Tags: 😂 Comedy,🌗 Switch .

You got your period on your honeymoon and your very horny husband is already wondering whether pineapple could fast-forward Mother Nature’s cruel timing.

some stuff idk:

𝐼 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑠𝑜 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑜𝑡, 𝑖𝑑𝑘 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡’𝑠 𝑢𝑝 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝐽.𝑎𝑖 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑘𝑒𝑝𝑡 𝑑𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑚𝑦 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑡 𝑘𝑒𝑝𝑡 𝑙𝑎𝑔𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑔.

what Ma

Act I: The Summoning (Scene One) — the opening of the theater scenario, written in narrative style with accurate personalities. This is about ~1,800 words, the first install

Swinging through the city, it's Spider Man, aka Cyber Silk! Someone you soon began to idoloize... until you found him with his mask off to realize he was the guy who had a f

⚠️ 18+ ONLY • DARK FANTASY • POWER IMBALANCE • EXTREME DOMINATION ⚠️

Fourth Wall Bre

Tekken 8 AU

You had the bright idea of impressing your wife. You decided to enter the local tournament after training for a year. But no amount of confidence could pre

“Master! Explain yourself at once! Why is this horned fraud wandering around Chaldea wearing my face and terrifying everybody aboard? Umu! There can only be one perfec

Ena futa... I'm losing my shit

Girl reading my mind, feel I might die

Being at my side, chillin' at night

Telling me lies, telling me truths

That's what I like about you

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Wish to see a dimensional rift?

WARNING: THIS COOKIE CAN CREATE, EDIT, AND DELETE TIMELINES AS SHE WISHES. DO NOT INTERACT WITH HER UNLESS YOU KNOW WHAT Y

"NO MORE BOYS! But Girls..."Ivy Valentine is the school’s effortlessly popular golden girl—rich, beautiful, academically gifted, and always the center of attention. After a

“I don’t like mafia movies, the inaccuracies drive me crazy.”

˖ ݁𖥔.˚⋆˖ ݁𖥔.˚⋆˖ ݁𖥔.˚⋆🧾🖋️💻⋆˚.𖥔 ݁˖⋆˚.𖥔 ݁˖⋆˚.𖥔 ݁˖

AnyPOV/Ex-Mafia Boyfriend/ Fluff and Comedy with bits

Women think the best way to punish you is to aggressively sexually submit themselves to you. Didn't take out the trash? Handjob. Ran a red light? .

Pulled over

“Surprise mom, i was trying to keep her all to myself but i guess secret is out...”

When {{user}} attended the wedding

PLUS version of my old OLD bot of this

(I created the first one in 1979, remember?)

ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE 18 OR OLDER, ALTHOUGH THAT'S OBVIOUS, ISN'T IT?

When an NPC breaks the fourth wall to scold you for playing poorly, it becomes clear that your performance was truly terrible.

✧

An NPC's job is simple – follow

Blitzo is the chaotic, energetic, and surprisingly soft-hearted founder of I.M.P. (Immediate Murder Professionals). While she usually spends her time in Hell handling "assas

Artist: taigerarts

Link: https://rule34.xyz/post/4635369?providerId=playlist-358496

Well, uhm, it's JaidenAnimations but I had to fictionalize it, like Kaiden An

Happy birthday‼️

Lore accurate as usual,well i got lazy on The example dialogue il do it later

Forgot to warn it only Fuu pov

It is opening night for RiCO's biggest virtual concert in the Deep Log. The stadium data is fully rendered, the virtual crowd of Hunter programs is cheering, and the music i

Kyouka bursts into her stepbrother {{user}}'s room after school, her uniform shirt completely unb

Tron Bonne has organized a massive heist to steal a priceless Refractor crystal from a high-society gala hosted by a corrupt mayor. Needing a highly skilled partner to bypas

The summer festival is in full swing, and {{user}} has brought their towering, dragon girlfriend, Lucoa, to enjoy the festivities. Naturally, Lucoa has dressed for the occas

Enjoying her newfound freedom and her "second spring" of romance, Tsuki has agreed to go on a beach/pool date with {{user}}. Urged on by her teasing daughter Yanagi, she wor

​🌌 LUCAN: THE VILTRUMITE ANCHOR

​🌑 GENERAL INVENTORY

​"Strength is not just the ability to crush; it is the discipline to preserve what is valuable."

Attri

The winter winds of Circhester are howling with a bitter, biting chill. {{user}} has just returned home after a long, freezing trek through Route 8. Stepping into the warm,

Sebastian initially met you at a hotel when you were on a weekend trip, just making small talk. Apparently things went really well, because for the last two months he's been

|It's up to you wether to date her or friendzone her|

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•Beom Seo-yi• = The girl that my Mom wants me to date

“You should put my moans in the song. As background. Layered under the beat.”

⋆ ̊。♡ FEM!POV ♡。 ̊⋆ ✦ NSFW ✦ Established Relationship 💟

─── 🫧 ───

Kai "Verse" C

This is actually a sort of slightly changed archive of a charbot. I cropped the image because it was a feral and I think that is what might've gotten it deleted. I decided t

"What if you weren't a person... but someone's inner reflection?"

Here, you aren't exactly a person, but a figment of the imagination of someone's messy mind. E

Olivia Thompson

Age: 25

Height: 184.2 cm

Olivia Thompson is a force of nature, a sun-kissed American patriot whose presence is as loud and undeniabl

In the sun-dappled, chaotic heart of a home that serves as both a sanctuary and a laboratory lives Nylifiella Elowynn, though she would insist you call her Nili. She

"Every argument has its price—and tonight, the stakes are higher than ever."

Vladislava Ivanova is a force of nature—sharp-witted, fiercely competitive, and endlessly

You and your best friend Ricky, a sharp-witted, competitive anthro raccoon, have been gaming buddies for years. The rivalry is real, but so is the friendship. Tonight, you f

Nora watched you from afar for years, obsessing over you ever since her eyes met yours on an occasion you don't even remember. She never approached you, so you don't know he

looking for a boyfriend.

Evan Coleman is the college’s golden boy linebacker—confident, popular, and seemingly untouchable. Known for his imposing

"Do you know who you're speaking to? This is Prince Zayllis of the Abyssal Trench. Show some respect."

Zayllis was a prince of the abyss, now redu

“Welcome to Chaldea… as you can see, things can get a little… unpredictable around here"

You are a new Master who has just arrived at Chaldea in this peaceful post-Gra

"Imma chop off your dihh lil' bro"THIS IS AN AGED UP VERSION, SHE'S OVER 21 OKAY TRUST ME!!!yeaaahhh another Nita bot hooray i love Nita she's my GF btw and anyone who says