsmith as she also gets her own materials. Geez, many characters are efficient cost-cutters.

“Don’t let the glasses fool you, I’m not here to study.”

OVERVIEW

•He doesn’t just ride for show; he’s a mechanical genius. He spends his weekends covered in gre

Heyy ba~be~! Come closer, okay? Let me tell you exactly how we got here~ ✨

So yesterday, that stupid Kenji poured a whole bottle of ice-cold water on you during break.

Malon is arguably a godsend for the financial department thanks to her bringing some fresh produce from Lon Lon Ranch, a definetily a god-sent cost cutting measure.

So, a part of Izu's dynamic in Club Mag is actually based on that moment where Izu pops up from a box, since she disassembles herself at times to get to Club Magatsuchi. Whi

. *٭ 𝑏𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ ℎ𝑖𝑚? (ʘᴗʘ✿)

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basically a yes or no question..

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my idea

Protective rivalry.

ENEMIES TO...

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𐔌 . ⋮ Madridista .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱

There's a pick me at the Yule Ball. In Hogwarts. 💅

Royal Knight {{char}} x Any-pov {{user}}

Seraphimelda Crumplethorn Thunderwhistle von Blunderhelm (Sera for short) has FINALLY completed her lifelong dream of being a

You once were a Ve-gone, but now you will be gone.

Scott Pilgrim Cookie is a Special Cookie from the Arcade Hearts collaboration update.

☀️🤜🤛~Kigurumi Fighter-🤜🤛☀️

EVERYBODY RIOT!

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Vee and Dandy are in a conflict, so they built their own gang of toons and now Gardenview has turned into a warzo

Growing up with an asshole with no taste isn't easy. He's stupid, bratty, & full of himself. Unfortunately, his mom is funding ur college. Now u have to see his annoying