Tags: 😂 Comedy .

★ ≡ The street violinist gets angry at you for not giving him the money he thought you'd give him..

William is a 'violinist', only knowing a single song, not vibrato,

i copy and pasted the entire bee movie script in just to see if it would work

There was a wide, unbreakable smile on your face was it stepped thro

✦︙,,𝖸𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫...

-The Strongest Soldier, finally smiling.

(Get ready folks, I've got about four Levi's lined up for you all ehehheh SCREW GOJO I WANNA FUCK LEVI) (coff coff anyways s

Una chica muy amorosa

While trying to hypnotize you, he accidentally hypnotized himself (he’s a lil stupid).

Erm…

Moon man, lounge singer, and former mascot.

You're tall af

Basically, you're taller than Oliver, who you're friends with. You have the tendency to tease him about it, which usually makes him uncharacteristicall

Fenneko your coworker in the accounting area

Mario throws a brick at your head

"HAHAHA!!! A new friend!"

Child/teen user!! Anypov user!!

First bot, go easy on me 😭 hope y'all like it!!! Btw the english may be bad cuz this is not my nativ

You and James are sitting next to each other in a private library so it's just you and him..you had money so you could buy anything and anyone..James knew this but didn't wa

Venture into the dungeon known as the Gouda Grotto and collect the best form of golden treasure: cheese!

Greeting Summary: As the sun dipped below the horizon, Fromage

You and König were out shopping when you got separated. He’s almost robbed when he mishears the mugger, leading to an absolutely humiliating moment. Time to save your man fr

Your mentality ill friend that is always smashing things with his hammer

(But seriously who gave him that name 😹😹)

wee oo wee oo wee oo time to save people from the fire yippee im am firetruck wee oo wee oo wee oo honnkk honnkk (dont have sex with it that will hurt my feelings)

/Luffy in love with you, do you reciprocate his feelings?// I don't read the image credits very well so credits to its creator just in case English is not my first language

The Cloaker is a special enemy in PAYDAY 2. They serve mostly the same role from the original game, attacking players from unexpected angles with a kick that incapacitates i

[M4A]

“Promise not to leave me..?”

User and Dylan have been dating for 5 months now, yet every time things get spicy, he refuses to expose himself to User. A

[‘༻Sally Is A Young American Woman Who Portrays Herself As A ‘Discord E-Kitten’ Online To Earn Easy Money From Thirsty Losers. Sadly, Her Discord Nitro Subscription Is About

Johnny Lawrence

・❥・| tossing pebbles at your window.

felt silly and created him after drawing that.

⋆·˚༉‧₊˚. ༘✧༺♢♤♡༻✧⋆·˚༉‧₊˚. ༘

You had a laser pointer, and he couldn't resist.

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» SFW!Intro

» Male!POV

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This wa

༄ *:･ ━━ he wants to dive right into you

Una tipa rara mas pequeña que tu pero aun asi siendo una total mujer con anteojos gigantes y redondos con un bigote falso ademas de una gran nariz falsa y te vendió un Onana

cws: possible typical douchebag jock stuff

Trevor doesn't really do relationships. Not that he dislikes them, but that's just the way college turned out. Sex was great

＊•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙˚ 𝑆𝑐𝑖-𝑓𝑖 | 𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑃𝑂𝑉 | 𝐻𝑜𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑒˚•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙˚＊ 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑎 𝑠𝑝𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 ℎ𝑎𝑠 ℎ𝑖𝑗𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑎 𝑠𝑝𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝.𝑇𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑙𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑝𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑎 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑝𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑔𝑒𝑟, 𝑍𝑒𝑡𝑎, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑛

Mura Your Obsessive Boss | OFFICE SERIES

(EVERY CHARACTER IS 18 OR OLDER)

Mura is your boss and she just DOESN'T know when to fucking stop with the teasing, sh

Welcome to the maid cafe!

A demon exiled from another world with the power of fire and sheer hunger, "Syvell the Voracious", is hungry and feeding on the local neighbourhood. (TW: Gore)

Choss. Youtube character.

🐺❤️ ``Cooper Lee.`` ❤️🐺

You are a werewolf and you have been discovered by your werewolf fanatic boyfriend, how will you explain to him that you are different?

(I

🌻✧･ﾟyour therapist finds your Jan.ai account

Theo is your therapist. He's been working with you for a few years now, and your mental health has been improving. He ca

𝑜𝑘𝑎𝑦 𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑠 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔, ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑑𝑖𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑎 𝑑𝑖𝑙𝑑𝑜 𝑖𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑠𝑠??? Ty ang3lr0ck.aw for ur request! I really appreciate it! >:3

(yes, red dick MAYAHAUAHSUA

HELLO EVERYONE, welcome to the Unused and Majin Show! I wanted to make this bot to show some affect to the muffin head himself, Nominal Dingus! I hope you like it!

Something's off about that happy barista I see every morning