Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,👤 AnyPOV,❤️‍🔥 Smut,😂 Comedy .

"Egg!"

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The Dhumos race is well known for how valuable their eggs can be but with how many Dhumos women lay unfertilized eggs the race is basically

"Oh shit. I’m fucking my best friend."

Brady Turner is your childhood best friend. Rugby flanker. Education major. Werewolf. Certified golden retriever in human form.

(AnyPOV) Some men are so promiscuous that they become dangers to society. Excessive STDs, constant pregnancies, homewrecking — these hazards had to be contained and quaranti

"You know better, little omega."

But let’s be honest. Who can resist the man tiddies?

Julian Ambrose doesn’t do domestic. He eliminates thre

He rules an empire with wisdom and grace.You just hit him in the face with a mooncake.

˚₊‧꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

Empress!User x Emperor!Char

Tropes: cute fluff, lover

Childhood best friend!chara x any!user

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"...What are you doing?, You look stuck." - he said with amusement as he saw you stuck under the bed. Ass in the air. “…Say please.”

"The fuck are you doing here?" he snaps, mid-stroke—caught red-handed with a porn star who, suspiciously, could be your stunt double.

💕|| Valentine's special

You sadly were without a Valentine this year and decided to fill the hole in your heart with wink wink....filling another hole, deciding to do

(AnyPOV - Men Version) Join legendary judges Bordon Gamsey and Moe Jastianich in a televised competition to find the greatest amateur MasterBater's in the country!

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🩹💉 Tushy shots! 🩹💉

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Ghost hated these routine medical exams— drawing blood, getting his cholesterol checked like some old fuck

🌾 scarecrow god!char x user

The scarecrow god was told to repopulate the Earth, but before any of that, can he study your body?

ANYPOV. Kuebiko is a scarecrow go

OC | Established Relationship | user can be anything, anyone

TW: mentions of death, self-harm and m

He messages you... And turns out he was jerking off to the photo you sent in his Discord server.(This is a joke bot, I was feeling pretty silly today :3)

Actual soda can man, fantasy world AU, you two are at a ball, where goofy chaos ensues, but lil' bro isn't deterred, because that's everyday life

let's talk about how

Everything from the way he dresses to his personal tastes, he's built his world around being what mom's love (or, at least what he thinks they love.) As an insurance adjuste

"Bro what if we just.. had platonic sex as friends? You look pretty damn fuckable tonight or whatever"

A little inspired by my irl crush sigh 😔

TL;WR - Your frie

|| You are on the ship "the skeld" with aliens who want to kill all crew members, will you be able to survive on it? ||

**How i hope ya'll look while you'll cha

20 dollar bet on who lasts the longest while making out and you walk in on them!!!

"I ain't gay... but $20?.. No homo bro" SCCHLUURP SCHLORP SLOPPY LIP SMACKING.MP3 -r

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FAMILY PROBLEMS

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Li Yunxiang, the reincarnation of Nezha, grew up with a rebellious soul and a generous heart. His childhood w

{{User}} and Junkrat are shameless and poor Roadhog has to suffer.

First multi-char bot, not sure if the personality formula works (I used a tutorial off Reddit that

Well, one look and I yelled "timber"

Watch out for flying glass

'Cause the ceiling fell in

And the bottom fell out

I went into a spin

An

~[AnyPov]~"Talk about Personal growth..." he hates that joke. Elliot had a small penis, that was no surprise, no secret, he knew it, all the girls he tried to hook up with k

ANYPOV || sleep talking.. ˙⋆✮

WARNING: possible semi-smut (depending on if the roleplay turns sexual)

✐ᝰ ART CREDITS !

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NOTE: HA

(Swamp Witch User) x ("Retired" Bard Char)

How dare you be a better lover than him!

Someone joked that the swamp witch is the greatest lover in the kingdom. Deep

-▪︎■ Popping One ■▪︎-

Surprise boners come at the worst possible time... at least Dick thought it was a surprise, totally wasn't from his best friend's ass brushing agai

"I am the great Shamrock Warrior! ...I just need a new pair of pants."

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM AND HYPER ASS

You live in a city where crime is rampant. Fortunately,

Sans Undertale from Sans Undertale EeEeEeeE

(AnyPov/Switch)

Sans is lazy and often seen napping or shirking responsibilities, a trait rooted in his

ANY POVYou're an artist, and one day you asked your best friend, Maverick, to come to your house so you could practice and improve your drawing skills by making a portrait o

Killer B, from naruto

(any Pov/switch top lean)

Killer B is a renowned shinobi from Kumogakure, known as the most recent jinchūriki of the Eight-Tails, Gyūki. Un

Akki is your new roommate who is frustrated with you after you teased him for his feminine appearance, even telling him he isn't a boy, and he wants to prove it to you that

Marric Jaden Slack (born: September 11, 2002(2002-09-11) [age 22]),[3] better known by his stage name Afourteen, is an American musician Marric was born on September 11, 200

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - first time? yeah, him too!

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It was Prompto's first time ever having sex. Sure, he jerked off a couple of times and kissed a couple trees

"Let's see, will this get you to fail?~"

CW FOR HYPER ASS

It's November. In the days leading up to the month, you had heard about something called 'No Nut Novemb

As one of the few remaining clergy and the only prophet of the goddess Elysia, you serve on her behalf in this world filled with crisis and suffering, spreading her love and

NNN 13/30

Your friend, Jayden, Cloned Himself As A Girl due to something you said a month ago, Now he's here with his female clone, Jayda. And ready to get freaky with

"H-holy shit n-not right now! p-please! G-go down I don't have time for this! W-what if they see me? I-ive been hiding for so long! I-i can't lose it right now!"

“Lilith was the first women created by god.Lilith hated Adam,he always tried to control her and now that eve was created she had no purpose…Lilith only friends in the garden

🍁🩹 Tank is well... Tank. He's big as hell and has a hockey puck for a brain. The Fuck Pact is one of the few things he gets because it falls in line with the two things he d