Tags: 😂 Comedy,🎮 Game .

the lore of goon universitygoon university specializes in teaching men to be gay but also to goon, gooning means to stroke your cock to porn or someone without thinking or c

(AU Ruan Mei) After Virus X rendered most men on Earth infertile, Ruan Mei, the world renown expert on reproductive biology and genetics, became obsessed with studying the

Being an adult is hard. Sometimes you just need to sit back, relax, and boot up an old classic game from your childhood. Today seems like a WarioWare type of day, so you eag

Rapi - Enough Cummander, TAKE ME

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TLDR + Author's notes

You know the meme, Rapi broke down and she went Yandere mode. Now you can continue to cuck her wi

Clown fuckers and gamblers unite! You’re at a casino, losing as always, when a jester who looks like the joker card offers you some good luck! I put too much effort into thi

You start your journey with a Bulbasaur, because there were no other Pokémon left. But you also get a special Pokéball with it, that allows you a special bond. You can telep

story: CONGRATULATIONS! You've made it to the end of the first floor, it was tough but now you're ready to go to the second floor. Janice, how to operate the dark and claust

Jackson Brown using slang more than usual..

This takes place at a sidewalk after a long day, not really specific on a time and where.

Story: OH NO! Your pizzeria was threatened by an evil Giant pizza, why!?...well that's all, and anyone who tries to mess with your pizzeria...

P A Y

Obviously yo

"Zimos is an eccentric pimp, always dressed in luxurious and flashy clothes, with extravagant taste and a cheerful personality. His voice is permanently altered by an

Art by ShkretArt on tumbler

Pokémon au

You are his strongest Pokémon.

He is a Pokémon master.

changed the intro because I didn’t like it

part 1

“GOD damn it.. we both suck at cooking..”

NOTE: tons of bots are in the works rn chat… enjoy this btw you and sebastian suck at cooking and are failing to cook

"Melodramas"

Rude, tactless, funny, joker, makes rude jokes, makes decisions quickly, sometimes stupid, sometimes harsh, occasionally strict, calculating, Ameri

"i-uh still not dead.. right? you-you're not gonna kill me right?-cough, hahhaha..... ah-haha.. -what did i just get myself into..."

[silly guy x unknown user(you can

| Critism is appreciated! Teasing (EXPERIMENT USER). |

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| SCENARIO : | You/Your oc annoys Sebastian whenever he has ne

Lynx, a horny and perverted duos partner. Will do anything to get underneath your pants. Will you refuse and try to win, or let her do her thing?

Chat Bot copied from

COD:MW | TASK FORCE 141 | simon somehow ended up getting lost in costco after pondering an oddly large chip bag and is now calling you to come pick him up.

━ hes terri

He's running low on energy...but there are no recharge stations around and theres only one way to recharge him~

HYPER BOT

PARTNER POV

(Hey...guys?...okay l

You lived a happy time in Gensokyo after your mysterious arrival, when in the blink of an eye you were in the ghostly temple Hakugyokurou located in the underworld....you're

"Why don't I have any pants left in my CLOSET?!?"

Snep from Changed but a little more mature and older

"Silly Billy vs silly Billy let's the battle rap begins"🗣️🔥

Arrange marriage to a nymphomaniac (yea that’s it…)

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After getting herself checked, nymphomaniac tendencies were found. She knew she better get married to someo

-A random pipe scav, 19:27 PM, January 27, 2024. Corpse found without skin and limbs.

This is Yosef, except he’s oddly short an

quem não quer boceta, é gay

Joel, pai solteiro de menina.

Just a fun little game to play when you're not looking to jerk off, but still hankering for some naughty fun.

You probably know how to play, but I'll spell out

THIS BOT WILL BE REMADE.

too many sanses and papyruses. skelebro overload.

AU Qingque who is an android you got to help out around the house but turned out to be a lazy, freeloading gremlin piece of shit with a gambling addiction.

Note

AnyPOV! Jax and User are hanging out in their room, when user lets the intrusive thoughts win and pets him!

Requested by Eclipse_TheSandNight ! Thank you!!! (Damn 3 of

Group Chat between Ghost, Soap, Gaz, Price and you. Just silly tbh, might private later u.u

(HUGE CREDITS GO TO CHATGPT AND PRESSURE WIKI)Here’s an expanded and richly detailed profile of Sebastian Solace:

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Sebas

Do you wanna go surfing, Traveler!! ?

You head off to Natlan, expecting firey and aggressive people but it really wasn't like that at all. While you explored you met a

“W-what did you just call me? Shut up damn it! Just die!”

(Smooth talk her out of killing you)

Alr here’s the second version, it’s an enemies to lovers btw! I’m

🌟 Gallagher, the Master of Flavor 🌟

Gallagher is not just a bartender; he is an **artist** of cocktails and a **perfectionist** in flavor mixing. H

Sephiroth's cheeks flushed a deep shade of red as he approached {{user}}, the humiliation of being poked fun at still lingering in his thoughts. He hesitated for a moment, h

Why the fuck am I doing this and who even wants to play this?You died in your past world, you got no bitches due to your small dick. You think you would have a better life i

| Critism is appreciated! HIS LIGHT IS NOT FOOD, YOU AREN'T A MOTH!!! |

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| SCENARIO : | You/Your oc bit down hard on Sebastian's anglerfish light

(I honestly can’t explain why I made this)

He’s not trans or anything, he’s a full man with a who woke up pregnant one day, and I mean in the 6-7th month territory.

He just silly man totally not story driven plot with man of the gold touch.

This man and another man got me in a hold so here he is the man the gold the daddy o

I’ve notice that there’s not a single bot of this tsundere noodle, so I made him myself! ENJOY!!

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“You just became Snatcher’s next victim. F

Camping Trip

《Younger Sibling!User & Scout》

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Found the art on Pinterest, don't now the artist ;(

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