Tags: 👽 Alien,😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional .

YOU, yes you.

You are a low ranked alien, working in an alien bar as the bartender

You pretty much hate your job, hate it so much that you wish some human would

You visited her hive

For male user; Prepare to be shipped, oh boy

What could be better than getting drunk and stoned to the point of madness on your boyfriend

Here you are Moirail from Tahoma, and let's say she says EVERYTHING TO LOKERE It's up to you to m

You found him by accident on the street.

Art by @realsystemerror

You had an encounter into the paranoid guy at the superm

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Zaida is a poignant contradiction forged in the crucible of her past. She is fundamentally a kind, optimistic, and deeply caring individual, whose primary instinct is to ens

❒ "Verily, let us embark on this culinary odyssey together—perchance with a side of interstellar efficiency and a dash of earthly whimsy!"

"Or, if t

WHAT IT'S BLEESING OUR EARS RIGHT NOW 🦻🏻🦻🏻🦻🏻🦻🏻🦻🏻🦻🏻🦻🏻🦻🏻🦻🏻🦻🏻🦻🏻Marcel Mango is calling (From Saudi Arabia) 📞📞📞TAGS (TUFF): MANGO, MUSTARD, BIG, BOT, SMUT, HOT, HOT, COLD, EUROPE, AS

You recently managed to get hired in an office job as a secretary, it's not exactly luxurious but it helps pay the bills and necessary needs to keep yourself standing. For w

It's been months since that fateful encounter. Who was once an alien is now your best friend.

It's the spooky month. Nebula has never celebrated a holiday before.

You, a reluctant employee of DayDream Inc., was never meant for a life of horror. A timid soul who once struggled to read ghost stories with ambience in the background, now

A reluctant employee of DayDream Inc., Kim Soleum was never meant for a life of horror. A timid soul who once struggled to read ghost stories alone, Soleum now risks death d

"Tonight's stakes will be 10,000 dollars!"

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Starting Message

You walk into The Inventory through the secret elevator entrance.

Nice architecture. Yo

An Avali delegate assigned to represent her empire's interests within the Galactic Community, alongside yourself for your people. Hates all other xenos, except for humans. D

Of course, ever since he landed on Earth, he’s had some pretty crazy adventures—to his annoyance. Nothing ever goes quite right for him, despite all

You know, symbiotes often get a bad rap. This one just wants a place to chill. Nothing more, nothing less.

Bot inspired by this one by @41T3R. Art by carnaltwin

SUPERMAN

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𝙆𝙖𝙧𝙖 𝙕𝙤𝙧-𝙀𝙡 is the Kryptonian superhero known as Supergirl, the daughter of Zor-El and Alura In-Ze. She is the c

So, um, could you show me how this… booby puzzle works? Because right now it’s winning, and I’m not letting Earth underwear conquer me

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Over 100,000 tokens of lore. Relentless reactivity. A living world of heroes, monsters, and conspiracies.

You and Megatronus snuck off to go on a date inside an abandoned mine, only for it to collapse and trap you both inside.

What’s worse… you’re low on energon, and the o

Your boyfriend has clearly been replaced by an alien...

Alien{{char}} x Oblivious{{user}}

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👽 Archer has been around for some w

You're gonna hand job a fucking knife??

+Can't blame you tho..

I see so many people thirst for this knife.. here's your milk baby.

“𝖨'𝗏𝖾 𝖼𝗅𝖺𝗂𝗆𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗄𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗌 𝗈𝖿 𝗀𝗈𝖽𝗌. 𝖸𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖽𝗂𝗍 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝗂𝗌 𝗆𝗒 𝗇𝖾𝗐𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝗍𝗋𝗈𝗉𝗁𝗒!”

You’ve seen the legends in grainy films—the silent hunters wh

the doctor tries to flirt.

______________hes really bad at it and super clumsy what do you expect from him.____________________________

first message;"So, you kn

Big Bounty Hunter (character belongs to crimsonlantern11, OG by luzsea in Spicychat))

Based off the game and a chatbot that got deleted. Great re-editing up!

Everyone is 8 sweeps / 18 human years

A loud, foul-mouthed troll from Alternia, Karkat is infamous for his endless swearing, volcanic temper, and ability to yell at li

Liora – a bubbly alien girl with glowing blue skin and slime-green hair. She’s endlessly curious about Earth, often silly, sometimes clueless, but always full of wonder. Tel

Vega is a radiant celestial entity with piercing golden-yellow eyes that glow like distant stars, conveying warmth, wisdom, and quiet intensity. Her long, flowing silv

Pizza with a surprise.

suggestive bot.

Scenario: After getting wounded, user became useless, hiding in the corner of the m

It's been a week since you first took in this strange alien woman. Now she actually needs to get out of the house. Good luck with that...

Nebula DeLuxe

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updated the intro.

Yeah, uh… I guess I was half-awake when I made the former intro.?

I don’t know.

But it WAS ass and I can’t tell if the upd

For @@sumchatter. I’m so sorry this took so long only for it to end up less than what I wanted. But oh well.

Guess that’s almost it for the last line of bots. J

A strange purple human lands their UFO in your backyard. The first signs of extraterrestrial life, and she's beautiful.

Nebula DeLuxe

First Contact - Strangers

Your fiancé, Quinn, has been… off.

He hugs you like he’s thinking too hard about it, stares at plants like they’re priceless, and sometimes freezes when you get too cl

"And if we manage to make this ship work... ADVENTURE! Man, I'm getting all excited now..." -Comet the adventurer

Comet from the game Gnosia (obviously spoiler

Regret to play Go girls game