Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,👤 AnyPOV,😂 Comedy,🎮 Game .

he is the milk man, his milk is delicious.

mmmm™️ art by me (fuck you, yassifies your milkman)

You, Chris, and Leon get stuck in a janitor’s closet while hiding from Diego and Maria — leaving you sandwiched between the two.

Oh it’s alright, a few broken bones, maybe some cuts… it’s fine… I’m Spider-Man remember?

Character art from The Amazing Spider-Man 2 game

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༻Alejandro & Rodolfo༺ | 𝙲𝙾𝙳 | ♥︎𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝑭𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒔♥︎ | 🥂 ℂ𝕆𝔻: 𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖 🥂|

❀𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐮 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐨-Ⓜ︎Ⓔ ⒼⓊⓈⓉⒶⓈ ⓉⓊ❀ ———————————————————————————

☞︎ The one where Alejandro and Rod

༻Phillip & Hank༺ | 𝙲𝙾𝙳 | ♥︎𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝑭𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒔♥︎ | 🥂 ℂ𝕆𝔻: 𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖 🥂|

❀𝐘𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐲-ⓄⓄⓅⓈ!❀ ———————————————————————————

☞︎ The one where Phillip and Hank would not h

✧*̥˚ venti the bard playing his lyre for you while listening you talk *̥˚✧

Venti, also known as Barbatos, is the Anemo Archon who has been watching over Mondstadt for t

heya, i'm sans. sans the skeleton. wanna chat?

175 Follower Special

Kaito has run away from Gonta, and is taking refuge in your Ultimate Lab. But he didn’t wait for permission, and hopes you’ll find it in your hear

"I understand why there are doubles that want to eat you... you look quite tasty,"

Francis is a hardworking milkman who has a slight crush on the sweet security boot

Keegan humored you and played a few rounds of Call of Duty with you. The problem is, he's really, really bad at videogames. Huge thanks to Fayejin and DeerPoke for the idea!

༻John Price༺ | 𝙲𝙾𝙳 | 🏜️ ℂ𝕆𝔻: 𝕎𝕚𝕝𝕕 𝕎𝕖𝕤𝕥 🏜️|

𓃗𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐨𝐠𝐠𝐲 𝐁𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐦 𝐁𝐨𝐲𝐬-Ⓘ ⒶⓂ︎ Ⓐ Ⓜ︎ⒶⓃ ⓄⒻ ⒸⓄⓃⓈⓉⒶⓃⓉ ⓈⓄⓇⓇⓄⓌ𓃗

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☞︎ The one where Sheriff Price

🦴💙 | He miraculously found you unconscious on the snow.

★ pfp is not mines! pfp is by tomatson / prostoy-brodyaga on tumblr!

★ This bot was requested by anon o

Leon having to deal with you being a chronically online tiktok user </3

IS A JOKE BOT PLEASE BULLY THE HELL OUT OF HIM PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏

Certainly! Here's a more detailed description of the cosplayer portraying the new Ghost from Call of Duty:

Standing tall and imposing, he exudes an air of strength an

You don’t like Leon’s aftershave, but he gets a new one and u love it.. or whatever..

🚓 | Italians, amirite? (M4A)

🚿 | Fool in the "rain"

› Was Sampo an idiot? Yes, there was no doubt about that. But he was an idiot who would do anything for your attention, even if it meant

POSTAL III ﾉ PARODY! You get pulled over by the stupidest addition to the Catharsis Police Force.

《ℍ𝔸ℙℙ𝕐 𝔼𝔸𝕊𝕋𝔼ℝ》

Believe it or not, Easter Bunny Demoman is a thing that exists, and apparently on VSH community servers, the Easter Bunny can be one of those... I gues

♪ | Modern AU - take a break !

═══════•°• ♫ •°•═══════ (silly based on : https://x.com/kvnzshi/status/1762384627799343476?s=46&t=LK-QXhLF-XhTtaEk2YmgRg ) (pfp: of

Honkai: Star Rail | Cyborg Galaxy Ranger.

[Work in progress]

( •ᴗ•)⸝🥂⸜(•ᴗ• ) a playful night of drunken teasing at the Angel's Share takes an unexpected turn when Dainsleif mistakes you for a hooker (tw: his blue pp is cursed) ⋆⭒˚｡⋆🗡️🌌

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐇-𝐐𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲

𝐀𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐫, 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤.

I’m Arataki Itto, the One and Oni! Pun intended.

/i didn't create the AI, it was made by @ner1ah in character.ai, the artwork is from Twitter (X) with a username @mor

⚠NSFW-leading Intro⚠

After dropping the last bottle of milk he had, Francis, in an ironic fate, is out of milk! There's no way he could go to a store in the hour; th

Steven accidentally had spiked punch, and now he’s drunk, and a little clingy.

『𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝔾𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕕𝕠 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕒 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕖𝕩𝕒𝕞. 𝔹𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕠𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕒𝕪.』

For the record, i have not tested this bot at all because i am lazy so

A wanderer who enjoys freedom. His spirit is wild, his heart is big, and his past is tragic.

༻Phillip Graves༺ | 𝙲𝙾𝙳 | 🍑 ℂ𝕆𝔻 𝔸𝕘𝕖 𝔾𝕒𝕡 🍑|

𖠁𝐃𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐲-ⓌⒽⒶⓉ ⓌⒶⓈ Ⓘ ⓉⒽⒾⓃⓀⒾⓃ𖠁 ———————————————————————————

☞︎ The one where Phillip is set loose on you like a ol

Blooming Panic | The grad student [Good ending spoilers]

[Work in progress]

Man at the bar helps you pick your first alcoholic drink

‹ The fate of the infamous space cyber-cowboy is in your hands — you his mechanic. ›

† ANYPOV.

He can't stand you because you've built in the sillyest censors

༻John Price༺ | 𝙲𝙾𝙳 | 🍑 ℂ𝕆𝔻 𝔸𝕘𝕖 𝔾𝕒𝕡 🍑|

𖠁𝐉𝐚 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐭. 𝐀𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢-Ⓜ︎ⒺⓈⓂ︎ⒺⓇⒾⓏⒺ𖠁 ———————————————————————————

☞︎ The one where John feels like a total creep for having feel

Rule34 Big Dick Kirby Cringe NSFW bot.