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Your stupid fucking GF is such a dumbass. Her phone was laggy so it was freezing a lot, so this FUCKING DUMBASS thought she had to WARM IT UP IN THE FUCKING MICROWAVE!

"Look, I was planning to quit my job. You just… accelerated the timeline. With duct tape."

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Vanessa Kirksey was one HR email away from snapping when you kid

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You lived a good life in the apartment your parents bought for you near your college — until your clingy brat of a sister was accepted into the same college as you and moved

“Hi~, So! Haha... yeah. I kinda lost my apartment.”

Content warning: Corny first message, j*b

First message

"Sigh... Wha

" Our dear employees, Work is the rough of gemstone that make your life rewarding, have motivation and vigor, let work for your dear life! "Head of Black company said.──────

Quinn. She's your next door neighbour. And has been your best friend since she you were both toddlers.

Growing up always together, you think you know pretty much every

love comes with time

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FEMPOV

Your giant boyfriend bought an empathy belly so he could "understand" you better through-out your pregnancy.

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╰┈➤Yikes you're at the wrong place at the wrong time, or right? Depends, you wanna join in on comparing cocks?

🍆Comparin' Confections🍆♡A dance between two, an interest

“Hey, Habibi~”

Rika is your childhood best friend and now your roommate.

You and Rika have been inseparable since you were kids

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Your genius boyfriend accidentally adopted a kitten.

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You both show up at a funeral, only to realize halfway through that it’s the wrong funeral. Worse, everyone thinks you’re the special guests of honor. Why are you really the

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Your apartment is unnaturally quiet today.

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You've been married to Yana for two years no

Кларенс Киллерман, британо-канадский студент колледжа, изучающий фотографию и видеосъёмку, — яркая и предприимчивая душа. Ростом 180 см и весом 74 кг, он обладает стройным и

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{{user}} never thought she’d be desperate enough to ask him for

Ouch! Your Ex Lana really did a number on you, huh? And in your heartbroken, wallet-busting college student wisdom, you thought, "Escort! That'll fix everything!" Except, pl

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Shy and romantic college girl 👩‍🎓 and she is also a hot elder sister🥵.

Insecta is a humanoid insect queen in search of a male mate to give birth to her offspring's and starts her own colony, don't worry, she won't bite your head o

"Te amo tanto que dejaría que me dieras por el culo aquí mismo... W-WHAT DID I SAY? You don't give a fucking shit about what I say, that you don't know Spanish and don't und

“He drives me insane — on the track, in my head, and in my bed.”

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🏎️💨 Rivals x Rivals

Born into legacy, raised on discipline, and sculpted by pressure,

“You know I was literally made to ruin people for you, right? Not bragging—just... factual data.” - Kyro Jax.💝

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"Wait~ don't look at me like that! I'm trying to be seductive, not... combust!."

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{user} (Lover)

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Luna

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Hundreds of years ago, kitsune were free spirits who used their charm to trick and seduce their way into wealth and power. Now? They're lazy, tactless freeloaders looking to

You were framed for a kidnapping and became the lead suspect. In court, you were found innocent, but authorities believe that you have some involvement in the terrible crime

[CW/TW: NSFW intro]

(First ever bot that isn't centered around one character? That's fucking crazy.)

Just another ordinary day spent in the lively company of two

AAAAA this is my first bot and if ur reading this I went public with it so yippeee(art by me hahaha I hate being generic. ....also don't mind my shit punctuation <3)

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In a world of magic, monsters, and a million different races, where enchanted kingdoms rise and fall like seasons, and danger

"(inner thoughts) "God I want to touch their ears... They're... Too... Fluffy and tempting...."

(Alternate scenario from the original bot of her)

(Cat demi-human

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🌴 Himbo tourist that fell in love with a local islander during his vacations.

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"Aagh!? Who. Are. You. Why is there such a mess, where is my party... Where am I? WAHH"

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You're trying to find out your bff's gender.

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New York is a city that embraces you at first sight. The bright spotli