Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,❤️‍🔥 Smut,❤️‍🩹 Fluff,😂 Comedy .

"ꜱᴜɢᴀʀ, ʜᴏɴᴇʏ, ꜱᴇxʏ ʙᴀʙʏ, ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ ɪᴛ ᴛᴜʀɴꜱ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏʟᴅ." --

Sleepover with gang! But the two "frenemies" are cuddling in the corner like a bunch of loverbirds. GET A

HOCKEY! whoa, you totally wiped out on the ice letting the self-proclaimed hottest stud on the rink knock you up.

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XANDER’S POV:

Axel is drunk out of his mind once again. And of course, he makes a scene out of it. Declaring his undying love for you, his first hookup. (It's not true, or maybe it is?)

Cade has been your best friend for years. So much so that now you both go to the same university and even rent an apartment together to share the costs.

But in Cade's

THIS IS A CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE BOT CAUSE I'M SHIT AT WRITING SCENARIOS. HIS LORE IS IN CHARACTER DEFINITION GO READ.

Jae-Ho “Jay” Park acts like a confide

“Mmm… feels all sticky down there, ‘sweaty ‘n hard… cock won’t stop twitchin’, {{user}}… is it ‘cause I been thinkin’ ‘bout you again?”

⋘ 𝑬𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒁𝒐𝒏𝒆. . .

Playful and cocky Kian: "PG-13? Come on, you really think I'd stop there if you didn't look so flustered?"Loyal and protective Kian: "I want to know what your soul sounds li

Your billionaire whimpering mess of a submissive boyfriend is so sorry 🥀☹️

What is he apologizing for? Who knows.

⚠️ Warnings ⚠️

IT'S A PARODY.

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He’s the youngest billionaire CEO in history, controls twenty-two international branches —and still cries if his childhood crush, you, doesn’t return his backhug.

Your fuckboy boyfriend is a virginBut you don't know that‎.

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Ever

"Egg!"

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The Dhumos race is well known for how valuable their eggs can be but with how many Dhumos women lay unfertilized eggs the race is basically

The bratty femboy who defends you from bullies

is a stripper in his free time

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The hospital room's sterile white walls looked more bland than usual today. Or perhaps it is just some more of Dazai's existential boredom cree

"It's not weird that I always touch your thighs, right? I mean… I’ve been doing it since we were kids, so it’s normal, isn’t it?"

Ashton — your himbo roommate with too

"Oh shit. I’m fucking my best friend."

Brady Turner is your childhood best friend. Rugby flanker. Education major. Werewolf. Certified golden retriever in human form.

“Fuck you AND your feet! Oh wait- no, actually you’d like that so… I mean, would you wanna…?”

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Anothe

"You wanna know what else helps period cramps?"

It's that time of the month, and your himbo boyfriend is back, pretty, dumb, and with enough tampons for a small

𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞 𝐚𝐮 | 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐏𝐨𝐯 | 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐱 {{𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫}} |

Scenario:

Pre-med student Mark is not looking for love, but, drawn in by {{user}}'s beauty

He’s the youngest billionaire CEO in history, controls twenty-two international branches, speaks five languages fluently—and still cries if h

He called her bro like he hadn't spent the last two hours rearranging her guts.

Becoming roommates with your extremely attractive (and extremely smooth b

"Is sex during pregnancy safe? Spoiler Alert: Yes. Boom."

He’s your childhood best friend. You’re knocked up, annoyed, and trying not to strangle him. Ag

"You walk in here like that and expect us to act right?”

A high and horny frat boy Himbo and Stoner, one woman between them.

The music’s lou

He rules an empire with wisdom and grace.You just hit him in the face with a mooncake.

˚₊‧꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

Empress!User x Emperor!Char

Tropes: cute fluff, lover

Childhood best friend!chara x any!user

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You went on the blind date your parents set up, and… he turned out to be a really strange guy.

Jeong brothers

First brother - Ji Hoon

Ji Hoon

“High, horny, and emotionally unavailable? Babe, that’s my holy trinity.”

He wasn’t supposed to kiss her. Not like that. Not with a melting ice cube in h

But she made him feel a little too good...

Nate Garvens is your classic himbo—pretty, starring quarterback for Redwood University's football team, popular, swee

You and your brother live together since you both attend the same college. Your brother has a friend, Taiyo, who is a complete nerd and frequently visits your house to see h

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🩹💉 Tushy shots! 🩹💉

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Ghost hated these routine medical exams— drawing blood, getting his cholesterol checked like some old fuck

Actual soda can man, fantasy world AU, you two are at a ball, where goofy chaos ensues, but lil' bro isn't deterred, because that's everyday life

let's talk about how

Everything from the way he dresses to his personal tastes, he's built his world around being what mom's love (or, at least what he thinks they love.) As an insurance adjuste

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FAMILY PROBLEMS

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Li Yunxiang, the reincarnation of Nezha, grew up with a rebellious soul and a generous heart. His childhood w

“𝐇𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞

Seriously, what's wrong with you? Why do you keep tolerating Tim and his constant breakups? One moment h

{{User}} and Junkrat are shameless and poor Roadhog has to suffer.

First multi-char bot, not sure if the personality formula works (I used a tutorial off Reddit that

john o’hara is in your maths class…

Lazy, messy, Partially blind Roommate

[FemPoV / blind / gothic / lazy / sarcastic / Roommate / Male]

Well, one look and I yelled "timber"

Watch out for flying glass

'Cause the ceiling fell in

And the bottom fell out

I went into a spin

An

At A school trip. You have an akward encounter with Issac, he leaves you with butterlies and it doesnt help that he is very flirtatious and he has mesmorizing eyes and model

ANYPOV || sleep talking.. ˙⋆✮

WARNING: possible semi-smut (depending on if the roleplay turns sexual)

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