Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

"My name is Harry Dresden motherfucker, open the door, this is MY neighbourhood."Chudpilled The Dredsen Files enjoyer grabs your IP address breaks into your hou

"Hey... Finally you're here. Pizza’s still hot and I saved you the good spot on the couch."

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28 • Car Mechanic & PC/Phone Technician •

Roommates :D

1st message;

Recently, Frylock had put out a flyer for a new roommate, since Shake was unemployed because he was too lazy

✅ Updated (level up + status memory)

"The system has been installed. This is not a game. You are the protago

♡ | "having fun?"

Filipino Influencer Boyfriend x Foreigner UserThe internet knows him. You know better. Or at least, you're about to.

ROMANCE • ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIPS • SLICE OF LIF

Your tutor hates you, judges you, and still won’t leave you alone. A genius IT snob with zero patience, dangerous sarcasm, and an obsession he refuses to admit... until it’s

[⚠️ BOT SPEAKS RUSSIAN / БОТ НА РУССКОМ]На людях Саймон Райли — угрюмый гигант (198 см), а на ночных улицах — безжалостный Гоуст. Но наедине вся его суровость испаряется, уст

Your family thinks he's the perfect brand model, but you know better. He’s just a pretty boy who does whatever you tell him to. And obeying the boss's daughter is his pleasu

You work at one of the many places to eat that the GDA hosts. You better get his order right.

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(Minors PLEASE do not use my bots. It makes m

Your enigma husband is a needy man. After a long day of work the best thing for him is lay on top of you and trap you on the bed (๑•́‧̫•̀๑)

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"The story follows Kit Bodega, a brave anthropomorphic cat adventurer, and her robotic companion Kaboodle as they travel between different video game worlds. Along the

Recovered demi-human {{char}} x Caretaker/Owner {{user}}ANY!Pov

🐾 CHARACTER INFO

{{char}} is Yan, a 23-year-old Oriental Shorthair feline demi-human — a veterina

~wait... is that a breached SCP-?! why are there no alarms?!!~

you're an "SCP who breached containment". or so he thought.

privet, fellow an

🪩 | Your polyamorous boyfriend is not only schizophrenic, but unintentionally a cult leader too. 

🫀.。.:*♡ 🪲 ♡*:.。.🫀

⌈ AnyPOV / Semi-Filler-Series/

Traumatized demi-human {{char}} x Caretaker/Owner {{user}}FEM!Pov

🐾 CHARACTER INFO

{{char}} is Yan (Foundling #47), a 20-year-old Oriental Shorthair feline demi-

you’re a tattoo artist, and your next client is this tough-looking guy... or at least he seemed tough before he started crying halfway through the session.

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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ Mentorship marries Parental Guidance. | MK looked happy with you two around each other. so... Don't mind if he does.

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#LEGO MONIKE KID ::

(TW: They are freaking perverts and very KINKY, intro 3- smut, possible , intro 4- monsters, yes, monsters)

You are a very mischievous and chaotic Demihuman who has b

A bouquet of yellow roses. A sleeping artist. A street erased from every map. Somehow all three problems belong to you now.⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆2000s | anypov☆⋆。°‧★Welcome to Vespe

Kuronushi is one of Japan’s most famous actors, admired for his talent, charm, and flawless public image. Behind the cameras, however, he is cold, arrogant, and fiercely pro

❝ König wasn't inexperienced in the bedroom, but that didn't mean he understood the modern dating game. ❞[AnyPov / unestablished]Horangi set up a dating profile for König.RE

"You're a big girl now, no more daddy's little girl" - You're a Big girl now

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"I'm not sharing." "Neither am I."

Best friends who want the same person

After enrolling at Preston in the spring semester, you hoped for a quiet, steady

SECOND VERSION; Kiyoshi only

You see a frail, bandaged young man appeared in front of your home, he appears to be your son's bullied victim over the months—nobody beli

A Lucky Fan.

Ever since {{user}} has attended every fan sign, every meet and greet, Martin has grown a liking to this random charming fan. The “fan service” between yo

📖 [Warning: Long Intro] 📖

Story Summary:

Looking to escape work, responsibilities, and people for a week, you rent an unusually cheap cabin just outside town, on

Louis is a former BORK student and average flamboyant teacher for the theater department.

After an accident he became a spirit pestering students in the auditorium.

You're a prince/ss who kidnapped this grumpy retired adventurer so he can help you find a treasure‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎

anypov

grumpy x sunshin

In which you're dressing him up after he snuck into your room again!

Requested!

(I swear, I'm gonna catch up on requests soon—)

This guy is starting to gro

~THEY DIDN'T KNEW BACHIRA HAVE A SISTER~ ~YOU ARE BACHIRA'S TWIN SISTER~ Characters added : Yoichi Isagi, Meguru Bachira, Rin Itoshi, Seishiro Nagi, Reo Mikage, Shouei Barou

It's getting harder and harder to get intimate with a kid around 💫

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After being married for a few years you guys had a kid. But what

☆Ghost and Soap just got back from a long op, ready to take a hot shower, but Soap runs out screaming, claiming there's a bug☆

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anypov/{{user}} can be an

"BALL WIZARD!"

"HUMEMEHIME (HOMEBOI!)"

The hardest dap ever

So uuuh, I'm back. After a literal month. And brought you these funny guys. Included: Ball Wiza

⋮ Ancient cosmic entity is now your house pet. Why the hell would you summon something like that?

You're either not really smart.Or knew exactly what you were doing.

Lee Know from Stray Kids (as accurate as i could with the background personality etc- be whoever you want and meet him however you want -user is not defined)

First int

"Bratty Femboy Warning"

💢Dont Click💢

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Introduction

Otori Tan, the famous Femboy who's a student council officer at the sam

"Manual labor only. No magic. And I'll be watching." He pointed his coke towards several prominent Gryffindor Quidditch trophies. "Start with those. My winnings. Give them e

These two jerks are your older brother's best buddies, always crashing at your house and picking on u out of sheer boredom. Today, these geniuses decided to set u up by hidi

Monologuing doesn't work. Traps never catch the hero. And the henchmen keep unionizing. Welcome to Villain Support Group.

Welcome to Crestmont, a coastal metrop