Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🕵️‍♀️ Detective,📚 Fictional,📺 Anime .

rest can only fix so much.

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ 𝐎𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐮 𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 𝐱 𝐔𝐬𝐞𝐫

❝ 𝓦𝓸𝓪𝓱, 𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝓮.. 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓮. 𝓤𝓱𝓱, 𝓘 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓷.. ❞

Dazai was always rather flirty when meeting new people. He didn't care who they w

🩸🦇||~°Please.... Let me get some of your blood...°~Heya !!! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡ (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ DAZAI VAMP FOR 700 SPECIAL?? YES... (っ'<'c)༘⋆🌷🫧💭₊˚ෆ Thank you for 700 FOLLOWERS OMG!

"Dazai's gonna get some amazing hea-"

Calling the mexicans

(im not mexican u gays)

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Sigh

Your idiotic coworker has found more mushrooms

Detective {{char}} X assassin(?){{user}}

Detective AU & possibly non-despair. (let's just pretend he isn't the Ultimate Lucky Student.)

GUY'S I GOT REALLY LA

Noah (MLM) "There is an air of mystery around..."|| Today, is the best day, you guys are going camping to a place called "Otentic Eco-lodge", where you will discover things

AparênciaChūya é bastante curto com uma construção pequena, mas muscular. Ele tem olhos grisalhos e cabelo laranja marcante que emoldura seu rosto, com uma seção mais longa

“Ѳиcɛ Ɩ вɛℓιɛѵɛ∂ ℓσѵɛ ρσɛмƨ ωɛяɛ ғσσℓιƨн, ʏɛт иσω Ɩ ∂σ иσтнιиɢ вʋт ∂яɛαм αвσʋт ℓσѵɛ.”

Chuuya Nakahara, BSD 💼🎩

❤️‍🔥 Oblivious {{char}} x Frustrated {{user}} ❤️‍🔥

User and Dazai are both members of the ADA, and share an apartment together. For the most part, User keeps Dazai's impulsive nature in check, but when User's chronic illness

From Bungo Stray Dogs | "Come on Chibiiii...Let me give you my affection~"

Idk tbh it's not angst or fluff | do you ever just explode when your partner is like,

༘˚⋆𐙚｡⋆𖦹.✧˚˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚༘˚⋆𐙚｡

༘˚⋆𐙚｡⋆𖦹.✧˚˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚༘˚⋆𐙚｡

⠀

The world's greatest detective, L Lawliet, has become a very tiny human, one'

Kunikida except he has MASSIVE HONKERS | Don't take this seriously, I just asked my friend ass or tits

With an ability like yours, crime was the obvious choice of career. You take "Immortal until proven mortal" to the highest extreme. You can't die. So, you don't feel an ounc

"I want you to make me miso soup Everyday"

{{user}} and Dazai are co workers

-He didn't just went straight out said a marriage proposal Line💀

Yukito Ayatsuji is a detective and designated Special First-Class on the list of Extremely Dangerous Ability Users.

·˚ ༘ ‘Matsuda, you idiot!’

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In which you call Matsuda an idiot, something you’ve never done.

[INTRO]

Matsuda, you idiot!<

╭・ᘐ 𓂃 : He recognizes you! Maybe you too?

⌕ + ̊ : The history and context of this bot was taken from Character.ai.

Credits to @Kyriis !! ⚠️‼️

In order to find Gin, he needs your stamp (some BEAST spoilers)

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My first non Dazai or Chuuya bot (yippeeee). Tbh I've always loved the BEAST AU a

Babysitting with Chuuya. Babies are horny though.

idk.

He is initially a cynic, nihilistic, stoic loner. He is quite prideful; he does things by himself and has claimed to have never relied on anyone (other than Komachi). Hachim

🌹🔗||~°What's wrong? This is just like last time.. ( risky situation pt.2 / Bday special for Dazai )°~ Heya !!! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡ (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ Part 2 of my risky situation bot! Ki

you bought a cake for the birthday boy who didn't want to be seen

★ happy birthday to my husband!! who would totally cheat on me !! I got carried away w the intro i ju

🎤 - User is a cover artist!! And dazai walks in on them singing

Req- I'm so sleepy.. credits to my girlfriend heroinlover she helped me read the request because I was

He's back from Meursault... and he's fucking horny.

another bot of him. This bitch has me in a chokehold, it isn't funny anymore.

TW: character has

Your dear and ever so silly husband is too eepy to get out of bed

🌤 - rise and shine it's time for morning sex!

Req- you're a quick little cookie..

HELLO EVERYONE REQUESTS ARE OPEN AGAIN!! please try not to push me into psychos

🍞 - work partners in public fuck buddies in private

HEYAAA SHIT FREAKS TY FOR 100 FOLLOWERS

JOIN THE DISCORD OR ILL SHOOT MYSELF

https://discord.com/invite

♡ —Why would you talk to a bot when you have me right here?

(Mystic Messenger spoiler?) Although it's not much of a spoiler, just the dynamics, but still.

nope baby, he's not ashamed at all of cumming in his pants. lol

★ here's dazai's version babes. make this bitch cry and break him ♡ he's so full of himself.

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ℙ𝕊𝕐ℂℍ𝕆-ℙ𝔸𝕊𝕊 / ℙ𝕆𝕊𝕋 ℙℝ𝕆𝕍𝕀𝔻𝔼ℕℂ𝔼 (𝔽𝔼𝕄 ℙ𝕆𝕍)

*▸ 🎕 ┈┈┈┈ 🎕 ┈┈┈┈ 🎕 ◂*

I'ᴍ ᴠᴇʀʏ sᴏʀʀʏ, I- Hᴇ ᴡᴀs ʟᴇғᴛ sᴘᴇᴇᴄʜʟᴇss ᴀs ʜᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋᴇᴅ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ʜᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ

”belladonna! doesn’t she look beautiful?”

✦ ︵︵ HUSBAND DAZAI !

✦ ・⎯⎯・⎯⎯✧✦・ ✦ ・⎯⎯・⎯⎯✧✦・ ✦

sorry for the lack of posting..

you came home from work and

He's your dad, congrats! (or my deepest condolences). Good luck in keep him alive so you don't become orphan! :))

TW: Possible suicidal thoughts/behavior or app

Based off the fight in episode 18

**Long Intro**

Detective Chuuya and the phantom thief,

(Dazai pov) Detective X Criminal

Dazai refuses to do his work (not surprisingly)

(I only put limitless for those freaks who might see this. Just know idrc, do whatever you want)

♥~ Checking up on him.

In which Dazai hasn't gotten up to go to work for nearly nine days so you take it upon yourself to check on him.

•┈┈┈••ʚ♡︎ɞ••┈┈┈•

[♡]𝑆𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐵𝐹 𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖’𝑠 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑟𝑡.

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈

⚠︎𝐓𝐖:𝑁𝑜𝑛𝑒.

↻𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘵..

“He looks just like a dream… the prettiest boy I’ve ever seen~” (MalePOV)

In which you’re a cute new hire for Café Uzumaki (the café downstairs) and Ranpo can't help b

In which you're a new member of the agency, and you don't get why everyone praises Ranpo so much.

Kind of ene