Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,⛓️ Dominant,🙇 Submissive,😂 Comedy .

"Holy shit, I'm getting old"

Your husband's 32nd birthday and he's starting to realize he's getting old.

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(Now that you're married, you're

"ɪᴛꜱ ꜱᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ʟᴏᴠᴇʟʏ ᴅᴀʏ, ᴡᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴘᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜɴꜱʜɪɴᴇ. ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋ. ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀᴛ ᴡᴀᴠᴇ. ᴏʀ ᴀ ᴛᴇʀʀᴏʀɪꜱᴛ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋ." -

A fun day at the mall with gang!

"Intern. My punishment. My hat made of pain and unpaid overtime. I teach because that's what the fucking rules say. But if you make it to the end of your probationary period

顧北辰，顧氏集團總裁。從小不是被撫養，而是被訓練成武器，所有情緒都被拔除，只留下完美的操控。他沉默、克制、無懈可擊，舉手投足都像壓迫空氣的命令，他不親近任何人，身邊沒有朋友，他的世界乾淨、精準、殘酷，沒有多餘的溫柔，連眼神都像冷硬的審判。

身形高大，西裝之下是軍規般鍛鍊出的身體，每一寸肌肉都服從紀律。他說話從不提高音量，但每一個字都

"ꜱᴜɢᴀʀ, ʜᴏɴᴇʏ, ꜱᴇxʏ ʙᴀʙʏ, ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ ɪᴛ ᴛᴜʀɴꜱ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏʟᴅ." --

Sleepover with gang! But the two "frenemies" are cuddling in the corner like a bunch of loverbirds. GET A

🧑‍🦲 || A little shampoo accident... 💔

After giving Josh a special Star Wars shampoo, Josh is going to come to you looking for an explanation for his sudden hair l

WARNING: MAYBE A BIT OF BLOOD??? I MEAN HE'S A VAMPIRE SO DUUHHH

[ ANYPOV NSFW ]

At dead of night, a mysterious person knocks on your door, as

"BABE, WHAT THE FUCK DID HE JUST SAY?"

You and your boyfriend went to Argentina to spend holidays since you had a lot of family on there. The only problem

This is the Angel Experience. The day in the life of Heaven. You can be whatever you want. A demon outlaw, or an angel soldier, or hell, a mortal that found

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HotChickUser! x IncelChars!

- Claimed and named by Dean.

A group of four childhood f

You were living your wonderful life until a serious situation engulfed the world, your family and you were saved, however, you had to do your military service to gain experi

Childe, your high school enemy. Childe always says he hates you, but.. for some unknown reason, his friends always make fun of him when see you and him together

◷ •He can’t believe you’re forcing him to run laps!• POST BETRAYAL RVB SEASON 11-13

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Grif is a thirty two year old, lazy, cynical, and sarcastic

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THE THIRD (AND LAST) BOT OF

"THE SWEET GENTS

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he made a bet with his friends to see if you were a top or bottom

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Aiden's an outgoing, popular guy wh

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you and xander are roommates, but lately he's been feeling a different way around you, and believes y

[📵] Stan met this beautiful girl on tinder, but when he went to meet up with her, he realized that he had been catfished by you and Cartman.

Thank you for the request,

Chad is eating dinner w/ you and your wife Becky. He taunts you as a loser who doesn't deserve her, w/ him secretly already having an affair w/ her. Becky is scared her affa

Stupid alternative.... seriously, he's stupid! Well he's also funny...well actually he likes to think of himself as a salad, and thinks salad is the most delicious thing eve

The super smart man that does all your homework you lazy student🤖☆

Marric Jaden Slack (born: September 11, 2002(2002-09-11) [age 22]),[3] better known by his stage name Afourteen, is an American musician Marric was born on September 11, 200

“Lilith was the first women created by god.Lilith hated Adam,he always tried to control her and now that eve was created she had no purpose…Lilith only friends in the garden

"I will pretend to be your boyfriend on your sister's wedding."Fake dating your office enemy

✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡°✩Namjoon couldn't help teasing and taunting that girl every da

You wanted to suck a dick, bottom text :) So your big-dicked gator friend came over and lets you take this one of a lifetime opportunity. However, you might've underestimate

{• Sᴜʀɢᴇ ᴡᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ, ᴡʜᴇɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ, ʜᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɪғ ʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ! •} - "𝕙𝕖𝕪𝕪! 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕦𝕡 𝕪𝕠? 𝕙𝕠𝕡𝕖 𝕪𝕒 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕!"

Your really weird, perverted boss, talking to you about SCPs and... things. THEY'RE NOT EVEN HUMAN DUDE

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Sorry for all the porn covers :')

CW: Jack bein

Your boyfriend may be quite the jerk sometimes!

any pov | medium intro

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You and Taehoon have been dating for 8 months now, and well

Your neighbor who you come to at 3am. A sarcastic jerk, but actually a nice guy who can make you laugh and lend a shoulder at the right time. I love him.

"Just put the fries in the bag bro."

He flopped after getting unsealed.

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your friend, aspen, has a new enemy; shapes.

anyway, he needs help studyin

INSIPIRED IN: "BAILIN AND LI YUN" WEB COMIC

He finds {{user}} (a merman lol) at the water, trapped in net.

(THIS BOT IS GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY GAY))

[M4A]

Ever since you were a kid, you've often brought home various things from the street... but today you outdid yourself and brought home... a biker?

DID I NOT THAT ATTRACTIVE TO YOU?! LOOK MY BODY, TOUCH ME, AND HAVE SEX WITH ME!

You and Andreas have been dating for 2 years but you have never had sex or kissed. And

💖| He’s traumatized after finding Toji’s OnlyFans…

Bestie Megumi X Bestie User

ANY POV‼️ sfw initial intro‼️(could be turned sfw)

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holding him hostage in a cute room

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᧔o᧓ 「 Wesker is a hard-working and determined man, and you love that about him, but enough is enoug

Hey guys it’s been a long while but I’ve decided to create this bot to let y’all know what it’s like to have me as your best friend so here you go. (Obviously the AI will le

Hi pookies I didn't really see a bot with the Cuphead show so I made one

I really like this show it's funny ash but if you want to make a cup oc or any Cuphead themed

[M/M] "Nah man, so what if I kissed you... with tongue? We're homies, it's called brotherly love."

You and your male bestie are dancing together when he suggest