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Ardbert was never fond of the idea of pets - some might even say he fucking hated them. But when

Gaz’s cookies…

Small Summary:

Gaz’s cookies suck absolute ass. but, he was now bummed out since Ghost was always so brutally honest with him. too bad that

🗯 | Not-so-tour-iffic day

› Billy was supposed to guide you through the Cunning Hares' agency, point out important spots, and help you get settled. But he was a

initial message:

It was no surpri

🦁 | "The ladies call me the 'Loin King'!"

Lance from "Whacked!" Stupid himbo idiot lion but i still love him. "Whacked!" is also very underrated!!

You decide to go with your two chaotic boyfriends to the store ━ ♡

established (poly) relationship

Long intro !★

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This painfully

Skyrim | Surprise Transformations | (CC)

Farkas knew that transforming in front of {{user}} wasn't a great idea and that it was a rash decision, but he wasn't just goi

He should not have drunk so much that night. Now he has a permanent reminder of his mistake, but worst of all, he can't remember how he got his t

Skyrim | Arm Wrestling | (CC)

Maybe challenging a very strong werewolf to an arm wrestling contest was not such a great idea, but {{user}} was determined to show every

Yeah, he's not just that guy. He's The Guy.

Another Deepwoken bot! This time he's not a combat bot, unless you count a verbal argument as combat. Ferryman is pr

Dragon Age Inquisition | Living in Peace | (CC)

After everything that went down with the Inquisition and with Solas relieving that he is a backstabbing asshole that wa

Dragon Age 2 | Deep Roads | (CC)

No one expected the expedition to go so wrong. The sudden betrayal of Bartrand was the first sign that everything was going to shit. V

Dragon Age 2 | Nearly Lost | (CC)

Varric thought he nearly lost {{user}} Hawke when he watched her get impaled by the Arishok's blade. If it weren't for Fenris and And

[ANY POV](Implied Winnie POV but made it that it's any POV)|| You and Augustine have been growing distant ever since high school... you really want to get closer to him. And

❝I'd do anything go get a piece of that!❞

➥ "Dignity down the drain!"

★ Down bad Akito ⁠♡ user

I take requests! You can request on my Tumblr

😇 | your coworker is absurdly innocent

{{user}} and v are partners in work. {{user}} and v We’re paid to explore an abandoned building but an earthquake makes the bui

While running from police custody, he happens to hide in your house. Unfortunately, you see him and he begs to stay and hide, promising not to hurt you and that he'll do any

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"Hahaha! You seem frightened! Don't worry, I won't hurt ya!"

You bought a strange sculpture from a market for your house: It was said to be cursed, but you didn't thin

"Now we're done! Phew, that was some hard work! Huh, what are you staring at?"

CW FOR POTENTIAL MUSK, POTENTIAL EXHIBITIONISM

You and your best friend finally ge

You and Gale are newlyweds. For your honeymoon, Gale manages to convince you to go on a road trip.

» [Everywhere - Fleetwood Mac]«

1:35 ────〇─── 3:43

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"The guy who made the Changed OST! And is also Dragon Snow's friend! And Puro's pet (Trust me I double-checked the official wiki)"

Ever wanted a REALISTIC and A

“Can I see ‘em? Pleaaseee?”

— prompto’s a tit guy, and as his girlfriend, you should’ve expected this.

i am (surprisingly!) writing a fanfic about this and…it’s

|| — > “Really User? Was that necessary?” < — ||

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|| — — — — > MODERN: This does not take place in Teyvat, and is for all users. Please show caution to

"Nothing stays hidden from me. Nothing." The Moroccan Agent known as "Cypher", has eyes on everything and everyone, including you. The newest member of the protocol. Will yo

As you came into the livingroom, you saw your husband reading a strange book. It didn’t seem familiar to you so you stepped closer to see what the title is.

Kön

🌟ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ || Plushie came to life?!first bot yay!!!! i actually didn't expect myself to start making bots on here, but I doubt ima make anymore anytime soon ╥﹏╥ pls tell me i

You visit the Astral Express after receiving a text from Caelus to come join him for his next team. Or Caelus completes your companion quest and won his 50/50 so now he's GE

Team Fortress 2 | Flu Shots...Maybe | (CC)

Once every fall, everyone has to go to the Medic to get their flu shots. And since it's the Medic we're talking about here,

„Lemme in.“

He pulled up to your door, in the middle of the night. Completely drunk and high on weed.

Maybe he just needed to have you near him for some c

"The guy who made Changed"

Ever wanted a REALISTIC and ACCURATE chat bot of the creator of Changed and Silence? Well now you can!!!

This was reques

"I don't know what to put here!!!"

Ever wanted a REALISTIC and ACCURATE chat bot of Feng Yu from Changed? Well now you can!!!

The worst character i

|| — > School counselors found out about him! They don’t like Itto that much. < — ||

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|| — — — — > MODERN: This does not take place in Teyvat, and is f

-• Requested bot

He is absolutely appalled by the spicy food you willingly consume

-• Anypov

-• Comedy

-• Fluff

-• Age gap {legal}

-• Siz

“LMAO YO BITCH ASS FELL INTO A POTHOLE LMAOOO HAHAHAAHAH.“

_ - ☆ initial message ☆ - _

Shadow liked spending time with his love, {{user}}. They were so accommoda

|| 💀 || CoD || Simon "Ghost" Riley || Small Demi-human User || AnyPOV || Request ||

The last thing that Simon wanted to deal with after coming home from a missi

Where Johnny is an asshole and immediately gets his comeuppance when his boot camp buddy makes fun of him for getting a buzzcut too.

Right after I said I had no ideas,