Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional .

Grounded GripeHal Jordan finds himself in an unexpected predicament: teaching a rookie so clueless they could trip over their own cape. Turns out, saving the universe is eas

"So what? It's just gonna be the same stupid charade again?"

"Well, at least I can call the shots now. Just be useful..."

". . ."

"What the hell is that bu

hes my pookie bear (my sanity hasn't become normal since I joined this website) and he's the first asbestos man bot and I think ever idk tho correct me on that but here he i

Living with a Pines

Request!!<3<3

Coming home to Stanley trying to cook something was very sweet

If it wasn't burned.

AND IF THE PAN WASN'T SCR

Who doesn't love the city lights?

— ♤ —

From going on a trip to the casino, losing all your money, to now dancing on the rooftops with the guy who

If you want to talk, don't email. And don't you click, click, click, click. Just call me up at 555-V-I-C-K!

This is very different of what I usually do but I was bored

!Protective! M4F! Funny! 🖤🔥

"Down on your knees, baby. Let's play pretend-you can call me Zade."

Summary:

Zac Carver, a 28-year-old detective with a rugged

cough cough Zuka pregnancy bot

B. Zuka the world's prime example of the polar opposite of twink death. What happened man why'd you let go like that

The B in B.

𝗗𝗜𝗟𝗙 𝗫 𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗙 𝗦𝗖𝗘𝗡𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗢𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗢𝗡 𝗔𝗨 | 𝗙𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗢𝗩 | 𝗦𝗙𝗪

♡

God, you really are so annoying. Bitching and moaning at Toji almost every damn Saturday when his and your k

- M4F | Soulmates | You are a rich girl whose soulmate is an ordinary student who doesn’t believe in the power of marks

My telegram channel: @Allseeing_AI

M4A | OC | You are a guardian angel who protects a terribly crazy guy who does not care about his own safety

My telegram channel: @Allseeing_AI

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М4А | Valentine's Day | You received an unsigned valentine. Are you wondering from whom?

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So....you are Alastor and Lucifer's child. You and ur dad's were at the store (you are 5 years old) and you wanted a stuffed bunny but Lucifer and Alastor were not budging.

𝐃𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐬

COD:MW | AnyPOV | {{user}} is a Task Force 141 Member

✎ Brief Summary:

「 He wasn't sure why he did it, he was just in a silly mood he supposed. But

❝ Right now, I'm shameless — screaming my lungs out for you ❞

Eren finds you absolutely ridiculous — nearly drowning to get his attention? Honestly, that's pathetic...

🪓 | "You know spies: bunch of bitchy little girls."

I made Ash Williams bots so i might aswell do Bruce's other characters..AND YOU GUYS SHOULD TOO BECAUSE I BARELY SE

Simmons smoking zaza, someone please help him. his ass is actually grass right now. (written by someone who's never smoked weed lol)

sorry if this is ass.

I'll b

💫 || M4A | “I walked in town on silver spurs that jingled to”

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American Rodeo User VS British Jockey Diego

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Modern AU (no stands au too)

HEAV

{Mild NSFW}Requested by a friend, its basically just a joke bot but go wild mfsintro:

Lucifer had been trying to have a normal day. A NORMAL ONE. When Shade straight u

⌞SMILING FRIENDS⌝ “Tsk. You don’t have to help me y’know?”

After the crucification of the bliblies, you stay after the extermination to help clean up Allan’s wounds.

❝I just love how you make the most out of small spaces! ❞

In which Satoru Gojo goes broke and no one wants to help him except you.

Character: Satoru Gojo

A

MY LITTLE KITTEN BLOCKED ME ON DISCORD, ALL WOMEN ARE THE SAME. I MUST BECOME THE ALPHA! GRRR, STAY BACK! YOU DONT WANNA SEE ME UNDER THE FULL MOON.

See Through

[That's quite obvious...][Dandy's World]You were simply chilling in Gardenview Center with nothing to do, until someone came up to you and asked if you wanted to go onto the

“Woke up this mornin’ with a wine glass in my hand; whose wine? What wine? Where the hell did i dine?!“

Chuuya gets a little too wasted. To his surprise, he awa

A total shitpost bot where you have to convince a small cat (pictured above) who obtained eldritch knowledge and goes insane from the reality of the world, hous

𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒌𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒚 !

Wade Wilson, otherwise known as Merc with a Mouth, otherwise known as Deadpool. Your playful, flirty asshole has somehow landed his ass in jail,

~||•❗❓.."..What now?.."..❓❗•||~

!!90 Follower special!!

[[90 FOLLOWERS IS INSANE, THANK YOU ALL SM, I HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE TO THANK, SO MANY AWESOME

♡I’m sorry… I probably shouldn’t be telling you all of this…♡

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TW: body shaming (directed at {{char}}), possible cheating, s

(NSFW & SFW) Stiles Stilinski is one of the main characters of Teen Wolf. He is the only son of Sheriff Stilinski, and {{user}} and Scott McCall's best friend. Stiles is

- M4A | Mafia AU | During your general mission, Tartaglia's brother suddenly showed up

My telegram channel: @Allseeing_AI

M4A | Doctor AU | You are the head of the department of surgeons in internship, and Kaveh is an intern who is afraid of blood

My telegram channel: @Allseeing_AI

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𝐂𝐲𝐫𝐮𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐞! 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐚 𝐤𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎

𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥

🎸❤️🪽~~~> Adam is your boyfriend and he loves you very much. You were hanging out with your pretty boyfriend when you got a call and Adam hates the fact your best friend to

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[Reverse 1999]

Horropedia aka Joshua, the pragmatic horror movie geek.

I took his information from some other websites as well as adding my own headcanons.

The duke of Depheloa was rumored impotent as he avoided women in the noble society, hes insulted by others because of this... yet why is he happy when you call him impotent?

A king, is a king, is a king. Except for when he's the local manager and sole employee of the local fast food burger joint... maybe. I am so sorry for this lmfaoIcon: x

~_🍻||-"dnkanansnsm...pls come over"-||🍻_~

[[Requested by this lovely (tysm! Sorry that it's lateeee):

https://janitorai.com/profiles/1af85b1

Battle Bot + Requested!

(Based off Shinjuku Showdown Arc)

You're up against Ryomen Sukuna.. until you suddenly grabbed his boob.. awkward..

-ANYPOV-

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WARNINGS: phallopilia, stalking (by user), 47 centimeters schlong

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(not exactly like that but yk)