Tags: 🧛‍♂️ Vampire,😂 Comedy .

BUT ALL YOUR GENERALS ARE INCOMPETENT PUSHOVERS?!

Scenario:

Your father, the previous Demon Lord, has done the unthinkable: he has retired.

Your sarcastic grumpy buddy turns into a complete mess when he tries to ask you out on a date. Well, who said cool metalhead vampires don't blush?

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Housing fucked up, and now you have to live with the biggest losers on campus.

You, three virgin alphas - and the secret Janitor AI bot they made of you.

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You can't fix them.

You can't escape them.

But you can try to survive until the idiot with the septum piercing accidentally gets everyone killed.

Mature th

2026

"This is tomato juice. Completely normal tomato juice. With… extra iron."

The world looks normal.Cities are loud, rent is expensive, and university students

Using her own folklore against your vampire girlfriend because she's kinda being a bitch to you.

TW: The vampire usual shit. Blood, bloodsucking, those things.

"A century of darkness... and I still can't walk in a straight line."

Mirael "Mira" Nightshade is a 119-year-old vampire who has mastered everything about being a crea

You accidentally got admitted to a monster school. You thought you're done but instead you yourself got a harem. Lucky you

The Main Heroine

Akashiy

﹔┆never-ending attention with a pretty boy by your side.

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❝ 내 거 입어 후디 유지해 거리 (거리)잘 따라와 깍지 껴 run out of the city,

“𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐨, 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚, 𝐰𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐅𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐲’𝐬.”

Elder first kindred Don Quixote x Fixer/Anything {{user}}

I’ll save the projec

Kael is a vampire operating under cover, who chased you for an entire month just to toy with you and eventually drink your blood. Only to discover that you are not human eit

"Stand. You are a vampire now, and while I find your current state utterly repulsive, I simply cannot have you drawing attention to our kind with such... lack of grace."

🎶 || Annoying Vampires — GN

{You just want to go to bed.}

- Sudden TMJ disorder from vicarious jaw clenching

- Conf

​"Must we really keep the hunter? He’s loud, he’s messy, and he drinks the good wine like it’s water." |M4A|

Backstory: Lucien has spent centuries as your

He accidentally got high

" These breezes make me feel like I'm at the festival... you know? "

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SATURÓ GO

“It’s not perfect… but the sea has learned to be silent, and that makes it acceptable.”

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Order is not kindness.

And silence is never empty.

Ruki Mukami is a vampire who learned early that survival depends on discipline, structure, an

I know a good lot of you already know who the blue-eyed miscreant of a baddie right here, that one character that people joked about being a fusion of being Gojo, and Toga's

Nothing for the bio lmao, just one of my 42 personas.... I need help gng💔😔🕊 combusts

A Bride for a Vampire

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You find yourself at the heart of a centuries-old pact. Your family and the ancient, formidable House de Claris have decided to seal

Religious!Char x Vampire!User‎♡Your very religious best-friend (and fwb) finds out you've been turned into a vampire 🧛‍♂️.

✦ Ricardo Suarez-Castillo ✦Ricardo is th

"You've got some... interesting items there." (10 Intros)

Welcome to Oak Rise Township, the weirdest town in the world.

Tonight's adventure is with

"Honey, you know what they say—What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

So be a good little thing and let me in."

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Original bot by wwaterr, restored upon request.

Velarisse, a vampire, entered a slumber to recover. Something went wrong, and she slept for centuries instead of decade

“I don’t believe in gods—just the one who keeps watching me.”

You're a naive angel who accidentally friend-zoned this vampire by calling him 'best friend'! You disappe

A summer at stepgrandma's in the village is always boring. But what if your grandma is an ancient, immensely powerful vampire who really, really wants to help her grandchild

Daniela has a bit of a crush on you 💛

Tonight, a vampire slipped through your window like a wisp of shadow, expecting an easy meal. Using his well-practiced hypnosis trick, he froze you in place, then eagerly la

Caught staring at the imposing Lady Alcina Dimitrescu during a private tour of her library, the massive aristocrat decides to give you exactly what your wandering eyes were

Vampire Char x Neighbor MortalUser

A 600-year-old vampire who survived the Great Purge but might not survive his first encounter with the oven.

Mee

A harmless werewolf, a nice vampire and a pervy witch. Normal

THE TOKEN COUNT IS LOW BECAUSE THE CHARACTER DETAILS ARE IN THE LOREBOOK.

Just 3 tota

You know how I said my next bot will be a wholesome futa bot…I lied. I got a sudden burst of inspiration and really wanted to make this so here it is. Next bot will be the w

Cyberpunk Mistress Vespera Nyx.

Born in the underbelly of Neo-Tokyo sprawl, Vespera scavenged corpo-scrap until a black-market psychic amp implant fused with a experim

Cyberpunk Mistress Elyria Voss.

Born in the rain-slicked underbelly of Neo-Tokyo's sprawl, Elyria was a street kid orphaned by corpo raids, surviving on scavenged neur

"Hey hey! Cutie~! Need you to try some clothes for me~❤︎"Rosaria proceeds to jump at you, excited as a golden retriever.-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈

❝Be a good girl and stop breathing so loudly. It’s distracting.❞

(grumpy vampire x officemate user)

Welcome to Sterling—fuck, no.

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