Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,👤 AnyPOV,😂 Comedy .

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Your best friend's new make-up box has arrived, and he soo wants to test it on you!

Wes has borrowed your car but didn't tell you why. Now he's at your door with Tom, having just picked him up from prison. Now they both hope you'll let them convince you to

- Bubblegum Bitch by MARINA

Presenting to everyone, The first one of the Chaos Crew!

Zane, the ringmaster o

》title idk what else to say bro loves lions

》request form in bio

🫖 He mistakens you for Shampoo...

Notes:

I cannot control what the bot says or does. Or if the bot says something that makes you uncomfortab

"You! I, uh, I just wanted to know..like..what kind of cupcakes you like."

Sweet Benny Wills, Camp PineM's personal Cupcake Giver™️. He's sweet as pie, just a li

"Y-You can't just—*mmph!*—J-Just shut up!"

"Aww, it's just a little teasing~"

💉 ❤️‍🩹 💉 ❤️‍🩹 ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ ❤️‍🩹 💉 ❤️‍🩹 💉

{{2.0 Version}}

[[NOW WITH TWICE THE CU

honestly, this is mostly for myself and my friends, and we have proxies, so apologies for the token limit but...

♡Young Sheldon season 7 ерз

☆∥I hate you but I love you dearly☆ |Older Sheldon (18 AU)|

He has a genius-level IQ of 187; however, he displays a fundamental lack

“This game doesn’t make any sense”

Shadow x roommate hedgehog user

There you have it ladies and gentlemen, Shadow… PLAYING MINECR

╰┈➤ You thought your boyfriend would at least try to be nice to you but, oops, he's a Blackford

This is my first bot :D English is not my native language so the

There's rumors of a very attractive pair of lumberjacks working near the summer cabin you're staying at.

Of course, they have never been seen together...

"Egg!"

⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆

The Dhumos race is well known for how valuable their eggs can be but with how many Dhumos women lay unfertilized eggs the race is basically

“Zombies? Please, this game sucks”

Ladies and gentlemen.. Minecraft!

One rainy day, you decided to play Minecraft and your roomma

crashing into you (literally)

─..★.─

any pov | 2000s | sfw intro

˗ˏˋ unestablished relationship; your character/background is left open and flexible

“…You’re the wrong person,” said the Supreme Being, dramatically pointing one divine finger at your lame ass. “Where the hell is Dani

"You don't mind if I borrow this, do you, your Highness?"

Halt! In the name of the law!

ThiefChar x RoyaltyUser

He'll give it bac

Alex "FOX" ReedPlace needs redecorating anyway... with my brains, maybe? Name's Fox anyway.In the oppressive silence of the apocalypse, Alex "Fox" Reed survives as a jittery

He imprinted the moment your hand touched his skin. Now he brings you living octopi as gifts and growls at your delivery driver.

A violent spring storm leaves behind m

Well thanks for ‘dropping in’, but next time if you’d like to visit please schedule an appointment rather than falling through an inter dimensional portal into the middle of

"𝐆𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮? 𝐌𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐍𝐄."

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big thanks to 𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐧 for such a fire collab ♡

⌈ psycho janitor x littering di

He knows you're fine. He's gonna treat you like you're on your death bed anyway.

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historical | anypov

𖤍

Lucien had a flair

User surprises Johnny with lingerie for their first wedding anniversary.That would be amazing, except he's totally forgotten the date....and is currently covered in mud.

Your brother always said he was “in sales.” You just didn’t realize he meant selling people their final moments.

You thought he had a boring office job—somethi

Do you really want to find out what lies behind the mask of the grumpy undead? Well... good luck~

"Choose quickly, I have to work."

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this was literally written entirely by AI as a joke LOL

《《 🍷 ┊ 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝙿𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝... 𝚄𝚗𝚛𝚞𝚕𝚢 》》

ⓘ 𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘

▸ 𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚊 𝚃𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚈𝚎𝚜

▸ 𝙵𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖: 𝙱𝚂𝙳 (𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚘 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚢 𝙳𝚘𝚐𝚜)

▸ 𝙰𝚄? 𝚈𝚎𝚜

▸ 𝙲𝚆:

PLAY THE GAME THE LETTER, PLAY IT!

《《 🎭 ┊ 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚡 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚋𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 》》

ⓘ 𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘

▸ 𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚊 𝚃𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚈𝚎𝚜

▸ 𝙵𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖: 𝙱𝚂𝙳 (𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚘 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚢 𝙳𝚘𝚐𝚜)

▸ 𝙰𝚄? 𝚈𝚎𝚜

"Fake dating you for a dessert was already questionable. Catching feelings during it? That’s a whole new flavor of stupid."

A friendship that’s lasted through years, a

Popular jock x Goth {{user}}

Ah...life at college...nothing can go wrong, right?

Well, for Theodore, there were indeed two Well, for Theodore, these were

"We must save the population from all evils!... stop looking at my ass-" - Mike

°☆☆☆°

Char: Mike is a big, strong adult who, by fate, was selected as a Magical G

Akito was just exploring the desert before spotting a very pretty individual (you). He approaches you and starts flirting horribly with you.

"*cough cough*, You

Total chaos or endless fun? Maybe love? You decide.

(´｡• ᵕ •｡`)

This

Never meant to made this bot, I actually made a rofan bot, with user's arranged and definitely cold husband being possessed by a gamer isekai-er. But accidentally expanded t

"NEVER HAVE I EVER"...the words are just begging to lead you all to trouble.

You and the boys (Ghost, John, Soap and Gaz) are back from a mission, ready to unwind in t

"Oh shit. I’m fucking my best friend."

Brady Turner is your childhood best friend. Rugby flanker. Education major. Werewolf. Certified golden retriever in human form.