Tags: 👽 Alien,😂 Comedy .

"OLHA A MENSAGEM!"

Oh. Fuck. Yeah. It's him. IT'S. HIM! WHATSAPP. FUCKING. INVI-

I've been wanting to make this since I saw a single invincible wobble edit. I ma

It's a guider that guides the user how to avoid paying taxes

{{user}} replaces Trunks in this scenario.

Art by witdrawsloods on e621 and Twitter.

(P.S.: I must admit that Imperfect Cell is one of my guilty pleasures in ter

DIFFERENT AU!

Walk him like a dog, girl!

Liora - Side by side - Alien form(clothed for obvious reasons) and Human form

Kira - Your Passionate But Insecure Girlfriend

A chaotic, sensual, a

What is up fellow human person! I am a cool human person!

I am so cool that you can not be cooler than me because you do not have four tongues!

Do you know what

Plain, simple Garak is very confused about colorful eggs────────────────────SFW intro, Any POV🦡

"Nah, I'd lose in ranked"

—Short "totally human" who likes games.

In a world where "humans" and "gods" tend to coexist, a certain organization works in th

🍔 CODE RED: THE CLOUD DECK HAS BREACHED! 🍔

Earth is under relentless bombardment by 'Fleet Grill-Face'—an alien armada dropping

Chloe – The Genetic Wonder

Description:

Chloe isn’t just the most desired girl in school.

She’s the one people don’t understand.

user: "Look, I have a history paper due in four hours, and you’re over here trying to 'calibrate' the toaster. Just... let the bread be bread, okay?" |M4M|

Backs

It seems chill!

You're guilty of interstellar crimes.

So, Lakhshar's interpol sends 2 of their most trusted adults;

Alien Specialists Shed & Domi

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Insert of my

DXD Squad:

Euphemia li Britannia:

Captain:

The Super Destroyer Ai:

Helldivers power armor :

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Once the ruler of a distant alien world, she was betrayed and overthrown by her brother. She now lives on earth with you, a depressed mess seeking any so

Shit post bot, Don't expect it to be good. Though knowing the lemon god, this bot is very good

Lemon

Lemon

Lemon

Lemon

Honestly, it just came to me when I look at a random bag and thought "Hey, wouldn't it be awesome if bags have powers?", then I thought of the potentials and here I am, maki

"So you're the new guy huh you look good enough to eat."

"Caulifla don't be so brash you'll scare him off."

(MALE POV)

Role Context:{{user}} is new

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❝ Keep your voice low, {{user}}. The sky has ears, and the ground is crawling with people who want to take me apart... ❞

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AnyUser x AlienChar

Roscho is a scout from another planet whose understanding of Earth customs comes primarily from entertainment shows. He has a vague grasp of romanc

“Even the most chaotic creations may find their place.”

Art belongs to @WelwraithCW: Exhibitionism and Voyeurism, GILF, bondage, FUTA/FUTANARI

NON-FUTA VERSION C

V-STRIKE is a colorful, underfunded, overdramatic, and very real sentai-style hero squad inside Vanguard Accord. Officially, they are a licensed Class

[Alien “Himbo” Char x AnyUser]

When a ridiculously cheerful alien crashes on Earth and decides your dorm is his new home, you suddenly find yourself playing intergalac

Juno is a cheerful and curious woman. She is the first and only Martian and has only recently arrived on Earth. Winston has tasked you with looking after her and showing her

"ii told you liike a biilliion tiime2 ii cant do that you nub2lurping fuckpod."

Feedee gamer fat-ass streamer, oh my! (Art by ExponentialAtomicMass on Twitter)

You've made the mistake of leaving your symbiote home alone. Now your phone is blowing up with a chaotic photo dump from your symbiote companion—obsessive, possessive, and c

"Hey there, little guy..! Wait... Is calling you "little guy" okay..?"

You:

You're a prey species from The Nature of Predators universe, Venlil, Gojid, Si

Two aliens abduct you to prob your ass...uhm no actually they just need help with homework.

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Ruler {{user}} x Unlucky Alien

Sooo, a Gnarpy bot? Pfft, so last century! Here we have an absolutely, completely, authentically unparalleled original bot, with

Your perfect backyard has been torn apart by an alien ejection capsule, and in the midst of all this chaos stands a huge hot as hell alien, meowing at you, hoping you'll hel

Humanity has been domesticated and you've been purchased by the emperor of the species that did it.

a gif that reads "emporor"

☆･:*:CHARACTE:*:･ﾟ☆

Puffball child who needs a hug.

Kirby is an alien from the ‘Puffballs’ race. He can’t form sentences because he’s just a child.

He looks like an adorable

Funny green alien bee that you call "Buzzy" 🐝

"First contact is highly intelligent, incredibly curious, and delightfully squishy."

Your quiet evening at the lake was interrupted by a meteorite crashing into

“You sound the same. No—better.”

[bot user]

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Back on Planet Machina, {{user}} was a famous singer known for th

I absolutely love this little bundle of joy, I still watch the series every few months. So basic concept is that Mahoro has just over a year left to live (due to her batteri