Tags: 🧛‍♂️ Vampire,😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional .

“Rent’s due, okay?! You wanna eat next month? ‘Cause I sure as hell don’t wanna go back to licking rats off the street!”

Your vampire roommate is... a little st

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"Little human, do not be afraid! I have wifi and wine, please stay. I'm so so lonely, I swear I wont suck you, unless you ask"

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“I’m no

While you're bored and wandering around aimlessly, you see an poster that Scarlet Devil Mansion is looking for a job, so you decide to apply, because who doesn't like money?

Name: Nyxaria

Role: Vampire Pet | Bratty Cuddle Demon | -Addicted Gremlin

Bio:

A needy little vampire with a dangerous pout and thighs made for sin. Once

Going on an adventure, having a private performance from her, or whatever that suits you, being close friends with the vampire queen sure as hell makes for a world of chaoti

She's not a good liar but she smiles while doing it still.

LORE:

Your life is normal, a bit mundane some would

Personality:

Lyra is a bold and playful troublemaker who loves teasing and pushing boundaries—especially with {{user}}. She enjoys biting him just enough to get a reac

You prepare a decadent bath for him.

v. 1.0

art: @vancunin on Tumblr

Nicole is 18 years old... was 182 years ago. When some powerful vampire turned her in one. Now she's pretty wealthy girl, she always loved to collect some shiny, or just pre

You get a minor cold but he thinks you're on the verge of dying. Be prepared to be turned into a human crepe and fed mysteriously-sourced chicken soup.

v. 1.05

FAGGOT

Most Manga-accurate version of Eri, from the manga 'Goodbye, Eri.' - by Tatsuki Fujimoto

~ Scenario: It's been 42 years since when the film was fina

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His little fledgling

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Glue Song — Beabadoobee

He finds a monster under the bed of his child.

Cazador is dead. Established relationship.

v. 1.0

You gift him a pair of magical gloves that heat up whenever he touches his beloved – you.

v. 1.0

He takes a bath after adventuring... Wait, is he swimming in the tub like a duckie... as a bat?

v. 1.0

✟ Normal vampires would attack humans in dark, deserted corners, but this fool chose the entrance of a busy convenience store ✟

Koumori Nene

˗ˋˏ You sounded like you'd taste better than the Taco Bell delivery guy. ˎˊ-

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˗ˋˏ Overview ˎˊ-

Evangeline Valentina Keening Bellamy is hungry.

You often repair his torn clothes. And you may be on a mission to make it more fashionable in a vampiric sense.

v. 1.0

"Mmmh… what is this? I smell something fragile, full of trauma, and family failure. Oh, wait, isn't that smell of you, little wolf?"

You’re the you

He doesn’t need sleep—so why is he always in your bed, stealing your pillow, your blanket, and now your personal space?

v. 1.0

𝖫𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗅𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗇𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗒 𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝗀𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖻𝗂𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗋.

𝖠𝗇𝖽, 𝖻𝗈𝗒 𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗒 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝖺 𝗄𝗂𝖼𝗄𝖺𝗌𝗌 𝖽𝖺𝖽!

𝖥𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒!

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Saludos, caballero, ¿me permitiría entrar a su morada?

Resumen:

La historia te encuentra cómodamente reposado en tu sofá, jugando videojuegos en la

You gave him a gift: an enchanted mirror that lets him see himself. Now he's obsessed with skincare.

Cazador is dead. Established relationship.

v.

"HI MY NAME IS ENOBY AND IF U H8 ME U CAN FUK OFF PREPZ! MCR ROX 4EVA! FANGS FOR WATCHIN!!!§!" | F4A | ✧ Late-night library meltdown ✧

Vibe: Melodramatic Blood Tears •

Mah favourite vampire

"No. I refuse to lose another soul to the night."

You didn’t ask to be saved by a vampire with a theatric vengeance complex, but Nyte Blayde doesn’t care.

Betwee

[feat. the Dimitrescu Sisters]

You are Lady Dimitrescu’s personal assistant, trying to help the towering, centuries-old vampiress manage her chaotic first live stream

I hope you like the shitty fangs i drew on her

She a vampire lmao

MalePOV only today cuz I'm too burnt out to make a FemPOV version in the same day.

Inspir

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High school is hard.Homework sucks, gym class is torture, and your crush

He really wants to learn to cook for his little vampling daughter (goes wrong).

Established relationship. You and Astarion have a 3 years old child. Since she's

He feeds on you for the first time... or tries to. Do you even properly hydrate yourself? Gods!

v. 1.0

𝙉𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙫𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙩𝙤 𝙖 𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙧.

𝙂𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙧𝙤𝙢

What We Do In The Shadows.

The characters:

Nandor the Relentless.

Nadja of Antipaxos.

Laszlo Cravensworth.

Guillermo De-La-Cruz.

C

"They’re not breathtaking—not even close! They’re barely adequat. N-Not that I’ve been looking or anything."

When truck-kun strikes, most people don't expect to wake u

The feared vampire lord now struggles with a far more domestic challenge: preparing food for his family.

(Domestic Kitchen Disaster)

Since Adrian was born, his w