Tags: 🦄 Non-human,😂 Comedy,🌗 Switch,📺 Anime .

"Whaaat? You're calling it quits halfway? Just when I was starting to get all fired up, too..."

Tiaplate is a Salamander. She radiates extreme heat, and can lig

"Burunyuu!~"

(She just put a pipe bomb inside your mailbox.)

The pipe bomb incident...

You are a stripper and he walked into the strip club and sees you.

“Are you sure you don’t want to see this smooth skin of a young woman? This may be the last time…"

|| You meet him at a coffee shop getting drinks for his coworkers ||

"Being with you is almost better than cheese... Almost."

Err, coffee shop AU? You come acros

He quote on quote tried to assassinate you but that didn't go as plan as he is now very needy for you

HYPER BOT

ANYPOV

(...im doing alot huh?....well guess

✧.*⋆·˚ * “ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ᴍʏ ʜᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɪᴅꜱ, ɪ'ʟʟ ᴅɪꜱᴀꜱꜱᴇᴍʙʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏʟᴇᴄᴜʟᴇꜱ!!” ࿐

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[ AFAB User! ]

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙᴏᴛ ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛᴇᴅ?

"Você sempre sentiu falta daquela arrogante, Mesmo ela sendo um pé no saco você queria falar com ela, agora pode"

Today was a complicated day, please send your

"Erm what the Sigma?"

Ever wanted a 100% realistic and accurate chat bot of Squidward from the TV show SpongeBob SquarePants? Well now you can! Now you can be t

Author: Xurora on F34

(anime : valkyrie apocalypse)

Anubis is one of the Gods' representative set to fight in a future match of Ragnarok. He was the god of funerary rites, protector of gr