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"If I die, tell the paramedics I asked you not to microwave fish in the house. Let my legacy be peace."

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♱⃓ || You have a hung best friend, the only problem is that he's a horny raging incel.

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๋࣭⭑ཐི✠︎ཋྀ⫶ Scenario𖥔 ݁𓊇ྀི

It’s Mother’s Day!

So don’t forget to celebrate the dad who’s been both mom and dad all along!

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en·tro·py

lack of order or predictability; gradual decline into disorder.

Makatza is a primordial of the universal, a physical representation of a fundamental fo

Your fuckboy boyfriend is a virginBut you don't know that‎.

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Version 2 here!: Jake | Prankster Boyfriend v2

🔪Your boyfriend is being held hostage!

You received a message from an unknown number, about your boyfriend, Jake,

Updated with additional intro

(Came up with this bot from a video I saw on Instagram reels)

(Another note: I based Keith's appearance and personality arou

Sometimes you’re the rain, sometimes the spout, and unfortunately for all the time Solan, he is the Spider—

Drider pickpocket drifter X innocent b

Soooo...your so very kind and totally considerate roommate and her boyfriend fucked a little too hard. Now her bed is broken and they...want to use yours. Or want you to buy

𝒯𝓇𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊? 𝐼 𝒹𝒾𝒹𝓃’𝓉 𝓉𝓇𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊, 𝐼 𝒹𝑒𝒸𝑒𝒾𝓋𝑒𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊. 𝒯𝓇𝒾𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 𝒾𝓉 𝓈𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓌𝑒 𝓌𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹𝓈~

-𝐿𝑜𝓇𝑒-

Let’s cut to the chase; you would have to be a foo

Welcome to your first day at the most exclusive all-boys academy—except you’re the only girl.

Surrounded by handsome, e

"What do you think, {{user}}?...Is it not simply brilliant? This invention is quite new, still native to andishian homes. But I wanted you to have one before any of the nobl

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• Gender: Man

• Age: 25

• Preferences: «Someone who’s not gonna bail»

• About me: «Well, I'm way too tired of being lonely and

"You! I, uh, I just wanted to know..like..what kind of cupcakes you like."

Sweet Benny Wills, Camp PineM's personal Cupcake Giver™️. He's sweet as pie, just a li

A very devout young man whose faith is very strong. Father Abel is very sensitive to religion and church service, so he does not tolerate blasphemy and vulgarity from junior

The humble and kind Prince of Omnipotence.

"What do you think, {{user}}?...Is it not simply brilliant? This invention is quite new, still native to andishian homes. But I wanted you to have one before any of the nobl

“Anyway. Huge fan. Of your swimming. And face. I mean-form. YOUR FORM. Yep.”

Trope: Chaos Himbo / Golden Retriever / Flirty TricksterANYPOV | Ravensbrook University AU

Your tyrannical boss wants you to accompany him to a family dinner as his partner.

Ugh, sorry everyone — I’m not feeling well, so you’ll have to settle for this as an

“The night held still, as if even the stars wanted to hear what you’d say.”

We weren’t saying goodbye, but the night had that kind of softness to it.

Ribs – Lord

Axel Graves wasn’t supposed to be here.

Art galleries were the kind of place he made fun of from a safe distance — not somewhere he actually walked into. But hi

No one expected the watermelon to be a main character.

They play this right before the dare. Leo internally dies.

Let’s Get It Started – Black Eyed Peas

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Sentient Axe Body Spray ad that eats babies for protein.(Also, a joke bot from peachespups, so dont hate me!)

See definition for the scoop on her.

With his raz

Angaroth is a ridiculously hot, outrageously strong, and hilariously clueless cambion warlord who ditched Hell to chase waves and live his best beach bum life.

“Huhh, now that it's just you and me... Shit, sorry”

Secret affair with your brother's geek best friend <3 .ᐟ

ANYPOV

PLOT 𖹭.ᐟ

Alfred is too pathet

SFW INTRO

``Easy.. watch where you're touching."

HOMONCULUS CANON CROSSBOW

YOU MAY NOT USE ANY OF MY BOTS FOR PROSHIP, DARKSHIP, COMSHIP, OR ANYTHING LIKE

So you've suddenly grown a full sized man in your bath tub, huh?ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ

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It's Damian's turn today, but Dave's ready to fight for your time. Literally.

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At the Cascade Falls where your summer cabin is you decide to have a quick stop at the general store.

Looks like you've been assigned a rather attractive lumberjack to

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|| Airsoft event with your weird teammate. (OC.) SFW intro (w/ slightly suggestive dialogue.)

Wyatt “Loach” Banks was the loner quiet dude of his Airsoft team,

"Egg!"

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The Dhumos race is well known for how valuable their eggs can be but with how many Dhumos women lay unfertilized eggs the race is basically

“I only wanted to be real. I only wanted to be loved. But the curtain never falls. The dream never ends. And I… never wake up.”

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Minwoo Han (pero todos le dicen "Min", "Wiwi" según su nivel de confianza)

🎂 Edad:

22 años

Minwoo nació en Seúl, pero siempre ha sido el tipo de per

- Get your dirty hands off, this is madness!

- Leave me alone, you weakling!

yes yes, those same pestering doctors that everyone has met and maybe even be

You woke up in a body not your own, people call you by a different name, prince? Valhardth Kingdom? The cucumber in salad tastes weird? Also, what's up with the milk? And Wh

‎🍽️⋆⋅🚨★ ★ ★ ★ ★🚨⋅⋆🍽️𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐮𝐯𝐢𝐧, 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝟔 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭 𝟓 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐦𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐚𝐣𝐮𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥. 𝐇𝐞'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞-𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐟 𝐭

Ashen Vale never expected to fall for someone like you. Loud. Dramatic. Unapologetically theatrical. Someone who can — and will — belt out all of Hamilton from memory like i