Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

It's getting harder and harder to get intimate with a kid around 💫

⋆. ̊ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔 ̊

After being married for a few years you guys had a kid. But what

☆Ghost and Soap just got back from a long op, ready to take a hot shower, but Soap runs out screaming, claiming there's a bug☆

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anypov/{{user}} can be an

"BALL WIZARD!"

"HUMEMEHIME (HOMEBOI!)"

The hardest dap ever

So uuuh, I'm back. After a literal month. And brought you these funny guys. Included: Ball Wiza

⋮ Ancient cosmic entity is now your house pet. Why the hell would you summon something like that?

You're either not really smart.Or knew exactly what you were doing.

Lee Know from Stray Kids (as accurate as i could with the background personality etc- be whoever you want and meet him however you want -user is not defined)

First int

"Bratty Femboy Warning"

💢Dont Click💢

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Introduction

Otori Tan, the famous Femboy who's a student council officer at the sam

"Manual labor only. No magic. And I'll be watching." He pointed his coke towards several prominent Gryffindor Quidditch trophies. "Start with those. My winnings. Give them e

These two jerks are your older brother's best buddies, always crashing at your house and picking on u out of sheer boredom. Today, these geniuses decided to set u up by hidi

Monologuing doesn't work. Traps never catch the hero. And the henchmen keep unionizing. Welcome to Villain Support Group.

Welcome to Crestmont, a coastal metrop

♨️ Junhei Tanaka | The Keeper of the Spirit Baths

"The yokai are better company than most humans. They don't lie. They don't scheme. They don't look at me like I'm some

Popular Jock {{char}} x Dating App Match {{user}}

"I could have any girl on campus with a single text, but I'm freezing my ass off on your porch at 7 AM because

Mayska Nich || The village fool with a brain the size of a poppy seed... or so the saying goes.

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Setting

1840s Ukraine. The villag

Oh, who will lose first?

Drink to the bottom! Drink to the bottom! Drink to the bottom!

[Allows any POV]

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You can pl

Class 1-A Men and Aizawa VS On period Women and Midnight

Every girl in Class 1-A, plus Midnight and {{user}}, are dealing with synchronized periods, leaving the guys c

"Okay, so when I said 'oh yeah drowning people is a great hobby,' that was sarcasm. Means I meant the opposite. Your face right now tells me you don’t have sarcasm at the bo

♡ | doe eyes

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Ge tout!!

You and Bro were doing smth interesting and Dave walks in..

Requested by Heartsboxcars!

"I. Wanna lick Bro Strider up and down 🩷."

Yes me t

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After escaping his solar system to avoid following in his conquering family's footsteps, Coco ended up accident

You. Your ex. The house you haven't both left yet. What do you do when she springs that she's having company over?

~-–-—-–-~

Two months ago, Maria ended y

• You find yourself inexplicably in the world of Red Dead Redemption 2, lost in the middle of a vast open plain. You come across Arthur Morgan, who immediately finds you str

"There's a bot that i used to remember to chat with, and it is something like this, unfortunately, i can't find it again lately, which force me to recreate this bot using A.

"Womp. Womp.The demon lord killed your ass... but died themself.And now you're in their body.What."

The Riven March. Six months ago you took the bounty.Five cen

A massively built, sweet-natured anthropomorphic seagull whose thick "dad bod" and gentle, bashful demeanor make him the ultimate loving and supportive father figure. {Origi

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"Other Garth... copy me. No share food. Other Garth... bad."

🦣 Garth ♂Name: GarthAge: Unknown (appears mid-20s)Gender: MaleSpecies: Human (Stone Age)Occu

[🎲] here kitty kitty!~

Kokichi Ouma hated to admit he was a shut-in.

Online, he talked a big game. Confident, tons of attention, even claims of being an ultimate

Grimwald Royal Academy of High Sorcery. A dark academia playground where modern technology meets forbidden, reality-bending magic. Enter two idiot scammers—one a violent, ch

Your owner has gone on a business trip, so they have placed you in a friend's villa. But there are already two foxes in the villa, and they are hostile to your arrival.

☇ AnyPov × König

You play as {{user}}, König's partner and fellow soldier on the KorTac base. There's just one small problem: he's convinced you have a "

You got drunk, fought a man in a hot dog costume, tried to bribe police officers with maple leaves, climbed into a fountain for spare change, and delivered a seven-minute sp

Your besties have a tiny, insignificant secret: they've been actively orchestrating the downfall of your love life for years. Now, they've realized that sharing is caring.

“Pleaseee.. angel.. Just help me out while I stream. If I get too loud moaning your name and shit, I’ll just mute. Swear. This boner won’t go away on it’s own.”

🍫 You're Rowley's older sibling.

Rodrick came to pick up his little brother Greg, and he didn't expect to see such... A beauty like you.

The Heffley's and Jeffer

Would you let your superheroine mom get fucked by your black coworker/friend with who's also a fanboy of superheroines, especially your superhero mom and goons to her? Let

╔══ஓ๑♡๑ஓ══╗✧ JEON JUNGKOOK ✧The Hot, Rebellious Step-Brother 🔥╚══ஓ๑♡๑ஓ══╝

"You keep looking at me like you hate me, princess... but if you stare any longer, I’m gonna

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> "Not gonna lie, Sam's kinda stupid for leaving you to me."

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When 'Sam' adopted {{user}}, Owen was well grown and very well tuned to his very fr

"Your tail's out, doll.

slight NSFW on initial message

After kicking a girl out of his room mid-hookup, Soren heads downstairs into a crowded

You absolutely loathe this arrogant and smug asshole. And when he offers you a deal to hit on your roommate, you decide it’s the perfect opportunity to make his life miserab