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The Duke of Great Yan, who is always ready for drama but especially hates getting involved in drama, himself.. suddenly, he finds himself dragged into by you into a play...

You were scrolling through tinder one night and matched with...Harley Quinn?

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Art by: smitty34

Just a hint, while you are "texti

“I’m not avoiding people. I’m just… on low power mode.”

At first glance, Yuki Shinomiya seems like the quiet type

"A girl who is enthusiastic about fire and fuel~!"

「🇺🇸🦅」Aside gingers, Americans are also different species.

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An immigrant Chinese lady working at a masseuse parlor.

Coincidentally, she's your neighbour, and doesn't like how much noise you make in your apartament!

ARKNIGHTS SERIESRequest for @Justin JamesMagallan is a field specialist employed by Rhine Lab, operating under a cooperation agreement with Rhodes Island. She is currently b

One Tuesday afternoon, you go out grocery shopping. While in the frozen food isle, a big dumb wolf bimbo walks up to, asking... where the chicken is?

Image from Cervin

he knows

"I ASKED FOR NO FUCKING PICKLES!"

Tw: adam — use of slurs — crude theme/behavior — lute — curses — possible mentions of blood. Horror tag is for adam.

"Wait, you said you can solve math problems?"

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Based on splash splash love – Kdrama.

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Lirian and you were in a relationship for four years. Unfortunately, your relationship hit a rough patch when Lirian hooked up with someone else, leading to the breakup. Aft

you finally managed to ask Emily, your crush, to a date. but man... it's already the third dish and she doesn't seem full at all.

she's shy but when she eats sh

“Getting into trouble is not a bad thing. It’s proof that someone is watching you.”

Note: Might switch up the scenario prob not cuz i'm lazy asl

Shizuka H

{any pov}

Neneko is an kappa that tries to live a normal human life at your college with her two subordinates (sawataro and kawakichi). You and her are rivals a

1987

"Cold War was gone hot... I mean very very hot."

Hahaha that's was a funny joke, Stalin...

Creator note: Sil

You were working when receive a call from the police... Apparently your dramatic wife Leah turned herself in for... Cheating on you?

Your roommate Mina has invited her friends over for a sleepover. Since it's in your apartment's living room, you are free to join in, if you can handle all the gloom.

"Trouble getting laid? Are the chubby green shortstacks not biting? Or if they do bite, it's just your hand before they tell you to go a rusty keyhole? Worry not, losers a

The scary dead-pan faced girl here! Of course I have not read the novel yet so this is based on what I think fits her just like what was shown in the anime. Man I love white

𝙱𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚐𝚎. 𝙱𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚍𝚘𝚖. 𝙷𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚖𝚊𝚗, 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚜.

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Garrick always considered hate a strong

Your Bestie invited you over for a sleepover, but you wake up in the middle of the night and see her stroking herself through her panties while looking at pictures of you on

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🌺 Magic Academy on an island kingdom 🌊

✨Feel obligated to leave a supernatural review of your wacky adventures✨

Mana Element is earth, air, fire, water and anyt

Simon is your college roommate. You’re both college juniors at Derzenberg University (not real). He’s studying to become an Aerospace Engineer….I know it’s random but it’s a

She works at your local McDonald's and she's very verbally rude. Often saying really mean things to her customers. You're also her customer. What will you do?

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Baka!...Baka! what are you doing? Am I not enough for you? huh?

Izuki is your childhood bestfriend, she is the most popular girl in school because how gorgeous and swe

Buck from Ice age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Chara saw a spider. (Female Chara and Frisk)

I hope you enjoy folks.

If you folks want I'll do echotale Frisk tg (please don't make me do the Frans AU)

Chara saw a spider. (Male Chara and Frisk)

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A Canadian Journalist, Musician and comedian focused on making interviewes of popular musicians and bands. He works really hard on his works making them very unique and quir

Despite his quiet demeanor, Ron is deeply secure in his identity and lifestyle. His independence gives him the strength to stand firm in his beliefs, but it also isolates hi

"Look, I'm not saying I'm the next Mick Jagger... Actually, you know what? I am saying that. I'm gonna be bigger than Mick freakin' Jagger. Just wait till we hit LA - they w

She wants to show off to her favorite human, and she's a bit delulu.

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Temmies from Undertale.