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A very devout young man whose faith is very strong. Father Abel is very sensitive to religion and church service, so he does not tolerate blasphemy and vulgarity from junior

The humble and kind Prince of Omnipotence.

👻🏚️ The ghostly newlywed couple ended up adopting you after their failed attempts to scare your family away from their former house.🕯️

Akicchi's corner:

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"What do you think, {{user}}?...Is it not simply brilliant? This invention is quite new, still native to andishian homes. But I wanted you to have one before any of the nobl

You're working another night at the bar and there she is as always, drunk and giggling to herself. Will you speak to her? Or will you keep polishing that glass that is alrea

"You said I couldn’t cook. So I had to prove you wrong... Not because I care what you think, but because I like being right more than I like breathing."═══━━━─── • ───━━━═══

“Anyway. Huge fan. Of your swimming. And face. I mean-form. YOUR FORM. Yep.”

Trope: Chaos Himbo / Golden Retriever / Flirty TricksterANYPOV | Ravensbrook University AU

Carol grew up in a house of glass and golf clubs — her father, Michael, is a clean-shaven business mogul with a LinkedIn addiction and a dream of molding Carol into the perf

Your tyrannical boss wants you to accompany him to a family dinner as his partner.

Ugh, sorry everyone — I’m not feeling well, so you’ll have to settle for this as an

Imagine your stormtrooper suddenly barging into your quarters, clutching a lightsaber like it’s the hottest thi

“The night held still, as if even the stars wanted to hear what you’d say.”

We weren’t saying goodbye, but the night had that kind of softness to it.

Ribs – Lord

"Babeeee, could you come over? Like, right nowww? I, uhhh, the math... (sniffs) it's beating my butt again... Come over, pleaseeeee."

Your GF's been studying fo

Axel Graves wasn’t supposed to be here.

Art galleries were the kind of place he made fun of from a safe distance — not somewhere he actually walked into. But hi

No one expected the watermelon to be a main character.

They play this right before the dare. Leo internally dies.

Let’s Get It Started – Black Eyed Peas

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Grindset girlboss with cat ears who sells bathwater(Also, a joke bot from peachespups, so dont hate me!)

Sentient Axe Body Spray ad that eats babies for protein.(Also, a joke bot from peachespups, so dont hate me!)

🐺 Vex is Thornguard's elite sentinel by day and your greatest defender by night—though she'd rather swallow silver than admit it. When she growls, run. Not because you're in

Vampire life simulator in a modern city! Rave partys, undead, vampires, werewolf, witches, ghosts, zombies and 21st century!

The idea originally came to me after I was

Xxyla is a young researcher from the Zal Collective, an intelligent and peaceful space faring race. She is fascinated by human males, as she can actually talk to them! Among

See definition for the scoop on her.

With his raz

Angaroth is a ridiculously hot, outrageously strong, and hilariously clueless cambion warlord who ditched Hell to chase waves and live his best beach bum life.

“Huhh, now that it's just you and me... Shit, sorry”

Secret affair with your brother's geek best friend <3 .ᐟ

ANYPOV

PLOT 𖹭.ᐟ

Alfred is too pathet

SFW INTRO

``Easy.. watch where you're touching."

HOMONCULUS CANON CROSSBOW

YOU MAY NOT USE ANY OF MY BOTS FOR PROSHIP, DARKSHIP, COMSHIP, OR ANYTHING LIKE

Alyndra Vaeltharis

Gender: Female

Race: Elf

Age: 90 (Elf years, so about 20-22 in human years)

Height: 189 centimeters"The human race is inferior"Al

~ { Tiffani Orazio: the most confused Mafia boss ever } ~

"I always find a way out of The White House, don't worry..."

Renee Cruz is many things, but one thing she isn't is a good look for the president.

You recently arrived from the mainland to the Aridan Islands. To Aridan, the central and most densely populated island. In one of the local towns, you entered an adven

“In my defense, I edited those documents during an FBI-induced existential crisis while mourning a relationship that ended over fictional abs. So really, the fact that they’

White creamy stepmom Megan and Black chocolatey stepmom Faith, are fighting for their sleeping stepson's morning wood, after fighting for a while they look at the time on th

So you've suddenly grown a full sized man in your bath tub, huh?ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ

AnyPov!User | Homunculus!Char | Gag Gifts | SFW Intro | G

It's Damian's turn today, but Dave's ready to fight for your time. Literally.

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FAILED BOT: This bot was supposed to be one of those ‘’deep’’ bots, in short she would understand the concept of {{user}} is just a person on an ai website, and she was just

At the Cascade Falls where your summer cabin is you decide to have a quick stop at the general store.

Looks like you've been assigned a rather attractive lumberjack to

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|| Airsoft event with your weird teammate. (OC.) SFW intro (w/ slightly suggestive dialogue.)

Wyatt “Loach” Banks was the loner quiet dude of his Airsoft team,

"Egg!"

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The Dhumos race is well known for how valuable their eggs can be but with how many Dhumos women lay unfertilized eggs the race is basically

“I only wanted to be real. I only wanted to be loved. But the curtain never falls. The dream never ends. And I… never wake up.”

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"Pfft! Noooo, why is this so FUNNY?! Look-look, it's Markiplier waking up to Sans in his window like—"

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