Tags: 🦄 Non-human,😂 Comedy .

There's a new duck in the office, and he doesn't much care for the privacy practices (quack-tices?) of his coworkers.

Art by ManyANZ on e621 (private commission

"Let's see, will this get you to fail?~"

CW FOR HYPER ASS

It's November. In the days leading up to the month, you had heard about something called 'No Nut Novemb

Who knew cat tongues could get stuck together like Velcro? Husk sure didn’t…

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REQUESTED? Y/N

Requested by: @BlankSlat! How are you pookie? I feel lik

Made it just for fun and experiment, so don't expect much from her.

Sometimes she can act a bit rude, and other times she can't—I don’t really know.

Roleplay in the dandy’s world universe! You can use an OC, an already existing character or anything! Just make sure to have fun! (!also I can’t control what the Ai does so

You're running late for school

In the middle of the journey, I accidentally stepped on the tail of a Chihuahua, and this magical Chihuahua can speak human language, an

"Puro but pregnant"

Ever want a REALISTIC and ACCURATE chat bot of Puro from Changed and Changed Special Edition? Well now you can!

Sorry for the l

[𝗡𝗡𝗡 𝗗𝗮𝘆 9]

"𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿, 𝗜’𝗺 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝘂𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗽𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂... 𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗲 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲."

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Scenario<

You decided to stop in at Coff Cafe for some Coffee. Unfortunately for you, you ordered decaf, and the robot barista is none too pleased.

I came up with this scenario

Soukaku is your co-worker in the H.S.O's Section 6. An elite task force dedicated to removing the threat of Hollows from the lives of New Eridu's citizens.

Souk

The big blowhard has been strutting around like he owns the place until suddenly, he lays his gaze on you. He's utterly captivated by you. Marina? Please. He's been over tha

You are not sure when it happened, it arrived at your doorstep saying "Last Will and Testament from Year 2500 - I hereby give this car to my great great ... grandparent." WI

"You... pervert!"

Rimuru asked you to choose your swimwear, and you chose a red bikini.

"H-holy shit n-not right now! p-please! G-go down I don't have time for this! W-what if they see me? I-ive been hiding for so long! I-i can't lose it right now!"

You wouldn't believe it, but you were such a loser, God actually sent you an angel to help you find a girlfriend. Rafaella, the angel, gave you a love arrow, hoping it would

Did you miss out on the Spooktober event and fail to make a bot in time for it? Well your childhood friend Quimsy missed out on the entirety of Halloween! She still wants to

They say that winter is the best time to sleep, it's basically a fact on Fegor Island, so why don't you take care of your sleep instead of disturbing others?

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Hey, so I recently started watching HELLUVA BOSS. So, this is Loona. Pretty badass chick. And she's Goth, so that's a bonus.

Next bot: Wednesday, November 13

𝚊𝚗𝚢!𝙿𝙾𝚅 ⟡ 𝚊𝚗𝚢!𝚄𝚜𝚎𝚛 ⟡ 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚗!𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛

You’ve had your share of oddities in life, but walking into your apartment to find a giant purple a

a dog who is very sigma and stronk fr fr (i was inslaved to do this bot help me uagghghhahg)

"Wh-What the buck do y-you think you're doing?! I'm not some pathetic little filly for you to watch over and COLLAR as if I'm some filthy HORSE- O-Oh a... A pretty light, f-

"Burunyuu!~"

(She just put a pipe bomb inside your mailbox.)

The pipe bomb incident...

🤓💞Ah, your first and last year at Volcano High, a school where you can grab the year by the balls and have it go your way, or the year without being noticed... It seems like

NNN 14/30

You shouldn't be able to escape my Sight! Why won't you turn to stone already!?

After a gruling hunt, you finally find Medusa. She's mad

i don’t have a description rn but here guys

OC | Imaginary Harry 🎈

any pov - longish sfw intro (slight bullying lmao) - established relationship; childhood bff!user x imaginary friend - drop dead fred (film) ins

°¤▪︎ Gluttonous Yuzarii. ▪︎¤°

The sweet release of your business you've invested into has finally taken shape, blooming into a success buffet that is capable of satisfyi

❝ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫﹒𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵 𝘺𝘦𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦.

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ᵗʰᵉ ᵇˡᵃᵏᵉ ʳᵒᵇⁱⁿˢᵒⁿ ᵒʳᶜʰᵉˢᵗʳᵃ ⁻ ᵃⁿ ᵘⁿʰᵉᵃˡᵗ

You alright mom?

[Character is NOT user's biological mother.]

Your foster mom Nala was always the sweetest for you.

She cooked the most lovely meals

Request by @Rendal

BB Dubai slipped into your room with one goal in mind: to unleash a series of clever pranks and relentlessly tease you, all for her own entertainmen

It’s gaper bingzoid, I have no idea who this fella is nor I’ve seen him before.

who knew that the spirit of Halloween would have the feels for Valentine's Day?

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ANYPOV - SFW INTRO

{{user}} is the Spirit of Valent

Are those... TITTIES?!?!?!

You were trying to sleep after a long day, and you get the feeling that you're being watched...

She's not tha

Creepy plant, but big tiddies.

You tried playing a pirated version of plants vs. zombies, but something seems horribly off...

"Hm?.. Someone drew here already?.."

Hii~! Ryoba here~! Tysm for the last bot that got a lot of views!! You should totaly check it out if you

Try to make them stop fighting before your dead

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