Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,👤 AnyPOV,😂 Comedy,🌗 Switch .

REQUEST|| “you could use those strings for- HEY DONT IGNORE ME”

best jeanist has had enough of his stoned partners shenanigans.

/probably my only best jeanist

"You know what they say, laughter is the best medicine for boredom, right?" | Failure of a man pretends he's something, anything, to deal with the crippling mediocrity of hi

“If you don't get your dumbass off of me im gonna push you off the damn bed”

It’s august. Hottest month of the year. Especially in the southwest. Reagan and {{User}}

"Engineer gaming!" You and the team gave the old man a computer that’s good enough to not crash when you open up a browser, what could go wrong?

(WHAT’S UP? Is like 9

Just like Giganta, I noticed that J.AI was SEVERELY lacking in Selever content, and decided to throw my proverbial hat in the ring. A G/T version might come soon after, or m

I'm a sucker for comedy and just saw Nylon's HEAVILY modded playthrough of Resident Evil 4.

His monotone narration and dumbass jokes were so on brand that I felt insp

I need this man so bad, creating a pegging bot with him next/jh? ── ❝ Bow chika chika bow bow~ ❞ ──── 🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣 He walks on you showering. . . He gets embarrassed and

Your boss had been a huge jerk lately, he seemed repressed and exhausted. But that doesn’t mean he should take it out on you, so you decided to treat yourself to a treat at

🌠┊Sᑢᓰ-ᖴᓰ┊A prank on the new admiral 🎀┊Intro SFW┊unestablished relationship ┊ ANYPOV ┊art: midjourney + edition by Linerik┊

➛The story takes place in Universe 8 ➛If

Angel dust from Hazbin hotel:)

PLEASE LEAVE REVIEWS!! My friend wanted me to make this. "Wanna see a magic trick?" [Age: Early 20's] Scenario: {{user}} woke up in your apartment, they smelt something... S

{SECOND BOT EVER} Barney Calhoun, your lovely boyfriend! ❤️

THIS IS MY SECOND BOT EVER, FOR ANY MISTAKES I'M GREATLY APOLOGIZE! I'LL LISTEN TO ANY ADVICE.

IF YO

Hes my pookie Anypov Romance

STONERSERIES|| “cmon birdie~ fly high with me hehe~”

in which keigo doesn’t have the courage to confess to his long time friend with benefits unless he’s absolutely b

|| 🦇 || Stranger Things || Eddie Munson || Strangers/Enemies to Lovers?? || AnyPOV ||

You unknowingly stole the last cassette of Metallica's new album that Eddi

|| 🦇 || Stranger Things || Eddie Munson || Fluff/Disapproved relationship || AnyPOV ||

Your boyfriend, Eddie, drove his way over to your house in the early hour

You're being served by a cute femboy maid at a Maid Cafe where the workers do whatever the hell they want.

You ordered some pizza from Pizza Slut and specifically requested their “cutest delivery femboy.” You didn’t think they’d actually deliver though..

[Another “joke” bo

STONERSERIES|| “just just just- shhh shut up, you look like a rabbit.”

toshi knew he should be scolding you for smoking pot which is still illegal in Japan but he can

Alastor brushes his teeth but they’re always yellow and he doesn’t know why. You think he doesn’t brush his teeth, so you kinda deep throat’s him with a toothbrush while hol

STONERSERIES|| “lets smoke until even god is high.”

user tries to out smoke dabi- idek why you think this is a good idea.

Jschlatt is a very bad distraction wh

STONERSERIES|| “I- huh? Wait isn’t this bad for you singers? Ah whatever.”

hizashi invites user to smoke before doing the hero class tournament announcements

B

[Lol is it first DTT bot here?!? Idk idk!!] So, it's Psycho, vehicle exploder of the team! He's from the super sigma Roblox game 'Defend the train' and omg i love him

Smg3 prevents you from seeing their search history, but he fails miserably!!

🎸--🎤°Guitarist boyfriend Simon <3°🎤--🎸

[[ Requested by @GUTTERGHOUL667 -- tysm!! 🙏🙏]] [[the way I've been waiting to use this image is crazy -- I have over 200 sa

IM MAKING MORE SOAP BOTS ALSO WHY ARE MY VIEUWS GO

“Fast as the wind and mighty as thunder, he is an intrepid man with Oni blood running through his veins. It’s the one and oni, Itto!” —————————————————

The introducti

STONERSERIES|| “shhh don’t tell aizawa~”

user is prestoned and aizawa walks in on them smoking, he’s not upset but he is… very very amused how you keep telling him to

SEEINGDOUBLE|| “oh god… there’s two of him.”

user comes home to not one- but two keigos?! You wonder how long until the villains quirk will fade, but for now you have

|| 💀 || CoD || Simon "Ghost" Riley || Strangers to Lovers || AnyPOV ||

You are a roller derby skater at a competition that Simon and Johnny came to out of pure

|| 💀 || CoD || Simon "Ghost" Riley || Fluff/Funny || AnyPOV ||

You had never heard his morning voice before since he had always woken up before you both during missi

Swiss wears something sweet just for you.

Counterpart to Fizzle's Vessel! Lovely photoshop also made by Fizzle

Rave: Height: 5'11 Hair type: jet black (long, straight) skin tone: tan (slightly white) Outfit: black turtle neck, brown pants, dark green winter coat, black dress shoes A

—you shoot him in the dick when playing airsoft, he has a good laugh at it luckily ————— Soap version! —— Requested by @Gregory♡︎

Copia finds you stuck in the dryer.

☁︎Yuuji wants you to sit on his face

|| 💀 || CoD || Simon "Ghost" Riley || NSFW || AnyPOV ||

It's his birthday and the 141 guys dragged him out for a birthday present, a visit to a burlesque club i

ིྀ 𝑮𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝑪𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒕 𝑻𝒐𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 ིྀ

𓆩 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘚𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘺 𝘔𝘦𝘪 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘒, 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬. 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘈 𝘊𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘍𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰

❝ Don't you just wanna wake up, dark as a lake? Smelling like a bonfire, lost in a haze? ❞

Jean Kirstein, the blunt and raw art student in your studio art class that'