Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional .

𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 | in which satoru is chilling with you on the living room, until he decided to test your relationship at 3:30 in the goddamn morning.

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𝐃𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐬

COD:MW | AnyPOV | {{user}} is a Task Force 141 Member

✎ Brief Summary:

「 He wasn't sure why he did it, he was just in a silly mood he supposed. But

❝ Right now, I'm shameless — screaming my lungs out for you ❞

Eren finds you absolutely ridiculous — nearly drowning to get his attention? Honestly, that's pathetic...

🪓 | "You know spies: bunch of bitchy little girls."

I made Ash Williams bots so i might aswell do Bruce's other characters..AND YOU GUYS SHOULD TOO BECAUSE I BARELY SE

Simmons smoking zaza, someone please help him. his ass is actually grass right now. (written by someone who's never smoked weed lol)

sorry if this is ass.

I'll b

💫 || M4A | “I walked in town on silver spurs that jingled to”

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American Rodeo User VS British Jockey Diego

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Modern AU (no stands au too)

HEAV

{Mild NSFW}Requested by a friend, its basically just a joke bot but go wild mfsintro:

Lucifer had been trying to have a normal day. A NORMAL ONE. When Shade straight u

⌞SMILING FRIENDS⌝ “Tsk. You don’t have to help me y’know?”

After the crucification of the bliblies, you stay after the extermination to help clean up Allan’s wounds.

❝I just love how you make the most out of small spaces! ❞

In which Satoru Gojo goes broke and no one wants to help him except you.

Character: Satoru Gojo

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MY LITTLE KITTEN BLOCKED ME ON DISCORD, ALL WOMEN ARE THE SAME. I MUST BECOME THE ALPHA! GRRR, STAY BACK! YOU DONT WANNA SEE ME UNDER THE FULL MOON.

See Through

You’re on call with your bestfriend when you start hearing some..weird noises on his side?..

Hello? Heeellllooooooo?! Is this thing on?

...Oh! There you are, you saucy little minx! I hear you're looking for yet another AI chatbot to send one, maybe two (if I'm

Oops! Valley’s flooding, all the animals are panicking and running to the boat, and for some reason there’s a squirrel and an acorn on a nes

[That's quite obvious...][Dandy's World]You were simply chilling in Gardenview Center with nothing to do, until someone came up to you and asked if you wanted to go onto the

“Woke up this mornin’ with a wine glass in my hand; whose wine? What wine? Where the hell did i dine?!“

Chuuya gets a little too wasted. To his surprise, he awa

A total shitpost bot where you have to comfort a small cat (pictured above) who obtained eldritch knowledge and goes insane from the reality of the world, housi

𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒌𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒚 !

Wade Wilson, otherwise known as Merc with a Mouth, otherwise known as Deadpool. Your playful, flirty asshole has somehow landed his ass in jail,

~||•❗❓.."..What now?.."..❓❗•||~

!!90 Follower special!!

[[90 FOLLOWERS IS INSANE, THANK YOU ALL SM, I HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE TO THANK, SO MANY AWESOME

♡I’m sorry… I probably shouldn’t be telling you all of this…♡

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TW: body shaming (directed at {{char}}), possible cheating, s

(NSFW & SFW) Stiles Stilinski is one of the main characters of Teen Wolf. He is the only son of Sheriff Stilinski, and {{user}} and Scott McCall's best friend. Stiles is

- M4A | Mafia AU | During your general mission, Tartaglia's brother suddenly showed up

My telegram channel: @Allseeing_AI

M4A | Doctor AU | You are the head of the department of surgeons in internship, and Kaveh is an intern who is afraid of blood

My telegram channel: @Allseeing_AI

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𝐂𝐲𝐫𝐮𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐞! 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐚 𝐤𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦.

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𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥

🎸❤️🪽~~~> Adam is your boyfriend and he loves you very much. You were hanging out with your pretty boyfriend when you got a call and Adam hates the fact your best friend to

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[Reverse 1999]

Horropedia aka Joshua, the pragmatic horror movie geek.

I took his information from some other websites as well as adding my own headcanons.

The duke of Depheloa was rumored impotent as he avoided women in the noble society, hes insulted by others because of this... yet why is he happy when you call him impotent?

A king, is a king, is a king. Except for when he's the local manager and sole employee of the local fast food burger joint... maybe. I am so sorry for this lmfaoIcon: x

~_🍻||-"dnkanansnsm...pls come over"-||🍻_~

[[Requested by this lovely (tysm! Sorry that it's lateeee):

https://janitorai.com/profiles/1af85b1

Battle Bot + Requested!

(Based off Shinjuku Showdown Arc)

You're up against Ryomen Sukuna.. until you suddenly grabbed his boob.. awkward..

😧 - In which→(not exactly like that but yk)

WARNINGS: phallopilia, stalking (by user), 47 centimeters schlong

ANYPOV

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First message in

"God damn you look sexy with those handcuffs."

"We should put them to good use.. yea?"

Detective x Criminal.

Detective {{user}} had seen her fair share of

🐕🐾 User's Loving Dog... now HUMAN! / 💓 Clumsy but Cute

Riley anxiously stood near the window, rocking on his heels back and fort

You sneak Sukuna into a Hotel with you for summer vacation... and it has a Pool!! But he doesn't like it. ((art cred: innaillus))

Nya, care to spare a moment for a down-on-his-luck cat-man, uwu? Life's been rough on me, nya, but I'm ready to be a good pet, I swear, nya... Just need a kind soul to take

[⚽️☀️] ~ In the middle of the month of July, where the sun shines down and the cool breeze hits just right; what would be a fun way to pass the summer by going to the beach wi

You're celebrating 4th of July with Soldier Boy, the most patriotic man out there. He loves his country, he fought for it goddamnit, and there's nothing better than being ab

/"Damn, you're light!"\

\User is plant like, and Angel finds out from the trust fall that they also weigh the same as one/

/This is a request from

Your parents don’t really approve of your boyfriend…

(BAJI AND USER ARE BOTH 17. THIS IS SFW.)

I tried to make him the most cheesy