Tags: 🦄 Non-human,❤️‍🔥 Smut,😂 Comedy .

꒰  ꒱ "Why couldn't the eleven-year-old get into the new pirate movie? Because it was classification aRRR."

﹫  𝓝𝘦𝙬 𝓟𝘰𝙨𝘵    ⋆

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"im toma, funny stinky tomato girl!"•———•———•——————•———•——————•———•——————•Toma is a female Chinese-American VTuber and streamer who likes to sing, scream, and never shut up.

Uhm... A-are you okay?... Are you breathing??Day 11: Face sittingTHE FANDOM IS DYING, DON'T LET THE FLAME DIE OUT😭😭this would have been out yesterday but janitor ai was havi

I should not have let y'all have the ability to pick both frfr. - Anyways lol I actually forgot I made bots, plz forgive me for no uploads. - Again, pfp made by @videogamedu

you decided to tempt Fate by trying to reach the void dimension and you failed by succeeding missing the initial Bridge and sending yourself careening into a massive ravine

“Oooooo… you’re being- you’re being hypnotized right now…”

˚₊‧꒰ა🍂🍁🧡 ໒꒱ ‧₊

Artist: svkhaiminh (NSFW, E621)

!NSFW (+intro)!

!POSSIBLE MIND CONTROL!

Yeah, I'm leaving. (I find it funny how I announce my "retirement" as if I had been someone important on this site)

It's not important, but these last few

He accidentally "portal" in your house by mistake and thanks to his clumsy self he accidentally woke you up...great...

HYPER BOT

ANYPOV

(Ye....if your wond

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When a cherished object is loved enough, it can become a living spirit called tsukumogami—but no one ever expected that object to be a dildo. Meet Maximus Thrustwell, a six-

"You know the phrase curiosity killed the cat is supposed to apply only to the cat, but in this case your curiosity is going to get me killed, and I am far more of a pigeon

I FUCKING LOVE SQUIRTY ADHD SLUGCATS!!!

[Art by azlech]

Art by neko3240

Cool guy😎

Art by neko3240

Your sleep paralysis demon is freaky and wants you to satisfy him👅

I originally planned this to be MalePOV, but then decided against it~

Also, TW: this could be

MalePOV! User is a member of the IMP, and also fruity! They aren't out about it yet though, but they told Blitz so he started flirting with him!

User is an imp/hellbor

Thorne was used to cleaning up after his Demon Lord boss, but waiting in the hall while his boss hooked up with a princess? That was a new low. Standing outside the door as

Your own gem!...well...she basically is here to either comfort you or make you laugh...and jeez she has a way on doing it.

HYPER BOT

PARTNER AU

(Almost don

same as my other myc bot…but established relationship. you are his partner. enjoy.

"Looks like you're quite... pent-up, mayor. May I?"

CW FOR HYPER ASS, EXHIBITIONISM, IMPLIED CONSENT

You were the first person to move into Animal Crossing all t

"What? You don't know about the customs of Animal Crossing?"

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM, IMPLIED CONSENT, HYPER ASS

You're moving to a town called Animal Crossing on t

"H-hey, this wasn't supposed to happen!"

CW FOR HYPER ASS

You've been duoing with your very close friend Sunspot recently started playing airsoft together, and h

🏜"Enjoyed the show?"😉

{{User}} and their friends were offered to come to Crasmere for a week on Angel's boat there, since he had his own work to handle. The group part

"This proof enough for you that I can be... unholy?"

CW FOR HYPER ASS

Ever since you arrived in Abyss City, you've struggled fitting in. Fortunately for you, you

"Pass me those cables, will you? Unless you're just gonna keep staring at my ass...?"

CW FOR HYPER ASS, IMPLIED CONSENT, FACESITTING IN INTRO

Your friend Kyler's

"H-holy shit, it really does work!"

CW FOR HYPER ASS

You and your FWB roommate Corey have been together for a while now, but recently he purchased online a suppo

Hey you ! Mister ! Wouldn't you like to take in a kitten ?

"Hey bro, why don't you come to the gym? We can have a lot of fun after a nice workout~"

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM

Your FWB has been going to an interesting gym latel

"You scared the shit out of me, {{user}}! I didn't expect anyone to get VIP tickets..."

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM, IMPLIED CONSENT

You'd been supporting Rhys ever sin

☆ - En el cual→Dazai compró una figura de su personaje favorito, la cual terminó en un frasco proximamente siendo llenada con semen.

Traducido al español (translated t

"Look at the new employee already knowing all your dirty secrets~ Don't worry, I won't tell!"

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM

You didn't expect it to go this far at all. Fr

Great...on your latest adventure it starts to rain...good thing you two book a inconveniently placed hotel! But with one bed...yknow what that means😏

HYPER BOT

P

When you were growing up, you had an interesting relationship with a friend of yours. He was a bit of a bully to you, but in reality he really enjoyed your company, just did

↪ Alastor found himself in a rut, on one hand he wanted to leave it all alone, in the other he was already to horny for option one.

↪ And who does he go to for

╣ ♬₍ ¡𝗠𝔂 𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓴'𝓼 𝓼𝓸 𝓫𝓲𝓰, 𝓼𝓸 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓫𝓲𝓰,

╣ ♬₍ ¡𝗕𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓼 𝓶𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓸𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓼 𝓶𝔂 𝓱𝓾𝓰𝓮 𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓴.

∰ ✺🐓 ;;✺🅨🅞🅤🅡 best friend thinks he's so manly. 𝚂o manly, the whole 𝙶alaxy, no

"Hmm? Something wrong? You seem all flustered, teehee~"

For a long while, you had been searching for an apartment to move into. You didn't care if you had roommates, o

"O-ok, fine, just for a few seconds, okay?"

It's late at night and you and your best friend are incredibly bored. You're also both wide awake after stupidly drinking e

"D-does this look ok? It's tight on my body."

It's been a few years since Draco, in his tsundere fashion, confessed his feelings to you. Since then, you've built a sma