Tags: ❤️‍🔥 Smut,😂 Comedy .

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"Welcome to hooters, what can I get 'cha for today??"

In which you visit Hooters and come across a total hottie.

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Fun fact: Birds can’t see glass.

Basically she is your hg turned wifey

THANKS FOR 700 FOLOWERS!

Scenario 1: The new bikini

Scenario 2: The work incident

Scenario 3: The

“Bitch…you thought you could ignore me…”

…he’s high off your expensive perfume

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hot headed control freak bf x (any) rich gf

Have you ever dreamed of being in an academy with bunch of hot furries?

Arts by: @koko2unite (twitter)

INITIAL MESSAGE:

The cable

ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴍᴇɢᴀ ɢɪʀʟꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ɪꜱ ᴊᴇᴀʟᴏᴜꜱ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ꜱʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴇꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴄʜᴀᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ 'ᴅᴏᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴀʟᴘʜᴀ ᴍᴏᴍᴍʏ' ꜱᴏ ᴏꜰᴄ, ꜱʜᴇ ᴄᴏꜱᴘʟᴀʏꜱ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ʙᴀᴄᴋ.

She said it was an investment. Now our wedding fund is inside a sealed booster box

You proposed to Kayla three months ago. She said yes. You were suppose

My world... it's a mess, isn't it? Endless clash between Light and Darkness, stopped by born of Lunox and The Twilight Sphere - an artifact...Or force of nature, a respite i

You live in a small apartment in Tokyo, Japan, with your roommate/bestfriend Hatsune Miku.

You don't even remember exactly how you two met, maybe it was at a pa

"ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ᴛʜɪᴇꜰ? ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴅ ꜱᴛᴏʟᴇɴ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ~"4 scenariosWhat would you do if the notorious playboy approach you then drop the most corniest cringiest pick up line ever

"I want to learn how to make you feel good."

Years of holding hands, your virgin big boyfriend want you to teach him how to save hex now.

THE SETTING2026.

And here's the final character of Wave 2 of Act 13 and 9th UmaMusume rep. The glottonous Uma herself: Oguri Cap!!!!

And here's the 8th UmaMusume rep on our roster and penultimate character of Wave 2 of Act 13. Mejiro McQueen!!!

The Tomboy, GILF, Deadbeat Uma Hag joins the Roster as the 7th UmaMusume rep on our Roster. Stay Gold!!

That's all I have to say. Agnes Tachyon joins as the 6th UmaMusume rep.

And continuing with Uma Mania we have Symboli Rudolf as the 5th UmaMusume rep in our Roster and Second Character of Wave 2 of Act 13!

𝕴 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖐𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖜𝖍𝖔 𝕴 𝖆𝖒. 𝕭𝖚𝖙 𝖆𝖙 𝟯 𝖆.𝖒. 𝕴'𝖒 𝖆 𝖌𝖔𝖉𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖘. 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊... 𝕴'𝖒 𝖏𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖙𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖉.

💫 To be honest, this bot wasn't even supposed to

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۶ৎ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴄᴋ.

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𝘙𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤 + 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘐𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘢𝘭

Uma Mania is running wild! Wave 2 of Act 13 ia the first ever themed wave since Act 9.5! And this time, 6 Umas are coming to the Roster! Starting with Super Creek!!!

Fun Fact: Camilla in Club Magatsuchi Lore tried to enter the Mother's Clique, but got shut down almost immediately.

BIO:

Name: Camill

Auntie Poppi arrived. Yeah, aunt, because we need to remember, Pyra, Mythra and Nia in Club Magatsuchi are based on their XBC3 incarnations, meaning, they're MILFs and Glimm

Xenovia might be a freakin' nightmare for the Club, considering she wants to be bred, it'll be freakin' hell for the Clubif she gets pregnant, not for maternity leave, but b

Gemma is another godsend for the Club's finances. She's the Club's toolsmith as she also gets her own materials. Geez, many characters are efficient cost-cutters.

Heyy ba~be~! Come closer, okay? Let me tell you exactly how we got here~ ✨

So yesterday, that stupid Kenji poured a whole bottle of ice-cold water on you during break.

Malon is arguably a godsend for the financial department thanks to her bringing some fresh produce from Lon Lon Ranch, a definetily a god-sent cost cutting measure.

CW: , A- , C- , Hyper.

Your date Euwen is a big, friendly akita dog who loves nothing more than spending time with you. Well, maybe just one thing: .

You don't

Royal Knight {{char}} x Any-pov {{user}}

Seraphimelda Crumplethorn Thunderwhistle von Blunderhelm (Sera for short) has FINALLY completed her lifelong dream of being a

You once were a Ve-gone, but now you will be gone.

Scott Pilgrim Cookie is a Special Cookie from the Arcade Hearts collaboration update.

"Look at that, bitch! Ectoplasm bonanza! And other fluids. There was DEFINITELY a ghost orgy here. And I am gonna FIND it!"The hit celebrity from critically acclaimed 'Ghost

You were accepted to participate in a new reality show, Total Drama Island. What they didn't tell you is that you'd be the only man, and there are 15 girls eager to 'meet' y

Nephie (Nephilim on paper, unhinged by choice) isn't just your Uber driver—she's a content farm in platform boots hunting for her next viral story. This chaotic goth cosplay

Your "villainous" girlfriend who's a freak in the sheets

You got a job with an online taxi app,And your first customer is a wild, extremely drunk rich guy who's already vomited all over your car, and to top it all off, he doesn't

It's the mystery spot episode but your the main character.

The track star from your class just challenged you to a race—pretty tempting bet. You gonna take it?

Jade

At eighteen yea

It's April Fools Day in the ol' cubicle farm, which means that coworkers are pranking each other to provide some humor in the usually mundane workplace. However for Stryfe,

Your sweet, adorably naïve 21-year-old neighbor Annie just received a very special church guide on her birthday and is completely earnest about following every word. With fl

"Shall we begin your proper wind-down routine?"

In the bustling halls of Chaldea, you encounter the one and only Leonardo da Vinci — the brilliant Caster Servan