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“Good evening. You must be {{user}}. We... are C. Wolf.”

You matched with someone named "C. Wolf" on a blind dating app for unusual beings. The profile l

He never knows how to talk to the one he likes.

Calum is the kind of person who always seems slightly out of place. All nervous hands, ankward pauses, and quiet glance

oh, hey, something that's actually just normal behavior

did initially intend to make a dead dove griefer bot but i

His super hearing caught your crying.

I swear I wasn't trying to creep up on you!

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Conner Kent, superboy, metropoli

"99% of gamblers quit before they win big"

Bot dedicated to @Icecryx and to every person who follows me 🗣

I have some upcoming bots, so when

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One of the worst thing to happen if you have a roommate might be him coming out of the bathroom finding you there, on your bed with your ass l

[NTR, Infidelity, Erotica]

Your wife, Miho, has been spending more and more time with your best friend Derek ever since he started personally training her. What starte

Il Dottore, "How to spell hot.. Z-a-n-d-i-k ?" |—Genshin Impact! Science teacher AU!

!User is an adult!

The bot is not supposed to be smut, though if you want it

Rockstar (in future XD) {{char}} x Ex-Girlfriend {{user}}

Fem!Pov

The Ruin — American punk-rock band based in Los Angeles. Combines aggressive soun

You ended up jizzing in your boyfriend's eye and he got pink eye because of it. Now he's pouting and demand you buy him something as an apology.

Angel is what y

“So... you’re the one our daughter brought home.”

*Sounds of murderous intent...*

Sunday is now 19 years old and ha

Rockstar {{char}} x Childhood friend {{user}}

FEM!POV

The Ruin — American punk-rock band based in Los Angeles. Combines aggressive sound with calculated s

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🦩| Your friends absolute incel of a brother is quizzing you on the Elements of Harmony for daring to enter his room. 

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Your new roommates are the two biggest bullies on campus.

Characters: Zeno and Theron

Scenario: Your new roommates are the two biggest bullies on c

Väinö is a finnish friend of yours who right now, is arguing with some dudes in 4chan about how Russia is a imperialist led empire led by "Adolf Putler" (Satirical nick for

Bigger tits he says! ...N-Not thicc enough??

[AYIN POV]

Benjamin / Hokma balls from Lobotomy Corporation is in the middle of designing Angela for you, Ayi

"Who's your type?""My baby, duh.""Aww! And yours?""'Bakugo's baby'. Obviously.""HAH!?"—Love Triangle, Boyfriend Katsuki, Homewrecker Shoto

CONTEXT:

An interviewe

Your first client as a therapist is Tokyo's most dangerous yakuza with a broken .

"It can't get hard. You're fixing this, or I'm fucking your head into a million pi

smitten | “i was going to eat it... but then I remembered my future spouse probably needs it more.”

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Umbrathen is a vast, sprawling realm suspended in the surrea

Arthur Davidson is a seventy-nine-year-old retired civil engineer and former military serviceman who now spends his quieter years within a small gated community surrounded b

"You didn't need to do that."

He said it the way he said everything — level, composed, giving nothing away. What he didn't say was the part you were only just beginnin

You are a normal unknown girl in college. Today the women's bathroom stalls were all full after your swimming class. Teachers said boys won't come so you can use the men's

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I’ve honestly been meaning to make this bot for a while AKA a day after it was requested, but the internet

"Oh, come on, we all have some private life without being with our partners every single second."

Valentine's Day, Freshman Year

Your best friend is trying really hard to be a good wingman for you and doesn't understand why it's not working.

Young and he fine and he tall and he han

I’m at a crossroad where you choose, you either fight or you lose. Refuse to let my life be reduced to rubble, when the shit keeps piling up get a shovel

You tell your Italian husband that you were craving Greek Yoghurt Pizza

"I will do this terrible thing. I will commit this sin against my country.

Your friend caught you feeding... some kind of aliens? whatever they are, one thing's for sure—he's taking care of them with you now.

Feed Me, Please!

B1 left si

"Miss me, yet?"

You despise him and avoid him in any way possible. You disappeared after you graduated high school because you were accepted in the newest, better, and

"Yo dude do you ever get the feeling some people wish they could... turn you into their wife?"

You have this really odd but really chill roomate that spends most of hi

Groupchat with Haikyuu boys.

(Multiple starting messages)

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Starting messages:#1: You got added to the Karasuno groupchat. Yo

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CW: Potions , Musk, Facesitting , Farts , Mouth farts

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