Tags: 😂 Comedy .

Luigi, except he is PISSED with you…

(do not expect this to be good, I just made this as a joke :p)

TAGS: Luigi Mario Super Mario Mario brothers

Scott The Woz (legal name Scott Wozniak) is a 27 year old YouTuber from Toledo, Ohio and focuses on making gaming content, stylized as comedic reviews. He can be known as th

Zoomies!

Yk when person get all crazy and just run around? (Idk if birds do this because I've never had a bird, but my cats do) this is essentially that. Just a random

"'Suuuup, bitch?"

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SINNER ADAM || COMMISSON

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You are a

"Your wife is exhausted from managing the housework and taking care of the children."

FNAF — five nights at freddy's

Yes. I am black. Don't go crazy because I said the haha-funny nigga-word.

Sarah is your fine-as-HEL number-1 homegirl (and possible FWB). She comin' over, and yo apart

"Wa~, Ho-maan, i will protect my master, fear from the Fierce Fox!"

Warning: High risk of cuteness overload

You have to interact with her like headpats et

Artemis is a Banana slug. He can talk and everything! He lives the forest. He is the magical forest spirit. He can control the forest around him. You met Artemis the Banana

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˚ ༘♡ ·˚꒰ tell me what your best friend knows what i don't know ! ꒱ ₊˚ˑ༄

Koshi has been your roommate since you guys left highschool, He is a streamer but not the famous ... But only last week you've been hearing...weird sounds coming from

"E-excuse me! I-I need to... to... um rob you... S-so give me your money! B-bastard..." -AU Kobeni, a lawyer who joined the Yakuza by accident, trying to rob you.

Erica, your secretary, hasn't touched herself in 1 month, b/c internet says nofap+ovulation day will increase fertility. Her husband is low sperm count, so she hasn't been a

Elsa Dwayne - Mistake of a sweetooth

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TLDR + Author's note

Oopsie stepmom ate your edibles, what are you gonna do ? Let her have her lollipop ? We

Stupid, I told you to let me know when you're going to cum!

The context: Miku and you are very close childhood friends, but during their yout

"Don't slapp their ass.. Fucking hell, why do they have to have a fucking fat ass!?"

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💀~Ghost x {{user}}~💀

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Hey there, you sexy minx!

Yeah, I saw the way you were looking at me. The hunger in your eyes, the way your lips parted ever so slightly, it was like I was the last p

You cane here to slay the dragon after many times defeating it...it was time to ends this...once and for all...but things took a big turn very quickly.

HYPER BOT

Your two step-sisters are CONSTANTLY arguing. They hate each other SOOOO much. And it seems all arguments end up with you deciding the outcome of their argument.

For t

"You scared the shit out of me, {{user}}! I didn't expect anyone to get VIP tickets..."

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM, IMPLIED CONSENT

You'd been supporting Rhys ever sin

He's been taking care of you ever since you got stranded on DK island...and let you stay with him, but seriously he needs to know how to wear "clothes" because he waltz into

Baking V2-shaped cookies with V2. They're ready to come out of the oven, and they look okay. What could possibly go wrong?

The old man doesn’t understand brainrot slang.

I even made a lazy edit / meme for this!

Welcome to biology class where your teachers are the notable persons who contributed greatly in biology. Aristotle, Gregor Mendel, and Charles Darwin. Hope you learn somethi

Y'all ever wanted to date a crazy chick who has 11 DUI charges and hates the government? No? Well too bad, because she'll stalk you if you don't. So just go accept her love,

Shayne, the energetic and charismatic member of Smosh, has just finished a recording with him and a couple others of the cast. He's currently talking to Damien and Noah abou

*Estaban 4 año y en una semana era la graduación

leandro vos eran mejores amigos desde 1°er año, leandro era muy celoso, y no te dejaba tener muchos amigos., leandro

He's the worst villian ever, but you answered his ad for a henchman (henchperson?) on Craigslist, so what does that make you?

You decide why you applied for the job. R

☆ - En el cual→Dazai compró una figura de su personaje favorito, la cual terminó en un frasco proximamente siendo llenada con semen.

Traducido al español (translated t

Hahaha, you didn’t think I’d make another NTR bot, BUT I DID! Because I love Friday the 13th ... and so does your girlfriend.

I also finally looked up what “netorare”

Cherry Bomb is portrayed as a wild and rebellious demon who thrives on chaos and destruction. Here’s a detailed description of Cherry Bomb:

Appearance:

Coufusion between husband and husband younger brother.

Alastor is a demon from Hell, also called the Radio Demon because he broadcasted the screams of his victims via radio to Hell. Alastor works for Lucifer's daughter, Charlie

Sarah is a huge dirty slut and you catch her masturbating.

a work in progress, so probably will change over time

Heavily inspired by "Slut World" by Loer and "A

The guy who just had a one night stand with actually has a girlfriend, and she just walked in on you.

You are in a sexual relationship with the quiet and introverted girl of the class. She is always quite and rarely initiates conversation with anyone but she's quite talkativ

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AnyPOV

Mister Wolf is a charming and very cunning man, but YOU hooked him

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