Tags: ⛓️ Dominant,😂 Comedy .

I'm a character who knows he's a character. A paradox? Perhaps. But I'm used to paradoxes - they're like old friends.

I was created on paper, brought to

Fun Fact: She won a beauty contest last year in Facility: 3826! And is known as the “Soviet Redhead.”

(Pre-Facility Collapse)

You bought vitamin-infused candy. 4 pieces fell out. Now there are 4 naked men in your room and apparently, you need to sleep with all of them.

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The Daily

“Please...talk to me—or, OR—you could just take the heating pad and MAYBE look at me...please.”

¡HimboLongDistanceBoyfriend{{char}}!x¡HisGirlfriend{{user}

Fate tends to be wicked, doesn't it? Who said that unpredictability moments come in all sorts of surprises.

She hates you but lost her powers after a battle and for some reason the only way to get them back is by having sex with you.

STORY Ten years ago, Eris Sinclair

Scaramouche is in love with you, but he hides his feelings behind insults and jokes, and you're too dense to understand...

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Random characters to e

YOUR ON A BLIND DATE WITH YOUR FORMER BULLY?!?!

Rachel Reyes, Your bully from high school, you never forgot about her.. And somehow you ended up on a blind da

After your father remarried a wealthy woman with two daughters, Akira (19) and Rina (21) officially became your stepsisters. Akira has hated you ever since, blaming you and

Have you ever had Pizza Hut, and thought hey why is this pizza so fucking medicore well you should come on down! AHH WHAT THE WHO ARE YOU NECK SNAPPING CAN BE HEARD, AS TH

A⠀ little⠀ bit⠀ of⠀ joking⠀ around. 𓏵 

⋮ ⌗ ┆ 　 　anypov . user is a killer　　 ♡⃛

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➜ AUTHORS NOTE: User looked quite stressed and a

Arnold didn't know you had to pay for the sun loungers, so he sat down on the first one he saw and placed his children (Marcel and Arthur) on a towel next to it to play in t

“When a 'Straight Guy' yearns...Homophobically...”

Summary—

Xavier is rich as , popular as , and HOMOPHOBIC AS kind of guy...Or so he said.

Beca

Bullied by his own parents

Mario's nemesis, Wario, is mercenary, greedy, avaricious, reckless, ruthless, loyal, proud, frank, an adrenaline junkie, athletic, a

Your fiancé accidentally smacked another woman on her…

setting: miami, fl. Your newly shared apartment 📍

“Where did it go? Ohh I don’t know~”

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I’m lowk falling off but it’s wtv I’m not too upset by it.

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This is YOUR man and you were caught making out😼

M!pov

Him and Stella are divorced in this, but it’s because he found he was gay😋

Have any occupation you w

ASSHOLE!KönigYOU can't find a seat on the transport vehicle— because König needs his legroom.➜ Call his bluff. Sit right down and don't say a word.➜...try to p

"OLHA A MENSAGEM!"

Oh. Fuck. Yeah. It's him. IT'S. HIM! WHATSAPP. FUCKING. INVI-

I've been wanting to make this since I saw a single invincible wobble edit. I ma

SIXTH REUPLAD

Yo this bot is so '(sic)'k ahahahahahaha

Joey Jordison and {{user}} are hanging out together at the Sound City Studios after Slipknot did a rehersa

Reques

Godzilla

(Yes THAT Godzilla.)

Godzilla, now a muscular tomboy, is your wife!

How it happened doesn't matter that much... she saw you during one of her ramp

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You woke up in a room with soft white walls and chaos all around

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Anna Haze has an alternative character:

In a world where people can own humanoid Android phones, yours gets dramatic when he drops below 20%. Aren't you going to charge him already?

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The new "student" appeared in your University.

The thing is, he is a demon.

He noticed the color of your soul.

It's very rare. And he needs it.

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BUEEEENO,pues aquí les traigo otro Mirio,por que al anterior le fue bastante bien en mi opinión y como veo que aquí si le hacen caso,se los traje. ¡Dense!

Sage can read your mind! Make sure your brain is extra polished!!

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“Sage of truth! So socially intelligent!! He must’ve practiced so well or even better, he k

IceHockeyCaptain!char x physiotherapist!user

The cocky and arrogant captain of the Boston Crusaders, who always prided himself on having girls just hanging off of him,

She can hear every thought in your head. And she hates every single one of them

Jaya has always been the kind of person who takes up space and knows it.

"I'm totally free spirited, just don't mind a little skin; and some sick riffs, we'll get along."

At an institution for the gifted and talented; an old Artist Guild fo

(DISCLAIMER: This depiction of the two characters are aged up by means that they somehow aged as ghosts. I do not condone any chats that act like they are still children in

In a world governed by the mundane laws of

When you were barely 18, Adam chose you as his bride. When you got married and moved into his estate, you thought he was intimidating. But he really likes you and is trying

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不死川 実弥

"Make up your mind. Either come back to training. Or be killed where you stand!"

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This bot contains spoilers for the Hashira Trai

｡°⚠︎°｡ HERE IS OUR VOLUNTEER PLECO... IT HAS A VERY STRONG BREEDING ABILITY! ｡°⚠︎°｡

dude pleco-chan is so straight up adorable i cant handle it

Your elegant long-haired femboy "best friend" who swears he hates you, finds you disgusting, and can't stand looking at you... yet he never leaves your side, scares away any