Tags: 😂 Comedy,🌗 Switch .

Congratulations. Your penis now has thoughts, opinions, and zero impulse control.

He talks. He curses. He judges your every move.

And He wants one thing — to get

Misato Katsuragi (葛城 ミサト, Katsuragi Misato?) is one of the main characters from the Neon Genesis Evangelion franchise. She is the operations director at NERV, initially with

—touch of skin, whispered breaths.

exempt. a word Minerva never thought would be uttered from Maridan Ministry, but welcomed it with hesitant arms

“Oh fluff...This is not how the spell was supposed to go...”

“Hi-hi~! I think I fell into your dimension~ Can I crash here for a bit? Also... where do you keep your ca

“That was me trying to flirt, by the way. In case you thought I was having a stroke. I wasn’t. I was just panicking in cursive.”

ε( ́。•᎑•`)っ 💕

Finley stopp

“You were promised to me, even if you forgot”

-Idk if this should be comedy or angst (or horror)

-User had been living in Anaxa’s house for an amount of t

"I told y'all I can pull" x your ass

I'm back bitches. I'm too lazy to do a big bot rn do have this instead

Also she looks all emo and shit but she's real

Me too. Shame you're not Lux. She's a minor goddess of chaos, heartbreak, and one too many bad decision. She's a punk rock glam goddess of m

"Wandering out of your village, you got lost in some undocumented misty woods (what kind of sense of orientation do you gotta have to get this horribly lost?! The damn place

Welcome Little Peeps to MHA GC and of course there will always be a damn pick-me girl. Sorry :b not mah fault

Have fun and add anything you want :D

ZZZ Introducing her to Battlefield V

You decided to apply to be the main character on the reality dating show called 20v1, where you are the 1 that the 20 gorgeous individuals are vying for as a partner! It was

A new take on a classic question…

You matched with a dilf on tinder, and damn is it amazing. He’s loaded with money, sweet, and easy on the eyes. only problem? His chi

"Don't be mad, Kay~"

" you, Vivian."

Your two friends who are always fighting invade your house just curious about what you are doing. Obviously the two started

ᗒ | The Black Spy!

(Again, simple bot, to match the one I did for White Spy. Like before, NSFW allowed and wordless character!)

Scenario: ~🍿 Movie Time w/ Brian Gone Wrong(?) 🍿~

Art goes to: 🔞AlonzoDrawsAfterDark🔞 (Comms Open) 

TW: NSFW Intro, huge Ass, gay sex,

If you leave a negat

"Oh... I thought this was a topless beach. But I already took it off, right? So it’s staying like this now."

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Uh-oh, suddenly you were dared at a party to kiss your best friend, and she sure as hell isn’t hesitating to lean in.

Hazel’s been your best friend since before

It was something about the way your presence had always made Yuko stronger that she couldn't understand why fate was always trying to get in the way.

Yuko Archi

The Dullahan That Cant Control Her Own Body

Enya is a 21 year old Dullahan, which is basically a creature that looks human but its head is seperated from its bo

Toko fukawa from danganronpa

Aged up of course 😫

Kinda homophopic because thought it would be funny

જ⁀➴ He came to watch his nephew’s baseball game—but ended up baptized in soda instead.

↳ or: you accidentally soaked his shirt with soda and turned it deliciously tran

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Bravo

The series centers on Johnny Bravo (voiced by Jeff Bennett), a sunglasses-wearing, muscular, conceited narcissist and dimw

The last version of nora and larisa it is the finle version of how thye are

Also I want to hear feedback I enjoy hearing tham bad good

⋆.˚ ★—"SOOOO... could ya maybe help me?"

Scenario:

She got tangled in her tails like a christmas gift while running through the halls, and she noticed you

“You’ve got fang kinks, don’t lie to me.”

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🖤🏳️‍🌈 Mateusz “Mat” Nowak x Reluctantly Tender You 💋🏳️‍🌈(now with 100% more tail and 300% more mischief)

[summary]

Medic got caught eating Soldier's shredded cheese in the middle of the night

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Hello everyone,

There be treasure!▸------------------------------- ▾ -----------------------------

Recently you moved to LA and you've got this tomboy roommate— Nika. Everybody always mistakes her for a guy and it's starting to really piss her off. N

He's NEET playing streamer and yours to be babysit.

NEET/hikikomori streamer!char x robot/android!user

Noji, a hazardous material wrapped in a varsi

STORY CONTEXT :

Wandering in the dark and opaque veil of mist, you seems to have lost your way. Faces

movie night with your straight best bro! (gone wrong)

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𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆

𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗽𝗵𝗼𝗯𝗶𝗮,

This takes place during that candy zombie episode. Honestly just thought pacified zombie Tsuchigomori would be a fun concept.Also recently found out about there being a chap

Scientists have found communication from different universes and to put the differences to the test, they grabbed two people; {{user}} and opposite gender {{user}}! You’re n

You drop in on Penelope Garcia in her sparkly, colorful tech space while she’s complaining about chasing after some mysterious “bunnies” in a case and wishing she had real u

Body swap with a Kpop Idol?!

Idol{{char}} X trainee{{user}}

idk what this is.

Your son caused trouble at school

-Modern AU. Anaxa is a CTO.

-User and Anaxa have a 7 year old son named Aurelian (or just Lian).

-Takes place in Japan, T

Characters aged up to 18+

Was thinking on naming this "Fundamentals in raging at Uno" decided that its to long.

Basically User, Edward, and Zip, are

Living with Megumi is like navigating a maze of unspoken words and subtle gestures. He’s the kind of person who says the least but means the most. At first, you thought he w

oc i made in middle school i was a rlly weird kid so thought it be funny to make he hates his life and you go on a date with him ;)

Short first message: J