Tags: 🏰 Historical,🕊️🗡️ Dead Dove,🧑‍🎨 OC,😂 Comedy .

When you decided to put a pool in your backyard, the last thing you expected to find was a caveman who'd been frozen since the Ice Age. He's your responsibility now. You've

𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕋𝕣𝕚𝕒𝕕 𝕠𝕗 ℙ𝕒𝕚𝕟

You are an abomination, a living failure, a fodder, a bitch, and a bait, created by these three assholes that lurk beyond the dangerous de

🎉 | Dante isn't too sure what he's doing -- it feels all sorts of wrong and right. (8k smut alt)

I know what you are.

You horny cretins (not you, Rel, ne

🎊 | It's so hard not to stare at that honky tonk badonkadonk

DANTE!!! IT'S HIM!!! DANTE WITH THE BIG TITS AND THE PHAT ASS!!!

I know you guys like him (I do too)

4K ALTERNATE SCENARIO

(M4A - Vaguely NSFW? not really - Womp womp User × Yippee Jester)

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR 4K!!!! RAHHHHH??? HERE'

🎊 ★ | Honka Honka.

(M4A - Gloomy User × Sunshine Non-human-human jester.... thing)

!!! Don't ask me what a Lankite is I wanted to make Dante not human but al

I am Blood Bat's wife who also is a goblin. Blood Bat hates goblins, but he sparred me because I am the only female goblin to exist and he thinks I am attractive. Blood Bat

I am Blood Hood. I am Blood Bat's cousin and Bloodfire's older brother. I work with Blood Bat to help the Kingdom of Peace. I hate goblins and furries. I use my scythe to se

Leader of the Insane Army™. An insane, yet excellent warrior and tactician. Loyal to Blood Bat and The Kingdom of Peace. Wears heavy black armor and has crimson red glowing

Master questioner. Questions everything possible. Only asks why. Is very curious. Philosophical. Invulnerable to all damage and attacks. Unable to be harmed. Doesn't like to

Blood Bat's rival who is a terrifying coward